Hello Foto.... [UPDATED]

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Journal by FortKnox on Monday March 21, 2005 @11:31PM

Yesh... I actually have something to show you.

Rules: Don't give anything away, people... not even in AC... Yet. Once I draw out the list, feel free to give hints (or drop false hints to confuse). This will probably happen the monday after Easter. That's when I'll stop accepting photos and we'll get underway...

But do feel free to comment, like "doesn't #44's second pic look just like Jim Caviezel aka Jesus?!?").

Anywho, first page is thumbnails (yeah, they are huge, but that's the best I can do with the time I had). Clicking on said link will take you to a page filled with all their pics. These aren't the "Full Size" you guys gave me. I shrunk them into something more viewable, but they are still big enough to get all the details.

I'm interested in hearing if you guys experience any latency on the site. It seems to be even faster than the old server. I'm quite impressed! :-D

Oh, and for more community fun, go over to johndiii's journal and talk about where your alias came from.

I'm still accepting pics. Now that you see them, you can tell we are all geeks, not models... so those of you that are shy and stuff can come forward. No point in waiting. josh _at_ marotti.com with "slashdot" or "photo contest" in the subject and your slashdot nick in the body.

Update: What kinda dumbass forgets the link?.... err... I mean the link? D'oh. Good thing I wanted to check the server load when I got home. Thanks to AC and others for pointing it out. Didn't mean to me mean... sorry!

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Hi, my name is ellem and I'm an idiot. (Score:2)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

So I go where to see it?
But..I don't see them. (Score:2)

by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:

That's just mean.
- Re:But..I don't see them. (Score:2)
  
  by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
  
  Oh. My. God. This. Is. Funny. :)
  
  Absent-minded programmer is he.
URL Hack (Score:2)

by Flamesplash ( 469287 ) writes:

Am I the only one trying to guess the URL? I've tried sdphoto, slashdotphoto, etc.. and so on, no luck...
Like you just said...... (Score:2)

by BWJones ( 18351 ) writes:

KHAAAAAAAAAN!
#44 (Score:2)

by Flamesplash ( 469287 ) writes:

Bah, he looks nothing like Jesus! So much for finding a savior here.... grumble grumble
Thank you anonymous (Score:2)

by red5 ( 51324 ) writes:

Is it me, or does this one look like a frame outa doctor strangelove? [marotti.com]
- Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
  
  by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:
  
  Looks like a cameo by Michael Caine to me. IMDB says he wasn't in strangelove, haven't seen it myself.
  - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
    
    by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
    
    Looks like a still from around the Alfie [imdb.com] era to me, but who knows?
    
    ....Bethanie....
  - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
    
    by Oculus Habent ( 562837 ) * writes:
    
    So...
    
    one of us is Michael Caine?!
  - - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
      
      by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:
      
      I shall endeavor to do so.
- - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
    
    by red5 ( 51324 ) writes:
    
    I like 71. Which one you gets the much curvetted Banky proposal?
    - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
      
      by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
      
      I dunno, but #65 looks to be about TL's type.
      
      ....Bethanie....
      - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
        
        by red5 ( 51324 ) writes:
        
        Thats...just...plain...hilarious!
      - TL's type (Score:2)
        
        by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
        
        Are you saying hat #65 looks like TL or that TL would shag #65 in the time it would take for my jaw to drop to my jaw level?:)
        
        Re:TL's type (Score:2)
        
        by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
        
        I'm saying I don't think it's fair that TL is posting pix of his dates in the FotoKon!
        
        What's the comment for this one? "Nice, firm tush"???
        
        ....Bethanie...
      - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
        
        by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) * writes:
        
        Bullshit, that girl is WAY too old. (Hell if everyone else is gonna pick on me, I might as well, too.)
    - - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
        
        by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
        
        um george... that little number 41 was perpetrated by a very lame monkey, yes?
        
        whatWhatWHAT? (Score:2)
        
        by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
        
        I am not a lame monkey. I just ain't.
      - Re:Thank you anonymous (Score:2)
        
        by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
        
        Oh, man. Harry Palmer?! I can't believe someone named a character that!! I guess maybe they hadn't heard all the masturbation jokes.
        
        ....Bethanie....
Huh? (Score:2)

by cyranoVR ( 518628 ) * writes:

So which one is the pic that is so hilarious and thought-provoking that it will make me laugh, cry and convert to Unitarianism?

I don't see it...

