NCalGal's Journal: BOOM BOOM BOOM & girls choices

So today there is this construction machine banging into the ground next to my office building, they are drilling/banging large poles into this Oakland lot. Well it is sortof a turn on for us girls in the office; it is making the chairs vibrate (I confirmed that I was not alone). So what are we to do?

Option 1) Conduct keggle exercises in rhythm while seated in the chair

Option 2) Go hang out in the ladies room stall and do whatever comes naturally

Option 3) Wait it out in agony

Option 4) Look for a partner

I chose option 1. It was safe, clean, healthy and somewhat (albeit not completely) satisfying.

Pile driver

[ryanr]

I always thought it would turn out bad if I had a pile driver. I'm pretty sure they don't get to drive piles all that often, and I'd get really bored. I imagine that they would arrest me on some street with the telephone poles sticking 4 feet out of the ground. "Umm... they were already like that? When I got here with my pile driver...?"

I didn't realize there was this other affect, though...

Can I draw out the ladies with one of those? Is this like a thumper and sandworms?

Re:Pile driver

[RevMike]

Can I draw out the ladies with one of those? Is this like a thumper and sandworms?

References like that are just as likely to drive women away.

Chicken

[sillypixie]

I say, grab the nearest fella and -- um ok well that would pretty well snap me out of it right there...

*grin*

Pix

Pile drivers aren't the only thing

[Engineer-Poet]

I used to spend time in a building about a hundred feet from a rail line.

Which carried mostly freight.

And had a dip in the track right where it passed the building.

All the freight cars would go "bump-bump" as they went past.

Everyone in the building got to do amateur seismography....

Re:Pile drivers aren't the only thing

[NCalGal]

Well the BOOM BOOM BOOMs have stopped, and you know.. I kinda miss em :)