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What Is Anna Dead From?

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  • I vote for Trimspa Ninjas. :^b

    I'm actually quite shocked... I mean, yeah, she'd had some personal tragedy, but death at 39? I think there's more here than meets the eye.

    Like ninjas.
    • i gues her and her son had a heart condition that could be affected by certain medications - i think it would be interesting if the court battle for the money went on -- even though most of the principals are dead now.
  • Although Ninja involvment would be pretty cool too - it'd make for one of the weirdest Lifetime movies ever!
  • If it were ninjas, we'd never know. They are ninjas, after all.

    • Re: (Score:2)

      by turg ( 19864 ) *
      Unless they deliberately left evidence that it was ninjas so that we'd think that if it looked like it was ninjas then it couldn't be ninjas.
  • It will be the product of the what we (in medicine) call the potentiating effects of ethanol and some prescription drug. Her son died because he didn't understand the half-life of methadone, that won't be it. It'll be something like xanax and alcohol.

    Or, she'll have some heretofore unknown congenital heart defect.
  • She's still trying to follow in Marilyn's footsteps.
  • There still hadn't been a final ruling about the estate from old man Marshall, so she still had to fight that.

    She was sued as part of a class action suit against Trim-Spa because the ads featuring her are misleading. Unsurprisingly, Trim-Spa's weight loss claims are unsubstantiated.

    Add to that all the legal problems she had with her daughter's birth and her son's death. The day before she been in court fighting the DNA test for her baby with a stupid name.

    I think she just realized how much time she would ha
  • Some young hunk of a gold digger was hoping to marry into 450 million dollars and found a target near the brink of death?

    The irony would be profound.

  • overexposure!

    No, really, probably OD on recreational drugs, maybe mixed with prescription drugs, but probably by accident.
    Just like her son, supposedly.
  • I read in an article that th paramedics were pumping her chest while she was being taken from the Hard Rock Cafe. Obviously breast deflation was cause of death.
  • ....and there will be many, many "theories".

    This one goes along the lines of, baby was actually her sons', pretty shameful, thats why he signed off right after seeing her. Likewise guilt and a little time got to Anna.

    Amazing how these things explode onto the internet in short time, milliseconds after news announced it, the net was buzzing with creative thinkers.

    The whole "Marilyn"-idolizing take wouldn't surprise me.

    • As soon as I heard, I ran to the helldesk. One of the girls that works in there keeps up with all that shit, so as soon as I arrived, she was pulling up a live feed from a press conference in front of the hospital she died at. Only it hadn't started yet. And they (the techs setting up mics and testing sound) didn't know they were on the air. And they were making wild ass guesses about the cause of death too. One guy was on his cell phone talking to someone while setting up the mic. He was hilarious.

      • Re: (Score:2)

        by curtisk ( 191737 )
        man, I'd have loved to see that, nothing is better than some embarrassing behavior/speech followed by ".....oh! We're ON?"
  • when i was in college she was the shizzy. holy cow did i want her. at that time, she hadn't spoken yet and was merely a curvy goddess on the pages of playboy.

    she ruined that right away. i think i felt a tiny bit of relief when i heard she was dead because she must've just been miserable all her life. however, i feel badly for her daughter. :(

    • Re: (Score:2)

      by ellem ( 147712 ) *
      hey hey hey!

      This is a mean spirited thread. Maybe those geeks over at Multiply are having a cry-fest.

      Now - do you think it was Ninjas? Or broken hearted trimspa ninjas?

      • Re: (Score:2)

        by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) *
        are you speaking in english cuz i don't understand what the hell you're asking me! :)

        • Re: (Score:2)

          by ellem ( 147712 ) *
          btlzu2, all I've ever asked of my slashdotters is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God.

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