(PS - see the AC comment elsewhere in these comments for the URL)
- - Re:Huh? (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    It is the miracle of transubstantiation and/or transmigration of reincarnating appelations. Or, in other words, the Dominion is invading and the Changelings walk among us.
It's official (Score:2)

by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:

Having kids *definitely* makes you sexy!! What is it with the total FILF effect?! #29, if the lil wifey's not doin' it for ya, you just let me know!

#27, just stop with the bedroom eyes already, will ya? Goes for you, too, #18.

And #71, I WANT your hair (except longer)!!

#11, what's up with the Blair Matrix Witch thang? It took my glacial dialup 5 fucking minutes to load that booger.

#62, you've got a certain je nais se quois and a passing resemblance to Ben Miles, IMO.

#9, in the tie dye tank top pic
- Re:It's official (Score:2)
  
  by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
  
  Re: 27...Those aren't bedroom eyes. They're "I'm going to take over the world and you won't even notice because you're too busy looking at the baby, as per my master plan" eyes.
  - - Re:It's official (Score:2)
      
      by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:
      
      Worst upskirt shot ever.
    - - Re:It's official (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        Hah! Such low quality at your alma mater! My gown was made of Rayon!
        
        Re:It's official (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        No, now I've gone to burlap, goathair and ragweed. Feels so good against my skin.
        Cheers,
        Ethelred
- Re:It's official (Score:2)
  
  by enforcer999 ( 733591 ) writes:
  
  And as it stands, I'm going to take the liberty of naming #19 as my most eligible bachelor. Sir, you are one photogenic muthafucka -- green face notwithstanding. :-)
  Bethanie, I have to agree with you. He is a handsome guy, if he is eligible. All the guys are cute but many too young for me. ;)
  - Re:It's official (Score:2)
    
    by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
    
    Ah yes -- I do prefer my men well-seasoned (by time [NOT thyme]). Ripe, as it were.
    
    #19 qualifies as quite... pluckable. ;-)
    
    ....Bethanie....
- - Re:#29 (Score:2)
    
    by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
    
    Perhaps -- but in the photos you are dead sexy. No foolin'!!
    
    I'd better stop now, before I... overextend... myself.
    
    ....Bethanie....
    - - Re:#29 (Score:2)
        
        by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
        
        Only if I can apply the body paint with my tongue.
        
        Rrroooowwwwww!
        
        ....B....
- - Re:It's official (Score:2)
    
    by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
    
    Oh, look kids!! It's foreplay on slashdot!!
    
    Isn't that just the sweetest thing you've ever seen?!
    
    ....Bethanie....
- - Re:#31 (Score:2)
    
    by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
    
    I dunno... Goth at age 33 is just kinda sad. By this age, you should be able to get what you want without making that loud a statement with your appearance.
    
    ....Bethanie....
    - Re:#31 (Score:2)
      
      by Tet ( 2721 ) writes:
      
      Goth at age 33 is just kinda sad. By this age, you should be able to get what you want without making that loud a statement with your appearance.
      Ahem. Why do people always assume that being goth is making a statement with your appearance? Could it not just be that certain people happen to like black, rather than wear it for the effect it has on others? And like the way they choose to look, just because... well, they like it?
      Sigh. I notice that you've had another high school killing spree, and all the me
workin' on submitting (Score:2)

by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * writes:

got photos. Will submit. *sigh* waiting to get back flower show pics.
- - Re:workin' on submitting (Score:2)
    
    by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
    
    ummm... you *do* know that she let solemnfans.org post pictures about a month ago, right?
    
    hehe... try again!
    
    /ducks
Quick Notes: (Score:2)

by Oculus Habent ( 562837 ) * writes:

#37: OK, my house isn't great, but if I had your house, I'd never stop bragging about it.

#65: Based on the missing shoe and the little fingers, I'm looking for someone with lots of spelling mistakes.

#41: Best. Halloween. Costume. Evar.

#72: Are you the big one, or the little one?

#28: Somehow, I pictured you... taller.
The obvious ones (Score:2)

by Tet ( 2721 ) writes:
After a quick 10 second scan, the only ones that immediately leap out are:
- johndiii (I thought you said you'd changed since the last contest?)
- ethelred
- arb
- Michael Caine
- Re:The obvious ones (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  After a quick 10 second scan, the only ones that immediately leap out are:
  
  ethelred
  Yes, it's time to come clean. I am, in fact, #1.
  In more ways than one.
  Hah! I kill me.
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
Solution for low resolutions (Score:2)

by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:

