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1. What is your occupation?
    Self-employed consultant.

2. What color are you socks right now?
    Near-black blueish.

3. What are you listening to right now?
    The kids making noise downstairs.

    4. What was the last thing that you ate?
    The "latest", I hope, thing I ate was a bowl of yoghurt with muesli.

    5. Can you drive a stick shift?
    Duh. As I am not an American, disabled or a taxi driver, I have problems driving automatics - the apparent trick is to pretend that ones left leg is paralysed.

    6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
    A diffusion of black.

    7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
    Mother-in-law, she called to talk with her daughter.

    8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
    I was not sent it. I pirated a copy off teh intartubes. Arr.

    9. How old are you today?
    39 years old.

    10. Favorite drinks?
    Coca-Cola is it.

    11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
    Sex.

    12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
    No.

    13. Pets?
    50 fish called Wanda and a poodle.

    14. Favorite food?
    No one favorite.

    15. What was the last movie you watched?
    Cars.

    16. Favorite holiday?
    Hey, I saw something about holidays on TV once. Didn't really grok the concept.

    17. What do you do to vent anger?
    Kill people.

    18. What were your favorite toys as a kid?
    Mud and snow.

    19. What is your favorite: fall or spring?
    Yes.

    20. Hugs or kisses?
    Yes?

    21. Cherry or blueberry?
    Blueberry.

    22. Do you want your friends to send this back?
    No.

    23. Who is the most likely to respond?
    The infirm.

    24. Who is least likely to respond?
    The living.

    25. Living arrangements?
    House.

    26. When was the last time you cried?
    Cars.

    27. What is on the floor of your closet?
    Wood.

    28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you're sending this to?
    I'm not sending it to anybody.

    29. What did you do last night?
    Sleep like the dead.

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  • You have fifty fish called Wanda? Is this a set designation or are they Wanda 1, Wanda 2...
    • As I can't tell the difference between most of them (we have two main surviving species and a few odd ones) it is indeed a set designation. Wanda, meet Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda (the kids have a nick-name for this one, they call it "the monster"), Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wanda, Wand

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