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Last Great Internet Bubble Auction

Posted by timothy on Wed Feb 25, 2004 02:44 PM
from the aerons-are-comfy dept.
jlouderb writes "At least that's what they are calling it. Cowan Alexander is getting ready to auction off the assets of MP3.com (now owned by CNet) on March 10th and 11th. The items up for sale include lots of those dumb Herman Miller Aeron chairs that were so popular, along with servers and notebooks that are probably hopelessly out of date. The best part, though -- a 1997 yellow hummer and a 1994 "Fat Boy" Harley. Plus, they've got pictures!"
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  • the MP3.COM database.. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Joceyln Parfitt (756037) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:44PM (#8389835)
    Too bad they aren't selling the mp3 database itself! All those songs, lost.. there should be a law or something.

    Although that Axis Systems (now part of Verisity Design) machine [cowanalexander.com] looks pretty nice. Hm, $1M initial price.. I wonder for how much it'll go now. We could use one at work for various things.
  • Those Dumb Chairs (Score:5, Insightful)

    by ackthpt (218170) * on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:44PM (#8389838)
    (http://www.dragonswest.com/ | Last Journal: Monday November 05, @07:35PM)
    Internet Bubble

    It seemed to me that MP3 went due to the lawsuits and harrassment from RIAA, not because they had a particularly flawed business model (aside from the music sharing thing), though a Hummer, Harley, Pool table and other junk does suggest an overeagerness to burn through capital.

    The items up for sale include lots of those dumb Herman Miller Aeron chairs

    I'd still like to get one of those, but with the price of shipping and gas being what it is, I'm better off looking for one around where I live. I could certainly use a new laptop, but there's piles of those around for cheep.

    I've tried the Aeron chair out and it seemed like a decent chair, are they not all they appear?

    I had one of those swedish (or whatever they were) chairs you kneel in and found my upper back became very sore, so that didn't last.

    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs (Score:5, Interesting)

      Aerons are quite nice, especially if you get the "fully featured" ones. I used one for about a year at one job, and now even 4 years later, I still long for an Aeron. It's not like they're going to massage you while you sit there, but they are quite comfortable, and since the "fabric" has lots of holes in it, they keep you cooler than a standard chair does.
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      • Re:Those Dumb Chairs (Score:5, Insightful)

        by raygundan (16760) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:00PM (#8390019)
        (http://slashdot.org/)
        I got one the way everybody else who has one at home did-- I waited for an auction, and bought one for 1/4 price. Check ebay, too.

        Well worth it-- but you *have* to spend the time to adjust it to make it work for you. They don't feel much different when you're just sitting in it-- you notice the difference at the end of the day when you're not sore from sitting in a chair. But everybody's different, and I'm sure as many people dislike them as like them, even after adjustment and extended use.
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        • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by ThrasherTT (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:04PM
        • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by winse (Score:3) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:06PM
          • dot-com theft fun!!!! (Score:5, Funny)

            by raygundan (16760) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @05:11PM (#8391585)
            (http://slashdot.org/)
            I knew it was coming, and just kept putting the theft off. I wish now I hadn't procrastinated so much on stealing the chair-- but when the day came and they kicked us all out and changed the codes, it was too late. I know a couple of them disappeared, and I even had a no-security-cameras route picked out that made use of the fact that our roof door was unlocked and that it lined up with the fourth floor of the adjacent parking garage. There was a 6' chainlink fence in the way, but i'm sure I could have climbed it and pulled the chair over with me. If only I had gotten around to it. *sigh*

            So (much like the later simpsons episode) I made off with as much ethernet wire as I could.

            One well-prepared bastard had the foresight to lock the super-expensive pro video camera in a filing cabinet and mark it with a distinctive scratch. He bought a lot of 25 beat-up file cabinets later at the auction for about $100, pried the drawer open, and took the camera home after selling the other cabinets for a few bucks to one of the furniture dealers.
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        • That's not how I got one of Those Dumb Chairs by rodgster (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @07:12PM
        • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by Wakko Warner (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @08:09PM
      • Re:Those Dumb Chairs (Score:5, Funny)

        by mbadolato (105588) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:03PM (#8390053)
        (Last Journal: Tuesday September 27 2005, @12:14AM)
        and since the "fabric" has lots of holes in it, they keep you cooler than a standard chair does.

