NemosomeN's Journal: Free iPod... Come on, this is a great idea. I promise.

Before I begin, I would like to admit that the system I propose is reminiscent of a pyramid scheme, in that eventually the pool of people will run out. I believe, however, that this minor drawback is worth it.

I propose that we begin a fund to purchase iPods, Mac Minis, and whatever the hell else is so fucking free everywhere. The premise is similar, but the benefits are far-reaching. I propose that this organization offer a free iPod/Mac Mini/Whateverthefuck for each three people who have registered and posted a referrer to freewhatthefuck.com shot and killed. Maybe we can add in gimmicks, like only requiring two people if you can prove torture, or whatever. I really haven't looked into the details. But I honestly believe that this will not only provide free iPods etc. to those that are truly deserving, but also make those that aren't truly deserving pay dearly.

I would also like to disclaim any rights to this idea. I beg of you, steal my idea. Compete with me. Send swarms of war-robots out to destroy all known offenders. Whatever. This menace needs to stop.