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I own pots and pans!!!

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  • Multiple times: they are called "Bills"... *sigh* :-(

  • Do you have a stove? ;-)
  • Nope. (Score:1, Flamebait)

    by bethanie (675210) *
    You gotta get married first.

    You think I'm joking? Try it. I, for one, was *shocked* at the difference in people's (particularly my family's -- especially extended, but also just people in general and women *ESPECIALLY*) attitude towards me.

    'Cause you realize you ain't a REAL woman, honey, until you've got yourself a MAN to make you legit!

    ....Bethanie....
    • Yes, I still sit at the kiddie table at Christmas...how did you guess?! Sometimes my unmarried sister (she's 34) has to sit at the kiddie table. My married cousin (29) and his wife (28) have never had to sit at the kiddie table since they were married 5 years ago.

      I'm still excited about my cookware. It's nice and heavy so that I can beat people who treat me like more of a kid than some 21-year old who got drunk and married in Vegas.
      • Don't they realize that putting you at a table with some snotfactories isn't the way to convince you to get married and start popping out puppies?
    • by subgeek (263292) *
      i hear she has a czar, but not one that's legally bound. apparently just having a man isn't quite enough. you also need to have a binding contract.

      and i notice different treatment being a married man as well. though i still don't feel like a grown up.
  • It doesn't count (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Red_Foreman (877991) *
    Having more little dishes for your easy bake oven doesn't mean you have pots and pans.

    Or did you go buy the Rachel Ray set?

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