        They also dissipate farts quite nicely! What fun are they if you can't share them with your coworkers ? :)
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      • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by SuperQ (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:42PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by Here I Stand (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:58PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by Bilestoad (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:00PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by justMichael (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:02PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs (Score:5, Interesting)

      by kfg (145172) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:07PM (#8390111)
      The kneeling chairs take a bit of getting used to. You have to adjust your position to the desk a bit, they aren't just a "drop in" replacement for a standard chair.

      They also take a bit of time to build up the necessary muscular structure. People who sit in standard chairs have woefully underdeveloped trunk muscles, since the chair is explicitly designed to use as few muscles as possible, as seldom as possible.

      It becomes a feedback cycle. The more you use a standard chair, the more you need one.

      If you're willing to adapt your desk to the chair, rather than the other way around, a simple and common Japanese meditation bench will replace the sort of kneeling chair you are talking about. The trick for comfort with these is to place the bench on a zabuton, not directly on a hard floor.

      What I like to use though is a simple platform, about 30"x36" on which one can sit crosslegged, move around, change postion constantly, etc. These can be built at normal chair hight for use with a standard desk.

      Once you get used to these and build up a certain amount of supporting musculature you'll be loath to every go back to a standard chair. No matter how "ergonomic" a chair is it just isn't designed to hold a person in a position for which human body was designed. The old Greek and Roman benches on which one relined were far more suitable for human use.

      Good luck getting one into your office though.

      KFG
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    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by drmike0099 (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:21PM
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    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by fm6 (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:38PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by bl8n8r (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:14PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by spoonyfork (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:33PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by TomServo (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:54PM
    • I long for an Aeron chair again by spoco2 (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @05:21PM
    • Re:Those Dumb Chairs by mixmasterjake (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:26PM
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  • Heh. (Score:5, Funny)

    by SandSpider (60727) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:45PM (#8389845)
    (http://www.thefoodgeek.com/ | Last Journal: Thursday February 26 2004, @02:34AM)
    The items up for sale include lots of those dumb Herman Miller Aeron chairs that were so popular

    Very clever, trying to convince everyone not to bid on the Aeron chairs in order to keep the costs down.

    =Brian
    • Re:Heh. by nycsubway (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:59PM
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  • by koreth (409849) * on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:47PM (#8389870)
    The prices might have been ridiculously high, but those Aeron chairs are pretty comfortable. I got one as a gift way back when they first came out, before they were hot items -- benefits of having relatives in the interior design biz -- and I still use it every day. I can stay comfortably seated for marathon coding or gaming sessions with no backache or sore muscles afterwards, which isn't true of most other chairs I've had over the years. (Yes, I do take breaks ordinarily, but on occasion I'll be deep into something and not notice how much time has gone by, a feeling I'm sure is familiar to many Slashdotters.)

    So by all means knock the fad surrounding it, but it's pretty silly to knock a perfectly good piece of furniture just because it became fashionable for a brief time.

  • Who the hell is "Pootie" [cowanalexander.com]?

    What the hell is This Thing [cowanalexander.com]?

    Does all This Stuff [cowanalexander.com] come with the hat and the giant Pez?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

    Oh, and dibs on the Rocket Ship [cowanalexander.com]. ;)
  • Extra stuff (Score:3, Interesting)

    by savagedome (742194) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:48PM (#8389879)
    servers and notebooks that are probably hopelessly out of date

    But if these machines have hard drivers still hooked up, then there might be lots of interesting stuff lying around on those (maybe mp3s too!)
  • Video games... (Score:3, Informative)

    by iiioxx (610652) <iiioxx@gmail.com> on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:49PM (#8389892)
    According to the photos, auction items also include a few full-size arcade cabinets (no big surprise, they're pretty much a dot-com staple).
  • Aeron Chairs... (Score:5, Insightful)

    Yeah, sure, these chairs [cowanalexander.com] came to symbolise the greed of the Dotom Bubble, and they may be "dumb and popular", but there's no denying one thing: they are comfortable. Ask anyone who's ever sat in one, and they will agree. Definitely not worth the $750 per chair that my company paid for them at the time, but they are very comfortable.
  • This explain alot (Score:3, Funny)

    by El (94934) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:51PM (#8389911)
    What in their business model suggested to them "You know, we could make a LOT more money delivering music online if me spend company funds to buy a Harley and a Hummer!"
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  • Correction by ThousandStars (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:51PM
  • A Hummer? (Score:3, Funny)

