Words to live by from Ryan:
"The glass isn't half empty. It's completly empty."
"When life hands you lemmons, take cover."
"There is only one good thing in life, and you just screwed it up."
"Keep trying, it can only get worse."
"When you can't laugh, cry. A lot."
"Look at others and realize you will never be like them."
"Do whatever it takes to numb the pain, and keep doing it."
"Screw up every chance you get, this way you'll think you're ahead."
"Fool yourself into thinking things will get better so you can keep proving yourself wrong."
"Remember the guy at the end of the parade that cleans up horse crap. Nobody cares about the horse crap guy, but he still thinks he's in the parade. He is better than you."
"Stand in awe of love, it's the only thing that makes sense."
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. -- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"