Farmer Tim's Journal: End of the world

Well, its now 1 AM, 6/6/06, and so far the minions of hell have failed to burst forth and wreak havoc upon the world...or at least my rainy corner (maybe demons don't like wet weather; their horns poke holes in their umbrellas, I imagine).

For anyone concerned I'll be providing regular updates, but I really don't expect any activity more diabolical than the average Tuesday. Admittedly, that's a pretty high standard around here...

My apologies to anyone who mistook the title of this journal for something important. You should know better by now ;)

Update: 5AM

[Farmer Tim]

The rain has stopped; still nothing. Re-evaluating the hydophobic demon theory.

Update: 7.06

[Farmer Tim]

The most demonic time of the day, 66 minutes past 6, 6/6/06 has passed. The four horsemen of the apocalypse are obviously having a late breakfast...except famine, that is.

Re:Update: 7.06

[Farmer Tim]

And here's footage!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAGdjg1oTo [youtube.com]

Update: 15.00

[Farmer Tim]

The sun is now shining brightly. Thought Satan's hosts had arrived, turned out to be the postman. He was delivering some bills, but that doesn't quite qualify as the end of the world.

Update: 17.00

[Farmer Tim]

Its raining again. No, that isn't the beginning of a comeback by SuperTramp (which I believe is mentioned in Revelations), just a weather report.

7/6/06

[Farmer Tim]

Well, that's that. Unless I slept through it, I'm pretty sure the world didn't end. But if any member of any of the worlds religions ascended to heaven, could they leave a message?

There is Slashdot in heaven, right?