    by vijayiyer (728590) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:52PM (#8389918)
    Maybe if companies like MP3.com used their VC to build their businesses rather than buy Hummers, so many wouldn't have gone under. I bet you can't even listen to MP3s over the roar of the diesel in that thing...
    • Re:A Hummer? by ackthpt (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:01PM
    • Re:A Hummer? by tedtimmons (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:04PM
    • Re:A Hummer? (Score:5, Funny)

      by myg (705374) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:09PM (#8390137)
      Ahhh how I miss the good old days when corrupt business men purchased a different kind of hummer with corporate money.
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    • Re:A Hummer? by first.last (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:12PM
    • Re:A Hummer? by AxelTorvalds (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:22PM
    • Re:A Hummer? by Anne_Nonymous (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:22PM
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  • Aerons "Dumb"? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by TPIRman (142895) * on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:52PM (#8389919)
    The pricey Herman Miller Aeron chair may have become a symbol of dot-com excesses, but to call it "dumb" is going overboard -- it's a great chair. It's gotten somewhat of a bum rap because many people never take the five minutes to adjust the chair to their body shape. Once you make the proper adjustments, it's heaven [egrindstone.co.uk]. I never understood why you wouldn't properly calibrate a "peripheral" that you use 100% of the time while you're working. Treat your ass with respect!
  • why pick on the Aeron? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:53PM (#8389934)

    lots of those dumb Herman Miller Aeron chairs that were so popular

    You got something against the Aeron? I'm sitting in one right now, I've been using it everyday for years, it is hands-down the best chair I've ever plopped my ass down in.

    I used to have back pains every morning after sitting a lot, and discomfort after long coding sessions, even with an alarm that I set to tell me to stand up every 30 minutes. But all that went away with the Aeron, it is a "life changer".

    It got popular during the boom, like every expensive luxary item. How come you don't say "big dumb Hummer trucks", it seems like every dotcom CEO had one.

    Just sticking up for a good product. I have several other Herman Miller products, including a *very* nice Eames lounge chair, they are worth the money.

    • worth whose money? (Score:4, Insightful)

      by rbird76 (688731) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:05PM (#8390787)
      I can understand that you like the chairs. I spend more than I should on fancy pens, and one can reasonably argue that they're not the smartest thing for me to spend my money on. On the other hand, it is MY MONEY (at least until it goes for taxes, my gf, etc.)

      The problem isn't that any of these items such as the Herman Miller chairs, the Hummers (although I could be convinced on that one...) or the Harleys aren't good, but that they're bought with someone else's money. Like the Tyco and Enron folks now, the dot-com people spent their investors' money as if it was given for their personal enjoyment rather than to fund a business intended to succeed. Items such as the above are good products, but their costs to individuals are not in most cases worth the benefits to the individuals. On the other hand, things like this are good if the money is someone else's; then the only comparison required is whether you could buy something else with which you would be happier with the money.

      Bottom line - if these items are worth your money, buying them makes sense. If it isn't worth your own money to buy them, however, than it certainly isn't the job of your investors or companies to buy them for you, and they are ultimately counterproductive to the missions those people intended to achieve (because the money could almost certainly be used for things more likely to achieve their ends). When companies buy these things, someone else almost certain got ripped off to buy them - whether it is their customers, investors, or others in the company. Their presence says that the people running the show treat other people's money as their own personal piggy bank, and such people aren't to be trusted (at least not with my money).
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    • Re:why pick on the Aeron? by retinaburn (Score:1) Thursday February 26 2004, @10:35AM
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  • same old story? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by nil5 (538942) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:54PM (#8389942)
    (http://www.sco.com/)
    I participated in the Enron auction, and let me tell you it was utterly a waste of time. The prices really were hardly less than retail value, and considering that the equipment was used (i was mostly interested in computers and lcd's) it was overpriced. What you had were lots of dumb folks out there that jacked up the prices so that nothing was really all that good of a deal or anything to be surprised about. I swear there were used 15" LCD's going for $4-500. You could buy one from BestBuy for that price last year.

    I'm just really skeptical about these auctions. I found that it really wasn't worth the effort of getting registered, calling in, etc.
  • I hope its just not me (Score:5, Funny)

    by bigjnsa500 (575392) <bigjnsa500NO@SPAMyahoo.com> on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:55PM (#8389961)
    (http://www.p0wn3d.com/ | Last Journal: Tuesday March 09 2004, @09:43AM)
    but I am having a hard time dealing with that name

    cowanalexander

    Something is just plain wrong with it.

