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Journal doublem's Journal: The Shrub and the Staff Writing Contest 1

I think it's time someone held a contest.

A slash fiction writing contest.

The stars?

George W. Bush and Victor Ashe. Georgie's nickname of "The Shrub" should of course be part of the story.

Why?

Let me quote Wolfbear's Blog

Leola McConnell, Democratic candidate for Governor of Nevada (who has been endorsed by WMR). McConnell is a one-time professional dominatrix.
 
"President Bush's speech to the nation Monday. If he doesn't say he's a gay American or at the least a bisexual one then he shouldn't be making one at all. And the notion that it would be in regards to writing bigotry into our nation's Constitution is reprehensible. Too bad it isn't me doing the rebuttal because in 1984, I watched him perform (with the enthusiasm of homosexual male who had done this many times before) a homosexual act on another man, namely Victor Ashe. Victor Ashe is the current Ambassador to the nation of Poland who should also come out like former Governor McGreevey of New Jersey and admit to being a gay American. Other homo-erotic acts were also performed by then private citizen George Bush because I performed one of them on him personally.

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The Shrub and the Staff Writing Contest

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  • Don't recycle that office party troll with all the puking and stuff. *Shudders*

    I don't think I could write about this. I'm slightly bisexual and have had homosexual experiences, so it's not that. It's Bush. Just the thought of him having sex makes me never want to have it again.

    This party may have happened, and Bush may have performed some act, probably fellatio from the way it's written (that is, fellatio is usually what is "performed on" another person), on another man while all coked up, but I kinda doub

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