Journal mskfisher's Journal: Text adventures in meatspace 5
I like to read (or construct) text adventure transcripts more than I like to play them.
This is a relatively accurate transcript of last night's events (which occurred in RL, or meatspace ) that I constructed:
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You are in a bathroom.
> look
There is a clogged toilet here. Your guest has told you about this toilet before he left.
> unclog toilet
I don't know what to use.
> inventory
You rummage through your pockets and find a 10-foot drain snake.
> use drain snake to unclog toilet
You push and prod with the snake, attempting to navigate the labyrinthine curves of the toilet's water-lock, but are thwarted after several minutes.
> flush toilet
You foolishly attempt to flush the toilet, but it overflows.
> open toilet
You take the cover off the toilet. It is still overflowing.
> raise float
You grab the float and lift it, stopping the flow of water.
> look
There is potentially contaminated water on the floor. You hear water dripping into the basement.
> use drain snake
You try the drain snake again, to no effect.
> go to store
That's too far to walk.
> drive to store
You drive to the store. The journey is uneventful.
> look
You are in a Cub Foods. There are several million dollars worth of foodstuffs and other products on the shelves.
> get food for tomorrow night's dinner
You pick up a pork loin and some biscuits.
> go to cleaning supply aisle
You are in the cleaning supply aisle.
> get plunger
There is no plunger here.
> look
You see mops, brooms, detergent, and cleaning liquids, along with a mysterious box with a "as seen on TV" logo.
> look at box
The box is labeled "CLR Drain Opener." The box describes a pneumatic drain unclogging system.
> take box
You have put the box in your shopping cart.
> purchase items
You go to the checkout and pay a surprising sum of money for your items.
> go home
That's too far to walk.
> drive home
You drive home. The trip is uneventful.
> use drain unclogger
You attempt to sing into the drain unclogger, but soon realize that it does not appreciate your stylings of "Wheels on the Bus."
> use drain unclogger on toilet
You assemble the pneumatic drain tool and press it into place on the toilet. It releases a burst of compressed air, similar in behavior to a standard plunger. Unfortunately, besides spraying a fine mist of toilet water onto the surrounding surfaces, it has no effect.
> use drain unclogger on toilet
You try again, with similar results, or lack thereof.
> use drain unclogger on toilet with gusto
You give it one final try, pressing down harder than before on the applicator, releasing an extra-long burst of air into the toilet. It gives several satisfying burps and gurgles, and drains of water.
> flush toilet
The toilet flushes without incident.
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so (Score:2)
jason
Re:so (Score:2)
Re:so (Score:2)
jason
Your visitor probably has BCS (Score:2)
People with BCS go days without a movement. Their colon is 1.5 to 2.0 times the diameter of "normal colons" and they can really pack it in if you know what I mean. Consequently their stool is quite large and prone to stop commodes, expecially the new EPA approved ones with low flow ratings.
I've had to deal w
You should write adventure games. (Score:1)