  • MP3.com timeline (Score:5, Informative)

    by dtio (134278) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:55PM (#8389964)
    Here's a quick, brief MP3.com timeline:

    July 1999 - MP3.com floats, raising $344 million.

    August 2000 - MP3.com pays Sony $20m in damages for copyright infringement

    September 2000 - MP3.com pays Universal $250m in damages for copyright infringement

    May 2001 - Vivendi Universal announces intention to purchase MP3.com

    Vivendi-Universal's former chief executive Jean-Marie Messier bought MP3.com for $372m in 2001 and integrated it into Vivendi Universal Net. The rise of file-sharing, the dot.com crash and perceptions of MP3.com as a 'sell-out' resulted in the investment failing to meet its potential.

    November 14, 2003

    MP3.com to close

    CNET has acquired MP3.com and will be shutting down the downloading service. According to an email sent to MP3.com subscribers, the site will no longer be available as of December 2nd. According to the same email, CNET is planning to launch a service in the future.

    Feb 25, 2004

    Complete Liquidation of 100,000 sq ft facility - 100s of Servers (Sun, Compaq, HP, & Dell) Clarion EMC Storage - 100s of PCs, Notebooks, Printers - 100s of Herman Miller Aeron Chairs - 10,000 sq ft health club - Pool Table, Foosball, Video Arcade Games, Ping Pong. Artwork, Collectable Musical instruments, Contemporary Furniture & more...
  • There Can Be... Only One! by SeinJunkie (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:55PM
  • Exactly why.... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by BWJones (18351) * on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:55PM (#8389969)
    (http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/ | Last Journal: Wednesday November 28, @05:15PM)
    This is exactly why these companies went belly up. You barely have a product in an ill defined niche with no real defined revenue stream. Yet, the company is able to build all sorts of cool little baubles, model rocket ships, framed guitars, high end ass buckets, Hummer automobiles, work out equipment etc...etc...etc... from start up capital.

    This is exactly why I want to see first hand any startup company that I am interested in investing in. Field trips aren't just for grade schoolers.

    • Re:Exactly why.... by Shakrai (Score:3) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:03PM
      • Re:Exactly why.... by stratjakt (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:15PM
        • Re:Exactly why.... (Score:5, Insightful)

          by Shakrai (717556) * on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:22PM (#8390261)
          (Last Journal: Monday November 26, @06:13PM)
          If you wanted the best and brightest in a tight labor market, you aren't going to get it with rows of grey cubicles and Office Depot task chairs.

          Yeah but there are better ways to get it then Hummers. I'd rather have flex-time then a chance to take the company Hummer out for a spin once a month or so. I'm sure 95% of the /. readership would agree.

          That's just common sense.

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          • Re:Exactly why.... by stratjakt (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:42PM
          • Re:Exactly why.... by haystor (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:46PM
          • Why choose? (Score:5, Informative)

            by mdfst13 (664665) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:09PM (#8390834)
            "Yeah but there are better ways to get it then Hummers. I'd rather have flex-time then a chance to take the company Hummer out for a spin once a month or so. I'm sure 95% of the /. readership would agree."

            Sure, but why choose? They could provide *both* flex time *and* loads of goodies. Plus, stock options and high salaries. The biggest thing about the dotcoms was that they really didn't have much in the way of expenses other than bandwidth and labor. It's also worth noting that by buying these things as corporate expenses, they save the programmers buying them themselves. The company can expense these; people can't. Plus, once they IPOed, how do they *keep* the people who just became millionaires: by treating them like millionaires.

            Stock options are a nice perk in stable situations, but they are really volatile in start-ups. The problem is that if the company takes off, now all your employees have enough money that they don't need you anymore. The rational thing might be to hire new employees with regular salaries; the problem was that those people would rather work for another start up and get rich.

            The worst part is that people who recognized that stock prices were unrealistic were pushed aside in favor of those who were willing to ride the bubble. I remember a mutual fund manager getting fired (or at least reassigned within the company) for pulling one of Fidelity's big funds (the one that used to be run by that Lynch guy who retired in his forties) out of stocks because they were overvalued. Unfortunately, he did this a year or two before the bubble burst and thus missed part of the run up. In the end he was proven correct; stocks were over-valued at the time. The problem was that they were due to get *more* over-valued and he missed it.

