YOU FAIL IT!'s Journal: YOU FAIL IT!

See, see the FAILURE sky
Marvel at its endless FAILED black depths.
Tell me, IN SOVIET RUSSIA do you
Wonder why the Spork ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
Makes you feel FAILED.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your facial growth
That looks like CmdrTaco.
What's more, it knows
Your tissues smell of CmdrTaco.
Everything is a FAILURE.
Ask why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Jon Katz.