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Journal myAmygdala's Journal: I didn't know Britney Spears had a 16 year old sister

"Jamie" is her name. Googled pictures. Google now has images in "extra large". Jamie sure wears some "grown up" clothing sometime. But I guess that's the age to do it, when your skin elasticity has not declined, and gravity has not yet taken its toll. I mean, look at her. She's not all that attractive. Oh, she's got the young, healthy look of a biologically fertile female Homo sapien, but in 10 years, you know she's going to have that second chin growing, and wrinkled baggy eyes, and from then on, it'll all be about "turning back the clock" with botox, face lifts, and skin treatments. So this whole negative stigma about her being pregnant at 16, it's all a bunch of socialized crap. Ha, ha, ha. I used "socialized" like a right-winger. But when I say "socialized", I mean something else. It's still meant to be a put down. Socialization is a disgusting process that Homo sapiens subject their younglings to, and then they become "socialized". You're all a bunch of socialized Homo sapiens, you and your socialized expectations and behaviors.

At least she won't have to worry about her kid having fucked up genes, like with Downs Syndrome or anything.

I'm almost over my cold. It actually feels good, getting over a cold. I mean, of course it does. But it's sort of like a reboot. Sometimes I think it's good just to do a restart. I'm not sure. It might be an invalid analogy, because my system hasn't really restarted. Or has it? Maybe the cold viros went through my body and killed off a bunch of other illegal aliens that had invaded and took residence. They weren't really causing any outright havoc, just quietly consuming resources. It certainly feels like I've got some sort of a fresh start. Or maybe it's just my imagination.

I went to the book store after work. I read some of my new love interest, Naomi Wolf's book. It's supposed to arrive tomorrow, but I couldn't wait. It isn't as exciting as watching her talk about the book on youtube. But I've watched enough videos too see that it isn't that she's so quick and witty. It's just that she says the same thing over and over again. It's like the presidential candidates. They just say the same things, over and over and over again. But that's the way it is, I guess. There's only so much you can say, before you're just repeating yourself. Sometimes I feel like that.

Shower time.

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. -- Superchicken

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