heliocentric's Journal: Why I lick people.

Some of you are familiar with all of the photos of me going around licking people. One was even famously in that fark photoshop contest.

Well, I think I've finally figured out why.

The voices in my head are dyslexic.

It has taken me some time to figure that out as they were so annoying with that stutter and the slight lisp, but I'm sure of it now.

Which Fark photoshop contest was that?

[Neop2Lemus]

Cuz I'd like to see it

/got nothin'

Re:Which Fark photoshop contest was that?

[orange_6]

exactly!

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Re:Which Fark photoshop contest was that?

[orange_6]

Awesome, thanks!

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I am so very disturbed

[nizo]

However, if I know you will be nearby someday, I will make sure to liberally cover myself with cyan pepper :-D

Re:I am so very disturbed

[loucura!]

I've never seen a blue pepper before.

Well.

[Some Woman]

That explains everything.