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Microsoft Game Console

Posted by justin++ on Mon Sep 06, 1999 02:09 AM
from the rumour-mill dept.
Nukelear writes "MS will be releasing a gaming console in Fall of 2000. The box will be running Intel OR AMD chips (not yet decided) and NV10 graphics. The full story is here." Note that it hasn't been confirmed yet, however. Assuming it's true, it means MS is going up against (primarily) three companies with well established brands - Nintendo, Sega, and Sony. Even if MS is MS, it still sounds like they would be up for some stiff competition...
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  • *cough* LAME by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:09PM
  • MicroSoft Hardware... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:10PM
  • youre forgeting sony by delmoi (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @07:53AM
  • I'm sorry by delmoi (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @08:00AM
  • MSFT== perpetual failure by delmoi (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @08:08AM
  • Not too concerned about this... by SlackAttack (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:18AM
  • Re:What this thing is... by mbac (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @08:09AM
  • Many Systems have come and gone by Ender2 (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:19AM
  • only a few games use it, by delmoi (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @08:14AM
  • My playstation doesn't crash by DrMean (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:21AM
  • Re:Ouch... by vitaflo (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:24AM
  • The Phillips CD-I by prodeje (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:30AM
  • Games and NT by jflynn (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:44AM
  • this and webTV by geocajun (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:13PM
  • Re:Read the story by Flambergius (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:13PM
  • installing 600megs.... by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:14PM
  • s/saturn/DreamCast by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:15PM
  • Bloated OS = Slower Games by toshiro (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:46AM
  • Re:COOL !!! by ocie (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @10:40AM
  • Re:Microsoft Bob? --> Half-Life. by Rational (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @10:48AM
  • Closer than you think.. by prodeje (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:48AM
  • Re:BSOD on a game-console? by Orycterope (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @01:01AM
  • Re:hmm... by AdmiralDave (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:40PM
  • Ouch... (Score:3)

    by webslacker (15723) on Sunday September 05 1999, @05:22PM (#1701583)
    Talk about using your friends as stepping stools... development on this must've began while they were working on Dreamcast with Sega!
  • MS's second console? by duplicate-nickname (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:41PM
  • Innovations don't matter _that_ much. by thal (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @01:10AM
  • Hmmmmm by Max Thrust (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:22PM
  • All of you are missing the point. by pumpkin eater (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:48PM
  • NO thanks, not if MS made it. by flatrbbt (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @01:18AM
  • Strange... by Junta (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @01:19AM
  • MS trying to dominate another market by tono (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:23PM
  • Actually, by webslacker (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:25PM
  • Re:That'll be a laugh... by My_Favorite_Anonymou (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @01:22AM
  • Games For Linux by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:21PM
  • I want them to go through with this... by alsta (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:24PM
  • Control of the Box (Score:3)

    by LL (20038) on Sunday September 05 1999, @06:27PM (#1701598)
    The issue comes down to who gets to control the standards for interfacing to your future digital TV (I beleive analog transmission is due to be phased out by 2004?) and thus eye-ball time (if stories of teenage 40 hour/week watching TV is true). By aggressively pushing the brand awareness, alternative choices don't even get a look-in, especially if you can default to your content site. Selling hardware is not profitable, but claiming a slice of the on-going revenue stream for services is. By defining and thus controling the OS standards, they can get advanced notice of future applications and thus breathing space to put a foot into high growth areas before others catch on. Time to market is a killer advantage which is worth a fortune if you can establish leadership in a game category (witness Quake, C&C, etc).

    Now the technical question (considering this is SlashDot) is should the x86 family really suitable as a media processor compared with alternatives such as Sony Emotion Engine or SH4? Would the component count be low and cheap enough to support broadband, ASDL or even wireless? And would the Japanese consumer electronics manufacturers be taking this lying down?

