Within 2 hrs of coitus your stomach will bloat and you will begin burping your soul out. A few hours later, your intestines will blow up and contort like balloon animals. Then comes the gas. THE GASSSSSSSSSSSS! Long, long, hollow passages like a moist yodeler yodeling for help from the bottom of a slimy well. You'd be better off eating a bowl of E. Coli like breakfast cereal.
"I think a big part of [the Cracky phenomenon] was misogyny," says one of Loli's friends, who goes by the name Camel online. She explains many of Cracky's fans were otaku, those who become obsessed with anime to the point of becoming shut-ins. These fans treat camgirls as cartoon protagonists, trade their pictures like playing cards, and develop elaborate backstories for their "characters
Anger? what anger? So Olivia got knocked up by a man of African descent who (predictably) left her to raise their offspring by herself? That just makes me sad, not angry.
Even the dumbest person alive knows that Cracky is about the most despicable waste of protoplasm to have ever befouled this Earth. She's terrible today, she was terrible back then, she's just about the worst. Hard to imagine a worse human being to be honest. Fuck you, Cracky.
My hatred of Cracky stems from her specific worthlessness as a person, not some stupid trailer park generalization about her ethnicity. But thanks for the input, there, Jethro, I'm glad you were able to stop fucking your kids long enough to post it for us. Now get back to the season finale of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Oh, and I think there's a sale at Wal-Mart. Fucking fat-ass room-temperature IQ right-wingers are about as worthless as Cracky is. Lose some weight.
cracky chan is my favorite R&B act from the 1980s, I especially like that one song where she goes "cracky chan cracky chan, let me rock you, let me rock you cracky chan." it is a real toe tapper.
If I understand what you mean when you talk about " going down on her" and that you like going down south on her" , as being that you enjoy rimming her (oral-anal contact)...and please forgive me if I''ve misunderstood you, then the first thing that I''d encourage the two of you to consider, would be that you go for hepatitis shots. Much as there''s a low risk of HIV transmission taking place during rimming someone, there is a high risk when it comes to hepatitis. It doesn''t imply that the ei
No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.
hey vlad (Score:0)
Fart much??
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It's okay to fart. It's normal and healthy. What's abnormal and unhealthy is your shame with regards to natural bodily functions.
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Farting is actually a symptom of serious medical problems and should be reported to a doctor immediately.
it is true that vlad farted but SO WHAT (Score:0)
have we not all farted from time to time
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Actually most of us have not.
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Unlike miscegenation [knowyourmeme.com], Farting is perfectly healthy [vox.com]
Sex. By: Reza (Score:0)
Within 2 hrs of coitus your stomach will bloat and you will begin burping your soul out. A few hours later, your intestines will blow up and contort like balloon animals. Then comes the gas. THE GASSSSSSSSSSSS! Long, long, hollow passages like a moist yodeler yodeling for help from the bottom of a slimy well. You'd be better off eating a bowl of E. Coli like breakfast cereal.
Captcha: tedious
BLAST FROM THE PAST (Score:0)
Camel got interviewed by some shitty free newspaper & has apparently gone full SJW:
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2... [miaminewtimes.com]
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You're the only one who remembers Camel.
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I also remember her, I just don't care.
FYI (Score:-1)
Cracky's a housefrau with two kids now.
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Shut up liar, Cracky lives in the sky.
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If by "in the sky" you mean "a cheap apartment with her negro boyfriend and mulatto children" then yes, Olivia certainly does live in the sky.
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Why are you so filled with anger and hatred? She never did anything but love you.
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Anger? what anger? So Olivia got knocked up by a man of African descent who (predictably) left her to raise their offspring by herself? That just makes me sad, not angry.
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CRACKY IS A PURE VIRGIN FOREVER AND SHE LIVES IN THE SKY
Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
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Spend less time yelling, more time finding what school she's enrolling her little niglet in plox
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I hope you get cancer and the cancer has AIDS and the AIDS is on fire.
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Even so, even with that, I would still be healthier and less tainted than your miscedegenerate queen.
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Even the dumbest person alive knows that Cracky is about the most despicable waste of protoplasm to have ever befouled this Earth. She's terrible today, she was terrible back then, she's just about the worst. Hard to imagine a worse human being to be honest. Fuck you, Cracky.
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Hard to imagine a worse human being to be honest.
Obviously, you've never been around niggers.
Or spics.
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Um, that's racist?
My hatred of Cracky stems from her specific worthlessness as a person, not some stupid trailer park generalization about her ethnicity. But thanks for the input, there, Jethro, I'm glad you were able to stop fucking your kids long enough to post it for us. Now get back to the season finale of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Oh, and I think there's a sale at Wal-Mart. Fucking fat-ass room-temperature IQ right-wingers are about as worthless as Cracky is. Lose some weight.
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Took a wrong turn on your way to tumblr did you?
It's pretty 2014 for you to be so mad, brah.
But then you always do get so bitchy at this time of the year, don't ya?
Still hurt she'd pick a black man over you, huh? Maybe you should go back to your hugbox [reddit.com] until your jimmies settle.
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cracky chan is my favorite R&B act from the 1980s, I especially like that one song where she goes "cracky chan cracky chan, let me rock you, let me rock you cracky chan." it is a real toe tapper.
I just really like it
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Are you saying the article is LEGGendary? [imgur.com]
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Nobody cares about those people; we're all still fapping to the leaked Mercatur nudes.
Misc (Score:0)
egenation
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Hi there Anon
If I understand what you mean when you talk about " going down on her" and that you like going down south on her" , as being that you enjoy rimming her (oral-anal contact)...and please forgive me if I''ve misunderstood you, then the first thing that I''d encourage the two of you to consider, would be that you go for hepatitis shots. Much as there''s a low risk of HIV transmission taking place during rimming someone, there is a high risk when it comes to hepatitis. It doesn''t imply that the ei