            The larger problem is that the incentives are screwy. Whether it's accounting (Enron/Worldcom) or investing, there is no benefit to finding problems (like unsupportable predictions of the future). It's a lot easier to just take your paycheck and go home. If something goes wrong, you can always find another job (it's not your money at risk)...eventually. However, if you don't leap on the current opportunity, you miss your chance at a big bonus.

            It's an unstable system. I get to choose whether you gamble or not. If you win, I get part of your losings. If you lose, then you lose and I come out even. Obviously, it makes sense for me to always gamble your money. Worst case? *I'm right where I would have been if I didn't.* What makes this worse is that the way the system worked, I would get paid each time you won but would not pay you back when you lost.

            I talked to one accountant who used to work at one of those big firms (not Arthur Andersen, but similar in size). He said that they were all like that. Finding problems meant having to do more work and not meeting your estimate. Since the accounting firm guaranteed their price (i.e. if they find things wrong, they can't charge you more to actually fix them), there was a real incentive to avoid finding problems. No malevolence/collusion involved. Just the natural evolution of a flawed system.
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          • Depends???? by big-giant-head (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:38PM
          • Re:Exactly why.... by UFNinja (Score:1) Thursday February 26 2004, @05:37AM
      • Re:Exactly why.... (Score:4, Interesting)

        by Bombcar (16057) <racbmob@@@bombcar...com> on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:49PM (#8390585)
        (http://www.bombcar.com/ | Last Journal: Sunday January 22 2006, @01:15AM)
        You want to know the secret? It is appearances. If they have a boring cubicle farm and realistic goals, then no venture capitalist wants to give them BIG money.

        But if they have a flashy business plan, and all sorts of things that "break the corporate model," then they can say that they're going to "create a paradigm shift" and "change the laws of business."

        Otherwise, they get no more venture capital. A venture capital funded company is usually trying to get more venture capital, so all that junk is basically marketing for the moneybags.

        "See! We're revitalized the employee-work relationship! Standard notions of economic production do not apply to us! We'll make it up in volume! Buy now!"

        Note that the smaller venture firms are very rarely heard about, until they become big successes. They play their cards right, unlike LittleFeet (next door to us), who burnt through 25 million in just over a year. They had thousands of items of their product, but no market. So I got a laser printer, a torque wrench, and a table for pennies on the dollar at the auction.

        Vive la vulture capital!
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      • Re:Exactly why.... by StormyMonday (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @05:52PM
    • Re:Exactly why.... by SeinJunkie (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:04PM
  • The Hummer (Score:5, Interesting)

    by ThogScully (589935) <neilsd@neilschelly.com> on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:55PM (#8389970)
    (http://www.neilschelly.com/)
    The Hummer has 50,000 miles on it and it's on its second engine. What did they do to that thing?
    -N
  • Those Dumb Chairs by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:56PM
  • Those chairs rock by ChaosDiscord (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:59PM
  • Freaking Stupid Excess (Score:5, Funny)

    by toupsie (88295) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @02:59PM (#8390010)
    (http://127.0.0.1/)
    No wonder this company couldn't make a profit. They have more freaking workout equipment [cowanalexander.com] than the Crush fitness center in lower Manhattan. What the hell does an "Internet Company" need with a washer/dryer, fooseball tables, pool tables, electronic dart boards, more workout equipment than a Manhattan gym, stand up arcade games, massage tables, autographed size 20 sneakers and other non-business related crap? If I were an investor in MP3.com, I would have shoved that autographed size 20 sneaker up some CEO's butt. Outrageous!

    These guys appear to be so wasteful, I bet they used sharpies on whiteboards and just threw them away after each meeting. And we wonder why there was such an Internet bubble and a recession.

    • Re:Freaking Stupid Excess by zx75 (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:23PM
    • Re:Freaking Stupid Excess (Score:4, Insightful)

      by deathcow (455995) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:30PM (#8390345)
      Having worked at a startup (that failed!) I'm sure it is much worse than meets the eye. How much did all that eye candy cost after all? I'm sure _ONE_ million dollars would go a long way towards buying all that workout equipment, the Humvee and replacement motor, the washer/drywer, foosball, The Sneaker, those autographed guitars, AND the Aeron chairs. Keep in mind this company found a way to zero HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of dollars and you're not doing that with Pez machines and steel welded mp3.com vanity logos.
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    • Re:Freaking Stupid Excess by www.sorehands.com (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:32PM
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  • by JayBlalock (635935) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:00PM (#8390017)
    Except perhaps by being too successful. Remember, at the same time that Napster was grabbing headlines, MP3.com was the legitimate face of the online music biz. They were saying everything that the RIAA didn't want anyone to say, and worse, they were making money at it. (not to mention providing a highly attractive alternative to traditional record contracts) Contracted composers like those hired to do video games found it to be a perfect outlet for releasing music that had an audience, but wouldn't rate an actual CD release. Major groups were even releasing singles on MP3.com and profitting greatly from it.