    LL
  • that's 'nintendo' not 'nintento' by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:31PM
  • Re:Why would anyone write games for it? by mattbee (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:35PM
  • they did, it's called windows 98 by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:36PM
  • well.. by AdmiralDave (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:50PM
  • Re:Open up the market... by AdmiralDave (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:54PM
  • All of you are missing the point. by pumpkin eater (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:56PM
  • ehrm....some questions here: by e0n (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @01:47AM
  • Re:*cough* LAME by IntlHarvester (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:24PM
  • Re:Fall 2000, let's see ... by e0n (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @01:50AM
  • Re:The Phillips CD-I by Trojan (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @03:42PM
  • Re:Ouch... by Pascal Q. Porcupine (Score:2) Monday September 06 1999, @01:57AM
  • You do mean Sony?? Or Sega right? by net.ghost (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @04:10PM
  • Re:Intel vs. AMD (or "The Little Guy Wins") by net.ghost (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @04:14PM
  • Please... by Simon Carr (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:15AM
  • But does it have a Hard Drive??? by net.ghost (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @04:26PM
  • Re:Ouch... by Uart (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:16AM
  • Re:Read the story by Uart (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:21AM
  • Re:Why Why Why?! by Pascal Q. Porcupine (Score:2) Monday September 06 1999, @02:24AM
  • Re:Microsoft going into hardware, first time? MSX? by Knos (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:44PM
  • So many posts, so little threads by QuantumG (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:48PM
  • Re:Read the story by Gid1 (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:56PM
  • Ah, how history repeats by mushroom blue (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @06:56PM
  • MindControl by datalife (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:03PM
  • Re:Ouch... by Malcontent (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:09PM
  • Just to make sure those don't know do... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:14PM
  • BSOD on a game-console? by Ventilator (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:14PM
  • Re:Here we go again.. by Darby (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:28PM
  • Re:MSFT== perpetual failure by vr (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:05PM
  • Resolution by Brain00666 (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:32AM
  • Re:Intel vs. AMD (or "The Little Guy Wins") by vr (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:08PM
  • MS making a game console by sonoffreak (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:34AM
  • Re:Read the story by Erik Hollensbe (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @09:05PM
  • Re:Arrrgghh! No one gets it! by Uart (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:48AM
  • Re:GREAT idea for the console's first game! by slim (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @10:21PM
  • Microsoft Beer by tono (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:49AM
  • It is basically a PC made for gaming by PooF (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:55AM
  • Re:Here we go again.. by slim (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @10:27PM
  • Re:My playstation doesn't crash by kekoap (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @02:57AM
  • It's all about money by joe@ (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:14PM
  • Re:New spin on MS investments... by mattmattwa (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:15PM
  • Re:installing 600megs.... by sugarman (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:27PM
  • hehe by dvdbn (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:31PM
  • Re:What this thing is... by IowaBoy (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:33PM
  • Re:No rewrites and/or special new software? by Zugok (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @09:50PM
  • Re:Ouch... by slim (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:37PM
  • Open up the market... by throx (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @09:54PM
  • MS failed with Dreamcast, now they try themselfes. by Oliver (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @07:42PM
  • by D4MO (78537) on Sunday September 05 1999, @07:43PM (#1701666)
    The whole idea of integration between television and computer has been around for quite a while now and is happening, albeit slowly.

    You see, the PSX2 will have a DVD drive and the ability to attach a modem. And it'll be available for around £250. Well cheaper than most pc's today.

    So..kids will use this to surf the net and play interactive games..... they will not be using a large PC and not using windows.....The PSX2 will eventually become a PC with added periphials....Microsoft could be fucked.

    What I want to know is how Microsoft intend to compete with Sony who substitute the hardware costs with game licencing.

    Intel will not sell the x386 chips at a loss so MS can dominate a market, and neither will any 3-D board manufacturer. And since MS cannot control the hardware, they cannot control the software that runs on it, nor make any money licencing games (They don't on a PC.)

    It's one this distributing IE over the net and CD's everywhere to crush Netscape when the actual costs are are tiny compared to hardware manufacturing and distribution costs.

    The only thing going for it is the fact that the games can be a lot cheaper as the will not have to pay licencing fees to sony and saga. By the sheer fact that the could be a high volume of cheap games very, very quickly could mean that this console will get a lot more shelf space in the games stores.