If the contest [marotti.com] is making you scroll horizontally, download the latest Opera beta [opera.com] and tell it to View > Fit to Window Width or hit Ctrl+F11. Makes life much simpler.:)
- Re:Solution for low resolutions (Score:2)
  
  by kesuki ( 321456 ) writes:
  
  using obsolete HTML 1.0 tables instead of HTML 4.0 CSS will cause that. Get up to standards Sheesh.
  Tables are obsolete. they use more bandwith, cause formatting headaches, and just plain suck.
  Fortunately, for everyone, I'm not in the contest, perhaps because Fort has no picture of me, even though I have many old pictures up on public sites.
  - Re:Solution for low resolutions (Score:2)
    
    by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
    
    I just whipped together a script to view the pics. If you'd like to whip together a css and sample index page, though, I'd be happy to update the page.
  - - Correct solution (Score:2)
      
      by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
      
      Okay, please explain to me how this is tabular data. Semantically, it looks like a list to me. There is only one category of data.
      
      I would have used an unordered list with list items displayed as blocks floated to the left. A grid-like effect could be achieved by giving them a fixed width. After a bit of tweaking, it would look at least as nice while wrapping to match screen resolution.
      - Re:Correct solution (Score:2)
        
        by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
        
        Uh, interesting theory, but FortKnox fucked your "simple" solution up. It's broken under 1024x768, even in full-screen mode. A list would be simpler to write, quicker to implement, and would work properly instead of fucking up at the most common screen resolution in the world.
        
        Re:Correct solution (Score:2)
        
        by kesuki ( 321456 ) writes:
        
        I'm blind. Well, not legally, but I'm damn near close to it*. I have a 16" viewable display and I run it at 1024x768 res. The main reason I don't buy into fucking LCDs(unless they're LCD/TVS) is most of them have native resolutions for the perfect visioned. (generally the LCD TVs have native resoutions closer to what I find acceptable for sitting 2-4** feet away from, for some reason)
        
        *= 20/200 20/220. Without glasses an object 20 feet away is as clearly visible as if it were 200 feet away with one eye,
Well (Score:2)

by dead sun ( 104217 ) writes:

I recognize myself, and I have a guess for a couple others. Doing better than I thought I would.
Going out on a Limb (Score:2)

by RevMike ( 632002 ) writes:

I'm going to say that #63 is Kevin.
- You dastards! (Score:2)
  
  by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
  
  OMG, you killed Kevie!
  
  Seriously, though, who is this "Kevin" you speak of? I am not familiar with any "Kevins". Can this "Kevin" be used as a flotation device, or is it more like a pad of paper?
#64 (Score:2)

by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:

Is just *begging* to get farked!

....Bethanie....
46 = 0x2E (Score:2)

by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:

#46 is obvious, but I don't know about the others. I am disappointed no one has recognized me yet. You suck.:)
- Re:46 = 0x2E (Score:2)
  
  by elmegil ( 12001 ) * writes:
  
  You know, just because we haven't SAID anything doesn't mean we don't RECOGNIZE you. You're among a handful who've posted photos in the past, so we KNOW WHO YOU ARE. At least I do, Khofi.
  - Re:46 = 0x2E (Score:2)
    
    by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
    
    You're WRONG! *I* know which one he is.
    
    You're just wrong. ;)
- - Re:46 = 0x2E (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    A lady never tells.^-^
- - Re:46 = 0x2E (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    I am sorry to disappoint, but... *drumroll* I don't have a nose.^-^
    - - My arse, m'lud (Score:2)
        
        by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
        
        I smell with my ass. There is a certain cabbage-like aroma about.
      - Re:46 = 0x2E (Score:2)
        
        by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:
        
        Then how do you smell?
        
        Terrible.
        
        Re:46 = 0x2E (Score:2)
        
        by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:
        
        Of course. That joke is as old as dogs and noses.
- - Re:46 = 0x2E (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    CHEATAH!
    
    Actually, I didn't know how this would work, so I told FK to only use the obvious photo if all of the photos were being jumbled together and not being grouped. The chap, of course, used it as the link to all the non-obvious photos. Gah.
    
    FK ruined Xmas.:)
At first glance... (Score:2)

by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:

I recognize 9, 16, 18, 19, 21, 26, 27, 30 (very obvious), 40, 41, 44, 46, 51, and 52.

The Hott 5 (subject to personal preferences, though nobody is unattractive, and if I recognize you, you are not going on the list.):
Mr. 3
Mr. 29
Mr. 31
Mr. 32
Mr. 70
- Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
  
  by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
  
  Hands off #29 -- he's mine! I saw him first!!!
  
  ....Bethanie....
  - Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
    
    by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
    
    We can share. ;^)
    - Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
      
      by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
      
      Hot damn!! Now *that*'s a proposition I can live with!!
      
