Journal FortKnox's Journal: Need a Laugh?? 10
Reading some of the journals lately, they are either serious topics or very intense topics. Allow me to provide some comic relief.
The Amazon.com reviews of Henry Raddick. He writes fake reviews on topics that look real for the first few sentences, but get quarky towards the end. Some of his recent ones aren't gut-buster funny, but keep reading, cause some of them will have you blurting out laughs...
The Amazon.com reviews of Henry Raddick. He writes fake reviews on topics that look real for the first few sentences, but get quarky towards the end. Some of his recent ones aren't gut-buster funny, but keep reading, cause some of them will have you blurting out laughs...
Shoeboy reviews (Score:1)
His review [amazon.com] of Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean is my favorite bit of Amazon abuse.
Truth is, serious Amazon reviews are pretty foolish anyway. I burst out laughing at the reviews of C++ For Dummies. The book doesn't make it clear that it's targeted at readers who know a little C, producing reviews saying things like, "This book is entirely inappropriate for dummies!"
And then there are the folks who think "Insufficient character development!" is a critique to be aimed at any book, including dictionaries and programming texts. One gets the impression they learned one thing in high school English and stick with it.
Re:Shoeboy reviews (Score:2)
listed in the book purchased by other people section. Jon Katz???
Character development (Score:1)
What's with all the Pug dog reviews? His picture is even a dressed up pug.
ohmigoodgolly gosh! (Score:2)
Ahh, I haven't had this much fun on amazon since the Family Circus fake reviews!
Re:ohmigoodgolly gosh! (Score:2)
where-as I was going for the rasta jungle mc angle, I never realized how close that was to the Ned Flanders angle.
Think about it- Ned Flanders rinsing out the sound at your next rave!
What's really funny... (Score:1)
Another good Amazon review. (Score:2)
Shades of Lazlo Toth (Score:2)
*laugh* Reminds me of "Lazlo Toth" (Don Novello(sp?)) who wrote letters to a bunch of companies and politicians, then published them with the responses.
My favorite Lazlo Letters were the exchange with Johnson & Johnson trying to explain to him how to use Mr. Bubble (he had been confused by the warning on the box that "for best results Mr. Bubble should be kept dry") and with NASA, when he called them to task for planning to incinerate a scoop of Martian soil and look for the "smoke" from organics to detect life. As Lazlo pointed out, this wouldn't prove that there was life on Mars, but that "there had been life of Mars, and you killed it!"
Thanks for posting it!
-- MarkusQ
I've read quite a few of these... (Score:1)
Book reviews as satire. And they say the internet isn't good for anything aside from pr0n and *shudder* e-Bay.
Thanks for the laugh, FK. I needed it. Especially since my back has flared up and I can barely walk, today.