    Games volume and quantity (and quality) dictate console success. Not poly-fill-rate.


    A linux console anyone?
  • Re:MS trying to dominate another market by Mithy (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:00PM
  • Re:Too many things to do by Kukester (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:11PM
  • they are no going to get anywhere with this..... by agtofchaos (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:24PM
  • Re:Why fight Goliath when David is right there? by jbridges (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:26PM
  • Re:Competition by angelo (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:26PM
  • Re:COOL !!! by Savo (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @11:44PM
  • Re:More FUD by Savo (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @11:49PM
  • Re:More FUD by Savo (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @11:49PM
  • Microsoft Console by drwiii (Score:2) Monday September 06 1999, @03:15AM
  • Re:Arrrgghh! No one gets it! by jafac (Score:1) Tuesday September 07 1999, @04:09AM
  • Re:Can't see it being up to much. by jafac (Score:1) Tuesday September 07 1999, @04:11AM
  • Re:Reliability by jnew (Score:1) Tuesday September 07 1999, @02:20PM
  • COOL !!! by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @04:17AM
  • Re:Um... Almost by DudleySoft (Score:1) Thursday September 09 1999, @05:17AM
  • Re:But does it have a Hard Drive??? by DudleySoft (Score:1) Thursday September 09 1999, @05:33AM
  • Re:Computer... by m3000 (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:00AM
  • Re:that's 'nintendo' not 'nintento' by vr (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:13PM
  • by carlfish (7229) <cmiller@pastiche.org> on Sunday September 05 1999, @08:14PM (#1701694) Homepage Journal
    The entirety of Microsoft's success has been based on its ability to use its Operating System monopoly to lever its way into the market until its product matures into the defacto standard.

    The problem Microsoft will face is that it'll be in an entirely alien position. Sony, Sega and Nintendo are not small-fry software startups waiting to be crushed by the Microsoft juggernaut. Nor are they lumbering giants past their use-by dates. Between them they've owned the console market for about as long as MS have owned the PC market, and they don't seem to be showing too many signs of vulnerability.

    Microsoft's OS monopoly will be meaningless in this market. Sure, they could stick CE on it, and make it do email and web-browsing, but in the end, a gaming console is about the games, and the OS is just the screen you get when you've got no CD/cartridge in the slot.

    On the other hand, if they fix it so that their console games will also run on a Wintel PC with a 3d card and DirectX, then that'll get the developers on board pretty sharply. This is something that console manufacturers could never do, because every PC version of their game that sold would be a reason not to buy the console. But for MS, it's just moving from one of their products over to another.

    So the big, and very interesting question is how Microsoft is going to adjust to being the small fish in a big pond, and what cards they're going to play to drain some of the water.