      I'm sure that there's *plenty* of him to go around, too, if you know what I mean. ;-)
      
      ....Bethanie....
      - Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
        
        by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
        
        Oh, I dunnoooo... Is that a blush of embarrassment or a flush of something else???
        
        Don't fight the feeling, baby. You just lie back and let liitle ole Bethanie & SW take care of aaaaallll your worries!! ;-)
        
        ....Bethanie....
        
        Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
        
        by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
        
        You bet! Whatever blows your hair back, sugar pop. :-)
        
        ....Bethanie....
- Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
  
  by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
  
  Whatchoo mean you don't know mr. 70? Doesn't everyone know mr. 70?
  
  Hey, is #30 who I think #30 is? Obvious to me too? I think I know, but I don't know why I didn't picture him that way. He's got a really cool Kurt Cobain look goin' on though. I wish I could pull off that look. ;)
  
  Nahh, that ain't who I think it is.
  
  Or is it?
  
  Nahh.
  
  Well??
  
  I hope Damien (in the lower left corner of the pic) didn't try to stab you in the temple after the shot was taken. ;) Nice pix of you BTW!!
  - Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
    
    by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
    
    Crap. I do know who that is. Maybe I just "forgot" who he was for the sake of the ...er...list. *cough*
    
    As for #30, look at what he is walking toward in the second picture.
    - Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
      
      by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
      
      Crap. I do know who that is. Maybe I just "forgot" who he was for the sake of the ...er...list. *cough*
      *mhehehehe*
      You stay away from him! He's all mine!
      Well, I nearly got his wallet once.
      Cheers,
      Ethelred
    - Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
      
      by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
      
      He's walking towards a tree. Oh, and a driveway, a DRIVEWAY!!! Is that it? He's a concrete layer???
      
      NOW I KNOW.
      
      This purposeful obtuseness brought to you by the letter "b". Enjoy!
- - Re:At first glance... (Score:2)
    
    by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
    
    Addendum: I also recognize 20. Now put some pants on.
GEEKS are Gorgeous!! (Score:2)

by enforcer999 ( 733591 ) writes:

I mean it. Just look at all of these pictures! I am really not surprised. Geeks are what others strive to be but can not quite understand. ;)
Now, I am just going to have to figure out who is who.
Guesses (Score:2)

by BWJones ( 18351 ) writes:

#19 Looks greener to me than I thought he would be, but living in Texas will do that to you. While I love being a Texan, I'm glad I moved away. People turn green there.

#21 I love your hair. Next time you are in town visiting your family, give me a shout and i'll treat you to lunch.

#27 Our favorite American ex-pat living in Germany

#40 That due with those soooo esoteric journal entries. You know, the one living in Toronto?

#41 Daddy warbucks eh? Can I tell you how dissapointed I was in the first
- Re:Guesses (Score:2)
  
  by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:
  
  (Madness reference)
  
  Yup. Don't like that song.
Memo to all (Score:2)

by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:

I was born in 1963. My name is Ledovich Pyatrovich. I like to kiss. Yay, capitalism!
- - Motherhood and Apple Pie (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    Yes, but can your mother cast shadowpuppets of dogs with her hands? I ask you that. Because, if your mother cannot cast shadowpuppets of dogs with her hands, you must kill her with a shovel and apply for a new mother at the Ministry of Mothers. The supply is plentiful, and the paperwork only takes two weeks. I have six mothers, and I am filing applications for four more.
#58 (Score:2, Interesting)

by NeeNee3 ( 601111 ) writes:

Is it just me, or does #58 have this whole Sean Lennon/Julian Lennon vibe thing going on?
Official Hottest Slashdotter List (Score:2)

by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:

q) #40
w) #71
e) #23
r) #46
t) #1

This the only Official Hottest Slashdotter List. Do not be deceived by pale imitations. The Slashdotters on our list were poked and prodded with metal specula for a period of several years to ensure that their meat is of the highest quality. We are the only Official Hottest Slashdotter List compliant with the highest ISO 9002 standards of excellence.
- Re:Official Hottest Slashdotter List (Score:2)
  
  by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
  
  #41 is smoking hot... I hope she uses a Mac. Or steals one.
  - Re:Official Hottest Slashdotter List (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    I believe your wishes are being reified as you speak. In fact, I think she even has an an iPod. How /kewl/ is that?:)
    - Re:Official Hottest Slashdotter List (Score:2)
      
      by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:
      
