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zsau's Journal: I hate people who gratuitously swear (Pt. 2)

Journal by zsau

Whereas the Overlord is stressed by swearing:

And whereas this stress interferes with the good Government of the Whole World:

The Overlord therefore enacts:

  1. All those who gratuitously swear, or who use swear words in a way deemed to annoy the Overlord, are deemed guilty of a most grave offence.
  2. The punishment for this most grave offence shall be death in a mostly humane manner.

Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these interest rates, we don't need it."

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