    Charles
  • Re:Read the story by linuxci (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:15PM
  • Re:MS failed with Dreamcast, now they try themself by QuantumG (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:16PM
  • Re:Consoles could be the next pc's by QuantumG (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:17PM
  • Re:That'll be a laugh... by AME (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:17PM
  • Re:this and webTV by Klaruz (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:33PM
  • Re:Read the story by linuxonceleron (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:22PM
  • Micrometamiga by wangi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:33PM
  • Re:It's all about money by spage (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:22PM
  • hmm... by MrP- (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:25PM
  • Re:Why would anyone write games for it? by Surak (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:43PM
  • Re:that's 'nintendo' not 'nintento' by linuxonceleron (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:28PM
  • Re:Can you say Monopoly? by Dios (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:57PM
  • blah by plague3106 (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:57PM
  • Content is *King*! by Surak (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @10:59PM
  • by TheInternet (35082) on Sunday September 05 1999, @11:00PM (#1701711) Homepage Journal
    I'm just gonna lose it if I hear one more post like this. For some reason, people (even some Slashdotters) are eternally blind to the real problem with Microsoft. And it sure as hell ain't marketing. Of course they're not killing people. But you have to realize the significance of Microsoft controlling computers. Computers are at the heart of our world. Everything revolves around them. They are information source, entertainment sources, gateways to communication. Computers and design are my passion. They are what I want to do with some significant part of my life. To have a single company walk up and dictate what that will look like is frightening. People hardly realize what Microsoft is trying to control -- personal computers, household appliances, cable access, internet access, press/media, games, web servers, web browsers, document management. You name it. The problem is, too many people see computers as merely and industry -- purely dollars, which is SO frustrating to me. For me, computers are a canvas. They are what I use to create artwork in many forms -- design, programming, websites. The equivalent of Windows taking over everything for me, is the equivalent of somebody telling me "you can no longer use the color red in your artwork." That's the significance. Do you really want somebody to dictate to you how to write software, how to create artwork, how to access information? I sure as hell don't. But it's apathetic people like you that are going to allow it to. Just because it's not literally life and death, doesn't mean it's not worth fighting for. Our society holds the arts at a very high value as well. - Scott
    ------
    Scott Stevenson
  • Re:Another console?? by slim (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:00PM
  • Re:Ouch... by tono (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:29PM
  • MS Computer by Harper (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:31PM
  • Intel vs. AMD (or "The Little Guy Wins") by vr (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:32PM
  • by Farrax (83670) on Sunday September 05 1999, @05:32PM (#1701716)
    What are the chances that the cable companies are going to support this little box? Pretty high, I'd say. The console is truely the only popular and accepted form of set-top, and MS realizes this. Given their obsession with set-tops, this move was a nobrainer.

    But, as the first poster said, I'll keep my computer. This doesn't look to be a killer thing hardware-wise; at least, nothing that you couldn't get for the PC. And knowing MS, this thing will run like a PC, none of the traditional advantages of a console. A thought; it might also have the advantage of a PC, the ability to run Linux.

    Basically, I think that this console will be marketed on the basis of a fast connection. That's the one advantage that the other consoles don't, and can't, have. Well, that and the GeForce.
  • Re:this and webTV by geocajun (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:04AM
  • Microsoft going into hardware, first time? by Flambergius (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:34PM
  • Re:Read the story by m3000 (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:06AM
  • Re:No rewrites and/or special new software? by Farrax (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:37PM
  • Re:Competition by m3000 (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:08AM
  • Abysmal Failure or MS Juggernaut: The Game by Dreamweaver (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:08AM
  • They're not alone by Trojan (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:37PM
  • well, why would it? by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:38PM
  • Re:Microsoft Bob? by m3000 (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:10AM
  • Re:sour grapes by m3000 (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:19AM
  • Games for the Linux generation by Ratface (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:38PM
  • Emulate it! by Antioxygen (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:39AM
  • True... but MS are not doing it. Sony are. by torpor (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @05:52AM
  • COST by bgheen (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:00AM
  • by slim (1652) <john AT hartnup DOT net> on Sunday September 05 1999, @08:28PM (#1701733) Homepage
    I'd imagine an MS console would look like this: an X86-descendant CPU, a 3D accelerator, a swish sound card, USB, presumably all built into a single board. Peripherals (controllers, lightguns, mouse, modem etc) would be USB or similar. There would be a DVD-ROM drive on board. We already know it'll run something akin to WinCE.

    But let's take a look at the only Next-Gen console currently available -- the Dreamcast. As well as upping graphic/sound/CPU performace, Sega have *innovated* in several areas.

    The VMU (visual memory unit), for example, is a stroke of genius -- it's like a PS memory card, but it slots into your controller, and gives you an LCD screen which a game can use for whatever it likes (speedo, stuff the other player shouldn't see, etc).

    That's clever -- but the VMU also works as a standalone mini-gameboy-type-thing, into which you load software via the Dreamcast.

    That would be enough to convince me that Sega are having good ideas; but there's more -- the VMU's connector is the same shape as its socket, so you can plug two VMUs together for two-player pocket shenanigans.

    That's just an example of innovation in consoles. I can imagine Sony doing similarly clever stuff with the PS2 if I could guess what, I'd be earning a whole lot more than I do now.

