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You women make me feel so cheap!

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  • On the other hand, the one time I was seriously getting hit on, I didn't realize it until a few years later. But that's a different story.

    Tell me about it. If that list is anything to go by, half the female population of the planet is desperate to get down my pants.

    Though actually I knew that already, but it's nice to have the confirmation.

    On a somewhat more serious note, I too have had a couple cases where I in hindsight start banging my head on the table. For an incredible wonderful guy as I am, I c

    • Looking at the list more carefully, I notice that I just recently had a woman use several of the ones on that list on me in a bar (she was a friend of a friend):

      Can you close my bracelet for me?
      Do you think that couple over there is on their first date, or what?
      This new Snickers bar is fabulous. You've got to try it.       (Actually it wasn't a Snickers, but it was food.)
      So, what are you doing here?

      The, uhhh, questionable part...aside from me being married, of course...is that she also informed me that sh

    • So, as my wife is sometimes fond of saying, I wouldn't know I was being flirted with unless she had her breasts on my head. That's not what happened, just setting expectations for my level of cluelessness. Also, I'm a large guy, and not typically the target of flirting. But her husband is too, so maybe she likes 'em that way.

      So, I'm off at a conference for work. It's work's conference, so half of work is there. And I'm spending a lot of time with this really cute woman from marketing (after I've killed
      • I had a similar case myself. In high school, we had an exchange student who I rather fancied, but being the general moron I was (some would say "still am"), I almost never asked out any girls. Did it all of twice and was rebuffed both times (though I never got up the nerve to ask the exchange student).

        As it happens our class was supposed to do Kris Kringle, and my (anonymous) Kris Kringle started giving me all kinds of stuff -- much more than anyone else was getting -- with a new present each day, and it

        • I think those monkeys whose butts turn bright red are onto something.
          • Behold, yonder new .sig.

            Cheers,

            Ethelred

            • Heh.

              Thinking about it more though, I'd probably just be the guy monkey that didn't notice, still.

              Monkey1: "Dude, that cute girl monkey was talking to you, and her butt was totally red. Why didn't you do anything?"

              MonkeyMe: "What?!? It was red??"
              • Especially because standard monkey anatomy would seem to dictate that her butt would be facing away from you, thus you still lose.

                *sigh*

                I suggest making her hooters light up and flash. That might work.

                Cheers,

                Ethelred

            • Man that is so going into my humor file.


              And yeah I agree, we need an obvious visual indication dammit. I was such a clueless moron back in high school....

      • Well, if you are ever divorced and cruising, make sure to wear a t-shirt explaining the situation so no future confusion takes place. "Put breasts atop head to hit on me" should do the trick. :-) (Yeah I am clueless too....)
  • Wow.

    That's the funniest list ever.

    Basically ANYTHING you say to a guy, according to that list, as long as it is not a direct command, and you smile fetchingly, could be interpreted as a sign of interest.

    Funny enough, this jives with my experience of the males of the world (-:

    And here I thought I could safely use the word "hi". What was I thinking...

    Pix
    • Heh, I didn't think of that.

      Woman: "Hi."

      Guy: "Hey baby, I see you've read 'the list'. Straight for #1, you don't mess around do you? Rawr!"

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