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Czarina Burrito's Journal: MONTHS!!! 11

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I have to share this story.

So my roommate has this friend who is engaged to be married. The wedding was supposed to be in March, but she found out a few weeks ago that she is pregnant, so they have moved the wedding up to November. They just bought a house, and she started a new job last month. Very busy time. This is a total shock to them. She went off her birth control after they became engaged because she doesn't like how it makes her feel. But this is a total shock to them. Why? Who knows? Maybe the part of the brain that stores the consequences of biological functions isn't fully operational?

Yeterday I believe I found out why it was such a shock. That was the first time they had engaged in sexual activities in months. Months?!

MONTHS!!!!

No, neither of them was out of the country. They live in the same house. He's not a parapalegic, either. I thought of that one.

They haven't even been dating for all that long. Maybe a year or two.

Months. My. God.

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