    I really can't imagine MS doing anything that imaginative. They are doomed to imitate.
    Still, the public might fall for it.... they usually seem to.
    --
  • Wintel Baggage by Detritus (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:48PM
  • Re:That'll be a laugh... by blurred (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @08:56PM
  • Hardware NOT by Microsoft by Taurine (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:18PM
  • Already Dead or Does MS Have an Angle? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @09:16PM
  • Re:Ouch... by HomerG (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @09:18PM
  • anonymity by RoLlEr_CoAsTeR (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:24PM
  • Actually by kovacsp (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:25PM
  • Re:Read the story by Mawbid (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:26PM
  • Who will win in the end... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:40PM
  • Here we go again.. by vr (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:40PM
  • Difrent CPUs by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:40PM
  • Re:Intel vs. AMD (or "The Little Guy Wins") by Farrax (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:40PM
  • Competition by Synic (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:42PM
  • Re:Ouch... by vr (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:42PM
  • Microsoft Bob? by Kento (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:42PM
  • hardware by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:42PM
  • Read the story by delmoi (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:45PM
  • Re:Intel vs. AMD (or "The Little Guy Wins") by vr (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:45PM
  • Why fight Goliath when David is right there? by Ralph Wiggam (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:46PM
  • Re:I want them to go through with this... by alsta (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:08AM
  • Here's one for you.. by MoOsEb0y (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:17AM
  • MS nor Dell can deliever progected release price. by HuangBaoLin (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:21AM
  • MSX 2000? by Keith Russell (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:25AM
  • Sega and Micro$oft... by Malto (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:45PM
  • Reliability by CentrX (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @06:53AM
  • AMD would be a poor choice for MS game console. by shambler snack (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:46PM
  • Remember the MSX??? by John Allsup (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @07:23AM
  • GREAT idea for the console's first game! by mrpacmanjel (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @11:48PM
  • M$ wouldn't mind by n8_f (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @07:27AM
  • Yeh, that's true by delmoi (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @07:41AM
  • Ms did not by sega... by delmoi (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @07:45AM
  • Why Why Why?! by Upsilon (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:04AM
  • Only 2 winners in the console maket. Not Microsoft by minority (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:06AM
  • Re:Wintel Baggage by blogan (Score:1) Monday September 06 1999, @12:13AM
  • Re:Why would anyone write games for it? by vr (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:46PM
  • by [null] (4156) on Sunday September 05 1999, @05:48PM (#1701783)
    Consequences of Microsoft making a game console:
    • When your character dies, instead of "Game Over" the screen is the Blue Screen of Death.
    • Your VCR will start accepting only Windows-compatable tapes.
    • Everyone has to get MSNBC to download software updates to the console over the Vertical Blanking Interval. (This of course takes 6 straight hours of watching MSNBC.)
    • TVs have to meet Windows Hardware Compatability tests and be on the Hardware Compatability List.
    • All MS game consoles will have more RAM and storage than your current machine, and will have expansion ports for more (and of course the ports are all proprietary).
    • One word: WebTV.
    • Records your TV watching preferences and sends them back to Redmond for analysis. Microsoft buys the Nielsens.
    • Games display ads for MSN, Win2k, etc. either full screen or as subtle references.
    • MS would make it illegal to use Game Genies and such, and would attempt to harm/kill anyone attempting to modify the system by strobing the picture and causing seizures.
    • Dramatic increase in sales of TVs and replacement parts as the tubes and projection screens suffer burn-in and wearing out of the blue phosphors from constant Blue Screens of Death.
    • Apple makes a combination HDTV/VCR/game console/internet access device/satellite receiver/etc. that you only have to connect three cables to at an affordable price, and it comes it various colors to match your interior decor. It sells well in educational, computer novice, and Sega-fan markets, but everyone else blows it off as not being a serious computer.
    • And of course, once it is available, someone makes an effort to port Linux, *BSD, etc. to it.
    I made my attempt at humor. If you're someone famous and you liked it, drop me a note.
  • Re:Actually, by captaineo (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:50PM
  • What this thing is... by smasch (Score:2) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:51PM
  • Re:Ouch... by pp (Score:1) Sunday September 05 1999, @05:54PM
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