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Verizon Posts Message In Morse Code To Mock FCC's Net Neutrality Ruling 391

HughPickens.com writes: Chris Matyszczyk reports at Cnet that Verizon has posted a message to the FCC titled: FCC's 'Throwback Thursday' Move Imposes 1930s Rules on the Internet" written in Morse code. The first line of the release dated February 26, 1934 in old typewriter font (PDF) reads: "Today (Feb.26) the Federal Communications Commission approved an order urged by President Obama that imposes rules on broadband Internet services that were written in the era of the steam locomotive and the telegraph." The Federal Communications Commission voted 3-2 along party lines in favor of new Internet service rules that prohibit blocking, slowing or prioritizing traffic. The rules, which have not yet been released, are opposed by cable and telephone companies that fear it will curb Internet growth and stifle payback on network investment. "It isn't a surprise that Verizon is a touch against Thursday's order. In 2012, it insisted that the very idea of Net neutrality squished its First and Fifth Amendment right," writes Matyszczyk. "I wonder, though, who will be attracted by this open mockery. Might this be a sign that Verizon doesn't think the fight is over at all?"
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Verizon Posts Message In Morse Code To Mock FCC's Net Neutrality Ruling

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  • by by (1706743) ( 1706744 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:41PM (#49150527)
    ...imposes 2000s (1990s?) Internet access speed!
    • Stomp Feet (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Etherwalk ( 681268 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:49PM (#49150577)

      ...imposes 2000s (1990s?) Internet access speed!

      More like they don't expect to win a real argument that the FCC's proposals are in any way bad, so they are trying to win by mocking the FCC.

      It's a schoolyard bully's trick.

      • Re:Stomp Feet (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Defenestrar ( 1773808 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @07:06PM (#49150695)

        And it's the idiot bully's trick at that; the clever ones don't provoke the playground monitors.

        And now, I would like to sincerely and heartily thank Verizon for the initial lawsuit provoking the playground monitor that made net neutrality a reality. I strongly encourage additional attention and noise to the issue for full on public utility regulation. Here's to moving the US into a First World nation with First World utilities like power, water, and real broadband - wired and wireless.

      • Re:Stomp Feet (Score:5, Insightful)

        by duckintheface ( 710137 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @07:23PM (#49150823)

        " imposes rules on broadband Internet services that were written in the era of the steam locomotive and the telegraph."

        Oh, you mean back in the days when giant corporations used their monopoly status to squeeze huge amounts of money out of their customers in the absence of competiton? Those days?

      • by SeaFox ( 739806 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @08:04PM (#49151103)

        More like they don't expect to win a real argument that the FCC's proposals are in any way bad, so they are trying to win by mocking the FCC.

        It's a schoolyard bully's trick.

        The FCC should let'er rip and give Verizon their own 0.02 cents on the topic.

      • How can you say the FCC's proposals are in no way bad when even the EFF doesn't like some of them? https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/... [eff.org]
        • Re:Stomp Feet (Score:5, Informative)

          by Maxo-Texas ( 864189 ) on Saturday February 28, 2015 @01:20AM (#49152261)

          Of course... that article is dated before the ruling.

          Today, the front page reads this way.

          https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/... [eff.org]

          I case you don't choose to read the ruling.
          Let me summarize:

          EFF LOVES THE RULING.

    • To be fair, they do that anyway.

  • fees (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:42PM (#49150531)

    first complaint ive seen. they want to leave the average user with turtle slow speeds while charging out the ass for people and companies who can afford it. companies have gone from being reasonable 150yrs ago to outright blatant greed, and youre ridiculed if you speak out against it. fuck capitalism.

    • Re:fees (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Jane Q. Public ( 1010737 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:52PM (#49150603)

      fuck capitalism.

      It has nothing to do with capitalism. It has everything to do with unregulated corporate greed. They are NOT the same things. The same kind of greed was seen very prominently in countries that called themselves Socialist and even Communist. So don't blame "capitalism" for it. It's cronyism, plain and simple.

      And this is almost laughably wrong:

      The rules, which have not yet been released, are opposed by cable and telephone companies that fear it will curb Internet growth and stifle payback on network investment.

      I call BS. They don't "fear" it will do anything of the kind. What they fear is that it will put a stop to their monopolistic control, and monopolistic prices, and end their ability to pocket tax money given them for infrastructure.

      I mean this literally: you can hardly believe a word they say anymore.

      • "Hardly" is going too far. Why not just come out and say it - not a single word of truth is printed unless it benefits someone with power.

    • companies have gone from being reasonable 150yrs ago ...

      Let's not get carried away with false nostalgia. 150 years ago was the era of robber barons [wikipedia.org] that make Verizon and Comcast look like pussycats.