    Then they got bought out by Vivendi-Universal, and suddenly dropped completely off of the radar, only to be quietly shut down once they were forgotten.

    Hmmmmm.

    • Re:I'd hardly call MP3.com a victim of the bubble. by ThePretender (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:06PM
      • by JayBlalock (635935) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:13PM (#8390168)
        Well, that's the problem. Mp3.com, by being the first to do this, had the lion's share of the market. Once it got bought out (and ignored), it completely splintered the "industry." So there are a whole lot of little upstarts doing variations on the model, but all of them are so tiny as to present no real threat to the Big 5 at all.

        From a pure strategic standpoint, the move was brilliant. One large cash layout, and your only major competition is crushed, divided, and made irrelevant. From every OTHER standpoint, it was abhorrant. (especially in effectively stalling out any consumer-driven progression in the music industry for years)

        My personal favorite alternative (which I have no problem plugging) is Magnatune [magnatune.com]. You're free to listen to the entirety of their collection via streaming MP3, your licensed with permission to share the files, and prices are negotiable. If you want to buy an album, you can select how much you pay from $1-$20, based on what you think the album is worth.

        It's a truly ambitious model, and amazingly, they seem to be doing OK so far on the small scale. But can they move out of a 'niche' market? I doubt it.

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    • Re:I'd hardly call MP3.com a victim of the bubble. by tedtimmons (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:07PM
  • Hummers? by Bendebecker (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:00PM
  • Maybe it's me by denofslack (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:02PM
  • Loads of techie interesting stuff (Score:3, Interesting)

    by kbahey (102895) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:02PM (#8390041)
    (http://baheyeldin.com/)


    Some of the stuff is teenage oriented.



    However, if you look at the photos from the link in the article, there is :


    and other goodies for those who live near La Jolla in San Diego.

  • Alot of collectibles by superpulpsicle (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:02PM
  • A bunch of stuff! (Score:4, Interesting)

    by LoudMusic (199347) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:03PM (#8390057)
    What in God's name were they doing with all that computer hardware? It's a website with a database. In a single picture there were several (five?) Sun Enterprise level servers, any one of which could do everything by itself.

    I see two problems.

    A) People have dumb ideas and think "the Internet" and more computers will help them make money.
    B) Some other idiots loan the idiots in problem A more money than is required.

    They've got a bunch of cool stuff though.
    • Lots of computers (Score:5, Informative)

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:13PM (#8390173)
      MP3.com handled 1.2 megabits per second of traffic during the peak of the day and never got below 300/400 megabits per second. This translates to the delivery of over 3 Terabytes of music in a month to the community.

      MP3.com also served up over 5 million page views per day and had over 2 million media files and 250,000 artists.

      MP3.com provided daily statistics to all of the artists and updated several hundred charts in over 300 genres of music on a daily basis.

      All of this was done reliably. MP3.com was one of the faster web sites on the Internet.

      Speed and scale requires a distributed computing solution which is exacltly what MP3.com pretty bright engineering team built. Everything was replicated and built in clusters. Distribution tools were automated so that everything remained in sync and operational metrics were extremely detailed.

      A lot of the people at MP3.com did a terrific job, some made some important legal errors.
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    • Re:A bunch of stuff! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by UnknowingFool (672806) <minh_duong.yahoo@com> on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:38PM (#8390424)
      What in God's name were they doing with all that computer hardware? It's a website with a database. In a single picture there were several (five?) Sun Enterprise level servers, any one of which could do everything by itself.

      In it's heyday MP3.com claimed to have about 100,000 songs in its database. So 100,000 x (4 minutes avg song) x (1MB/min at 128kps mp3) = 400GB. That's just to store the songs.

      Then you have to deliver that content to several million users and maintain their accounts. Also you might want to bill them automatically as they buy instead of sending them a paper bill each month. So you may want to set up a B2B relationship with Visa, MC, Amex, Discover.

      On the web site, you might want to host your own site rather than pay someone to host it for you since your content may change dramatically every day and you may want the most flexibility in terms of control. Also with serveral million users, your bandwidth bill if you pay another company to host may be huge. Hosting your own site may be the way to go.