      6? On a scale from 0 to Cool.
- Well, shit (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  I didn't make Leons' hotness list.* God, do I suck.
  I'm going to go off and cry now.
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
  * - Actually, I did make the list, because I'm in fact #46. This is a clever diversionary maneuver to keep people from guessing that, however.
  - - Re:Well, shit (Score:2)
      
      by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
      
      Oh come now. You've seen me in person, and you ought to know that I'm really #50.
      Oh, whoops! Gave it away! Shuckee-darn.
      Meanwhile, if I recall correctly, you bear an amazing resemblance to Winona Ryder. Or was it Michael Caine? I can't remember.
      Cheers,
      Ethelred
- - Re:Official Hottest Slashdotter List (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    De gustibus non est disputandum, but your taste is Wrong. #40 is the sexiest piece of female ass this side of Albuquerqee.
    - Re:Official Hottest Slashdotter List (Score:2)
      
      by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
      
      Those curly locks! The wild eyes! Humina humina and oooh la la!
Hey! (Score:2)

by bryanthompson ( 627923 ) * writes:

There I am!

And I'm pissed (not really) that I didn't make any of the chicks' top 5 lists. Just for that, no one is invited to my birthday party.
- top-5 chick hotness ranking (Score:2)
  
  by RevMike ( 632002 ) writes:
  
  I first wanted to do a top-5 chick hotness ranking, but I'm going to get my ass kicked by those not in the list... :-D
  
  I don't want to get my ass kisked either, but 23 is definitely numero uno of the group I've seen so far.
  
  I'm also guessing 29 is our favorite hero recently returned from Iraq, and that 27 is our favorite expat living in the Reich.
  - Re:top-5 chick hotness ranking (Score:2)
    
    by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:
    
    Re: 29
    His son is (almost) 10 years old, and his face is a little fuller.
  - Re:top-5 chick hotness ranking (Score:2)
    
    by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
    
    our favorite expat living in the Reich.
    What do you mean, "the" Reich? It's my Reich and I'll be high if I want to, high if I want to, high if I want to, you'd be high too if you had a Reich, too!
    Cheers,
    Ethelred
    (who will neither confirm nor deny rumors that he is the baby in #27)
    - Re:top-5 chick hotness ranking (Score:2)
      
      by RevMike ( 632002 ) writes:
      
      Apparently any interaction on the net will eventually involve a reference to Hitler.
  - - - Re:top-5 chick hotness ranking (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        Oh, and I just found out that #36 is a giveaway too!
        Ooooooh, now I get it.
        Yeah, you're right. Right up there with Cyrano's pic in the last contest. *g*
        Cheers,
        Ethelred
- - - whatWhatWHAT? (Score:2)
      
      by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
      
      My nose is way groovier than #11's and you know it. Pfft. Plebs these days.
- - - Re:The giveaways are... (Score:2)
      
      by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
      
      OK, you helped me on one, I'll help you on another.
      The last photo also contains a huge hint.
      And I can say I know what his voice sounds like, better than most.
      Cheers,
      Ethelred
- Re:Wow (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  However, I would like to request that if #70 is single, he give me a call! ;-)
  I can assure you that he most definitely is not.
  I'm not married to him, I'm just sayin'.
  Besides, I got dibs.
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
  - Re:Wow (Score:2)
    
    by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
    
    No, that hottie is MINE you little whore. WTF do you think you are? I'll scratch your eyes out!!!!!
    - Re:Wow (Score:2)
      
      by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
      
      look little bitch, that is all mine. so step off
      nah, you know what... you can have that... i'm holding out for #18... oh yeah.
      - Re:Wow (Score:2)
        
        by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
        
        You can't have #18. I got dibs on him, too.
        Though you're not so bad yourself, hot stuff. Kiss, kiss. Say, can I have the keys to your car?
        Cheers,
        Ethelred
        
        Re:Wow (Score:2)
        
        by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
        
        look, eth... we have to come to some agreement here.
        
        can we consider sharing #18? i get 'em on monday, wednesday and fridays??? that kinda thing?
- Re:woah (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  i know which one is me, but i'm not telling.
  You sure you know? I forgot which one I am.
  /me goes and looks in a mirror
  Nope, not in there.
  Cheers,
  Ethelred
- - Re:If I spin... (Score:2)
    
    by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
    
    She's like a rotary phone, but she doesn't come in club sandwiches.
- Due South (Score:2)
  
  by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
  
  Due South
- - - - Re:Pickup lines: (Score:2)
        
        by ryanr ( 30917 ) * writes:
        
        I don't SEE any polka dots. :)
        
        Flying V, please...

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