    • No dude. They don't want to end up in court for running a high speed line for a paying customer who wants equipment on both ends connected to the public internet but only their traffic allowed on the pipe.
  • Old rules (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:45PM (#49150543)

    Old rules just suck. I mean, stuff like "Thou shall not kill"? How are we supposed to deal with terrorists with silly old rules like that?

  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:45PM (#49150547)

    The very fact that Verizon views themselves as having first and fifth amendment rights shows the ludicrous precedents Citizens United sets.

    • Peo[le have freedom of association and freedom of speech. The 1st amendment actually lumps them together as peaceable assembly. Corporations are a peaceable assembly of board members and/or shareholders. Therefore they have speech and property rights like people, and tax burdens like people.
      • but they feel no pain, like people. no ability to show remorse or ethics or shame.

        they can't be jailed and they are almost never punished in any meaningful way.

        they have all the good things we, people have; but none of the bad things.

        "gee, dad, when I grow up, I want to be a corporation!"

  • by dbc ( 135354 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:46PM (#49150555)

    When the fact are not on your side, use ridicule.

  • More people have read that press release than have read the full text of the bill. Feel free to link to the entire bill if you think I'm wrong.
  • Immature little shits who want it all and give nothing back.
  • by msobkow ( 48369 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:52PM (#49150599) Homepage Journal

    Verizon's arguments about controlling content are absolute red herrings. A content creator like a newspaper gets to determine the content and articles they publish or promote. The manufacturer of the paper it's printed on has no say.

    • I don't know about that... I'd say that Verizon's been creating quite a bit of content lately, most of it false.

  • by grimmjeeper ( 2301232 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @06:53PM (#49150619) Homepage
    Hardly. The only thing they fear is that they're going to lose their very lucrative revenue streams since they can't overcharge for prioritizing traffic any more.
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  • The are incorporated meaning made corporeal as an act of state, they have no more inherent right to petition government than a my shoe. The share holders, employees, executives, and customers can petition on their behalf.

  • by Jahoda ( 2715225 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @07:21PM (#49150813)
    The last time I checked, 1934 was the era of the diesel electric and the telex, not the "steam engine and the telegraph". But, distortions of reality are verizon's specialty.
  • by Mikkeles ( 698461 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @07:30PM (#49150885)

    ... rules on broadband Internet services that were written in the era of the steam locomotive and the telegraph.

    Yeah, and rules against wanton killing were written in ancient times. Maybe we should rid ourselves of such laws when telecom execs are the victims.

  • by Rinikusu ( 28164 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @07:31PM (#49150891)

    Yep.

  • Then Verizons idea of free speech is censorship, throttling, and restricting other's speech.
  • ...and Verizon chose to be salty.

    Rob

  • by eclectro ( 227083 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @07:51PM (#49151037)

    Just tell them that you don't want to be with a company that feels like it needs to use morse code.

  • Oh, the irony.... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by NimbleSquirrel ( 587564 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @07:52PM (#49151039)

    The irony here is that Verizon makes full use of it's Title II status in other areas (wired telephony and mobile voice), and has used Title II benefits to build its FiOS network. The same Title II status it is now protesting against.

    To add more fuel to the irony fire, the FCC would not have had to vote on net neutrality at all if Verizon hadn't sued them in 2012 claiming violation of its First and Fifth Amendment rights.

    So, Verizon forced the FCC to make a change, is now complaining that the the FCC has made that change, but behind the scenes has been profiting all along in other areas where that change is in place. Sorry, Verizon, no sympathy for you.

  • I love old laws (Score:5, Insightful)

    by jader3rd ( 2222716 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @08:01PM (#49151081)
    They are the best. Old laws were written way before all of the 'politics' which happens today. New laws are complex, and complexity is fraud. Some old laws are wrong, and have been thrown out, but if the longer the law has survived the better it is.
  • ... opposed by cable and telephone companies that fear it will curb Internet growth and stifle payback on network investment.

    Snooping for ad revenues and obscene profit margins

  • sweet! does this mean they're going to upgrade my internet connection to morse code soon?

    can't wait.

  • dot dot dot dash dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dash dot dot dash dash dash dash dot / dash dash dot dash dash dash / dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dash dot dash dot dash dot dash / dash dot dash dash dash dash dash dot dot dash dot dash dot dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dot dash dot

    Verizon go fuck yourself

  • Hissy fit (Score:2, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward

    This "company" acts like a giant angry child.

    At some point the united states is responsible for the idea and creation of the corporation. It would be nice to see that they can also impose a 'death penalty' on these immortal creations when they turn into giant sour monopolistic monstrosities.

    I've no idea why Verizon exists. It's not healthy for the people, or the nation, as such given it's size and impact the only reasonable thing to do would be to protect the public by shutting them down and scattering th

  • I have an idea! (Score:4, Interesting)

    by wezelboy ( 521844 ) on Friday February 27, 2015 @10:48PM (#49151783)
    I will pay my verizon bill in the 1930's equivalent. That should come out to be about $.08.

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