      Since mp3 is your product, you might want to rip and encode your own rather than get a copy from your brother/neighbor/friend. It would help too to complete the ID3 tags and grab that data from cddb.com or somewhere else.

      Oh, by the way, all those functions above need a backup server just in case. Throw in an email servers, a Windows Domain Controller, a few file and print servers and that only leaves finance, HR, payroll, accounting, marketing, and code development to buy computers and set up infrastructure.

      [ Parent ]
    • Re:A bunch of stuff! by poot_rootbeer (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:14PM
    • Re:A bunch of stuff! by MKalus (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:29PM
    • Re:A bunch of stuff! by d3faultus3r (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @08:16PM
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  • It's a shame. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Robotbeat (461248) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:04PM (#8390064)
    As an artist that had music offered on MP3.com, I am very disappointed that MP3.com died. It's very sad, really. I've listened to bands for the first time on MP3.com which I later went out to buy a CD of. The people who suffer most from this failure is the underground music scene. The ability to get your sound out to a large audience was really a good thing for both the artists (free distro, big audience) and the listeners (free songs from a wide variety of music). All my favorite bands (MeWithoutYou, Nina Pinta and the Santa Maria, Zao, etc.) had a few free songs offered on MP3.com, and it was great if you ever wanted to show someone else some cool band. If MP3.com closed because of lawsuits, it's likely partly because major labels (or corps like ClearView) felt threatened by the ability to hear any new band out there from any musical style without being controlled by the major labels. And the idea of free AND legal music downloading must have been horrible to them. As far as those people who want to control my freedom to express myself to a large audience and to support talented bands without having to pay a large record label (most of the bands are on indie labels, if any label), I hope they rot in AO*cough*L.
  • Tornado Foosball Table by md17 (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:06PM
  • I fit when I was 23 (Score:5, Funny)

    by Tablizer (95088) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:06PM (#8390090)
    (http://www.geocities.com/tablizer | Last Journal: Saturday March 15 2003, @01:22PM)
    The items up for sale include lots of those dumb Herman Miller Aeron chairs that were so popular

    I tried one of those at a used furniture store recently. I was too damned fat for it. Like everything else of the dot-com era, it seemed geared around hyper 23-year-olds.
    • Re:I fit when I was 23 (Score:4, Informative)

      by mwynne24 (554109) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:30PM (#8390344)
      The Aeron chairs come in different sizes. They range of A to B to C. You might have been sitting in an A size chair which would explain how small it was. I have a pair of the B's at home and absolutely love them. Mark.
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  • Maybe not last bubble by maliabu (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:07PM
  • dumb herman miller chairs? by hopstah (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:07PM
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:08PM (#8390118)
    The MP3 Independent Artist database continues to be maintained by Trusonic.com which was a business subsidiary of MP3.com. Many of the artists granted permission to transfer their material to that business and therefore it has not been lost as widely reported.

    The Independent Artists enrolled in the Trusonic music and messaging programs are receiving regular royalty checks.
    • Oh, thank god! by msimm (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:10PM
  • Water Bottle (Score:4, Funny)

    by Plocmstart (718110) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:09PM (#8390130)
    Does the Hummer come with the plastic water bottle [cowanalexander.com] between the driver's seat and the console? You can keep the Hummer... I just want the water bottle...
  • Focus! Focus! (Score:5, Funny)

    by The Ape With No Name (213531) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:10PM (#8390145)
    (http://douglas.min.net/essay/)
    All of that high-end equipment and no one knows how to focus a camera? Even a digital Camera?
  • I have to wonder by RedShoeRider (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:16PM
  • Scraps by ManuelKelly (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:17PM
  • gym.MP3.com by CrazyClimber (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:19PM
  • Deserved to go bust! by 1s44c (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:20PM
  • Succesful until the end by autocracy (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:22PM
  • No wonder they are gone. They can't tell time! by Randy Rathbun (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:23PM
  • For those with short memories in the bubble offering things like great chairs, good food, and in-house diversions was good sense. You were competing with every other employer in the over-heated market and that sort of stuff was just plain expected.

    Indeed, frankly, a lot of it is still justifiable.

    A good chair means that 100k/year coder is gonna be able to work out their inspiration without the distractions of an aching back or sticky ass. For a $500 more then the standard office crap-chair that's a good investment, especially as a capital depreciation and defense in an bad-ergo disability suite.

