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Journal EnronHaliburton2004's Journal: Poll: Worst arrest (innocent or guilty) of your lifetime? 7

I submitted this as a Slashdot poll, but I doubt it will be accepted (bad formatting, they never accept my stuff).

I dug this up from an old post.

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Worst arrest of your lifetime:

1. Never. I'm a law abiding citizen.
2. Never. I run away.
3. A few misdemenors
4. Violent offense
5. Alcohol or drug-related offenses
6. Non-financial-fraud related theft offenses
7. I'm writing this from death row.
8. I stole the money, burned down the office and now live on a beach in Mexico with my red stapler.
9. It's copyright infringement, not stealing.
10. In a past life I ruled the world with an Iron first, Crushed my enemies, saw them driven before me, and heard the lamentations of their women!

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Poll: Worst arrest (innocent or guilty) of your lifetime?

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  • by Mantorp ( 142371 ) *
    I'm too fast
  • One to Five, I was in the military, technically I've never been arrested or charged, but if I'd been civilian ... but I wasn't. And no charge sheet exists.

    1. Never. I'm a law abiding citizen.
    2. Never. I run away.
    3. A few misdemenors
    4. Violent offense
    5. Alcohol or drug-related offenses
  • I was on my way home from a party, riding as a passenger in the car of a friend who probably shouldn't have been driving. It was 8 in the morning, for starters ;-). Cops pulled us over, checked everyone's ID. I had just moved to LA from Hawaii, and all I had was a Hawaii state ID, which looks remarkably crappy. They couldn't find me on their computer system, so they took me in and put me in a cell for eight hours because they couldn't verify my identity. They claimed they have the right to hold you for up t
    • They claimed they have the right to hold you for up to 36 hours...

      Now they can hold you forever. Oh, how I long for the "good ol' days"...when they were required to have actual evidence that you did something besides "fit a description". It WAS that way once, wasn't it? Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong planet.
  • Missing Option:
    9. As if I'd admit anything of the sort on a wide-open electronic message board forum. (a more honest version of option 1, perhaps?
  • Only trespassing. I stole property the same why copyright infringers do. Well not quite the same.
  • Though I think it should be more of the "I did the Dukes of Hazzard on that poor country bacon" type of response. ;)

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