BrenBren's Journal: JOTD Meme

You get a series of them, because they're all short:

• A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "So. Why the long face?"
• A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey! Get out! We don't serve your kind here!" Dejected, the rope leaves.

    He goes down the road a bit and spies a dark ally. He goes in, twists himself up, and beats his head against a wal for a few moments. Satisfied, he returns to the bar.

    The bartender sees the rope and says, "Didn't I just tell you to leave?"

    The rope replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

• Two penguins are walking down the sidewalk, when one of them turns into a bar.

    It's a shame, really-- he should have seen it coming.

• What did the man say when he walked into the bar? "Ow."

Bad jokes. Got to love 'em. :)

another one

[Jerry Smith]

A seal walks into a club...