    Similar for food, drink, and toys. It keeps the crew in the building, talking to each other. It means they're not taking their hour off to troop to the local lunch hole where they'll be sitting at the table next to the competition spilling your plans. Figure $arcade-game = $day-at-teamwork-camp, not a bad value amortized.

    Furthermore it's amazing the kinda allegiance baubles and amenities like that will buy. I've seen folks turn down 30% larger paychecks for a trendy office space, free fruit juice, and a tres kewl atmosphere. Multiply that by a full of staff and per-person it comes down to a great value with the improved recruiting and retention, costs a fraction the headhunter, interview, and training costs.

    Lastly, cars and motorcycles? Promo costs. Tax code is nice to 'em and they get your name out there. Check around your current employer and you'll probably be amazed at some of the trophies and gifts and banners and other paraphernalia that they're purchasing as a matter of course.

    Particularly for .com's half of the "product" was name and buzz, scoring the next VC round. Flashy toys things were standard, indeed de rigeur. Getting an article in the local paper, your logo shown at a rave, instant PR and cheap at the price. It's easy to be snide afterwards but then those were the rules of the game and what got you your paycheck, sensible or not.

  • DotCom Hummer by Samus (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:28PM
  • Pictures by dot_borg (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:29PM
  • Digital Camera by MyFourthAccount (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:29PM
  • dot com ponzi schemes (Score:5, Insightful)

    by mabu (178417) on Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:32PM (#8390365)
    People don't realize that most of the early dot coms were basically Ponzi Schemes.

    You look at these pictures of perverse excess and luxury that seemingly had little to do with their business model but you are ignoring the fact that "appearing" to be wildly successful to the point of wasteful spending was THE most substantive part of these companies' business models.

    The scheme involved inflating the value and impression of the company long enough to snag another greedy investor or corporation and then hand the mess off to them. It was inevitable that at some point, the pyramid scheme would collapse in on itself. The trick is to just make sure you get out before it does, or more appropriately, make sure you're not stupid enough to let your sense of greed lull you into believing any of these people know what they're doing.

    When I see things like this, it makes it a lot easier for me to live with myself knowing that while I could have over-hyped my dot-com and made a bundle, it was not the right thing to do, even though I admit that any individual or company dumb enough to purchase or pump capital into a business with no tangible revenue stream deserves to get ripped off.
  • MP3.com personal music streams... by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:41PM
  • German equivalent to the Aeron Chair by Qbertino (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:42PM
  • Next up.. by 1s44c (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:46PM
  • Aeron chairs by uncadonna (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:51PM
    • Re:Aeron chairs by mihalis (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:13PM
    • Exactly by mmuskratt (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @05:02PM
  • Y2K bug? by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:06PM
  • Cowan & Alexander auctions by arf_barf (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:24PM
  • no paypal by skooba (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:41PM
  • Review time by cve (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @04:45PM
  • WebCast Auctions by CitznFish (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @05:08PM
  • I love Aeron chairs by Schemat1c (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @05:18PM
  • So what will this crap go for? by DocJD (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @05:27PM
  • Property of U.S. Postal Service by lightray (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:11PM
  • A mathematical case for the Aeron chair by benwaggoner (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:28PM
  • Biggest Waste of Money by FreshFunk510 (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:32PM
  • Look at the pictures again by teknikl (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:39PM
  • Disassembly of an Aerons by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @06:40PM
  • "Yellow Hummer?" by Guppy06 (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @07:24PM
  • FPGA by snatchitup (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @08:31PM
  • MP3 com platinum artist that got scammed by vcjim (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @08:39PM
  • WARNING: THE SITE REGISTRATION IS UNENCRYPTED by Giordano (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @08:51PM
  • Auctioning MP3s by KidSock (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @09:04PM
  • Stinking chairs by atani (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @11:10PM
  • Man did they go through some big money by HPNpilot (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @11:27PM
  • Moo by Chacham (Score:1) Thursday February 26 2004, @10:15AM
  • So many shattered dreams by Rich Klein (Score:1) Friday February 27 2004, @08:15PM
  • Re:Sad Sad Sad by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:13PM
  • Re:Sad Sad Sad by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:25PM
  • Actually by emkman (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @03:25PM
  • Re:MP3.com never owned Hummers and Harleys by Vegeta99 (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @08:25PM
  • John Kerry by slickwillie (Score:2) Wednesday February 25 2004, @11:25PM
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