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Journal myslashdotusername's Journal: FEMA director applogizes, and warns bay area to move..

Michael D. Brown FEMA director since 2001 appologized today, saying "sorry, NYC, sorry Lousiana, Sorry San Francisco. I shouldn't have opened my mouth in 2001, and I'm really sorry but if you live in the bay area you're screwed. I warned of a terrorist attack in NYC, and months later it happened! I warned of a hurricane in Lousiana, and well, you're still calling for my head! Well I'm sorry but you're next san francisco, I already gave you the kiss of death, and now you're next! the only advice I can give you with my budget it to move anywhere else! I mean really, you're screwed I've been shooting 100% on predictions. I'm so sorry, but at least you'll know that the worst earthquake since 1906 is going to hit you sometime in the next 4 years, so i'd move the hell out while you still can."

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