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Microsoft 'Open Value Subscription' is None of the Above

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on Mon Jan 07, 2008 01:44 PM
from the one-step-forward-three-steps-back dept.
daveofdoom writes "This week Microsoft launched an SMB program that contains the words 'open', 'value' and 'subscription', none of which are common to Microsoft products, culture, or marketing. Digging in a bit I found myself confused not only by what the program portends to be but why it would be called 'Open Value Subscription' unless they were hoping to leverage buzzwords and concepts related to open source and SaaS (software as a service). It's such lame and dishonest branding the marketing group should be ashamed."
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  • Sure (Score:5, Insightful)

    by ElMiguel (117685) on Monday January 07 2008, @01:47PM (#21944646)

    It's such lame and dishonest branding the marketing group should be ashamed.

    I'm sure they will be ashamed all the way to the bank. Let's face it, Microsoft marketing does these things because they work, as proven by Microsoft's success.

    • True. For the sake of the consumers, let's hope that such tactics work only in the short term (or is that too unrealistic?).
    • Define "Open" (Score:5, Interesting)

      by winkydink (650484) * <sv.dude@gmail.com> on Monday January 07 2008, @01:56PM (#21944782) Homepage Journal
      So, if it's not used like "Open Source", then it's a hijacking of the term? Come on. That's a pretty big stretch.

      My understanding is that this program allows SMB's to become license-compliant while limiting their initial capital outlay, i.e., more pay as you go than all up front.

      I really fail to understand why this CNet blogger has a bug up his butt over this.
      • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

        I really fail to understand why this CNet blogger has a bug up his butt over this.
        This isn't even an article. It's a joke, and a pretty sad one at that.
      • So, if it's not used like "Open Source", then it's a hijacking of the term?

        Microsoft's use of the word 'Open' for something that is not 'open source', even though they weren't refering to 'open source' is against the intent of the word 'open' and the Prophet Richard M. Stallman, hallowed by His name, peace be unto his greasey smelly armpits, has declared any use of the word 'open' must refer to 'open source' (making the word 'source' redundant) and therefor must also come under GPL 3, a.k.a. the Holy Words of the Prophet, may God smite the toes of the unbelievers.

        RMS, the Lord is with the mites that inhabit his beard, is pursuing:

        • Any retailer who puts the sign 'Open' in their front window.
        • Any product that includes instructions about how 'open' said product.
        • Hunters and licensing agencies for 'Open' season.
        • Corporations who have benefit 'open' enrollement.

        Remember, if Microsoft uses the word 'Open', we must automatically, and by the word of the Prophet, a thousand blessings on his klingons, assume they are refering to 'open source' and their own twisted interpretation.

        We must also make a point to find some way to daily point out how everything Microsoft and Bill Gates does is evil, and post it to /.

      • by Divebus (860563) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:45PM (#21945496)
        Open... as in goatse.
        • Re:Define "Open" (Score:5, Insightful)

          by PCM2 (4486) on Monday January 07 2008, @03:06PM (#21945792) Homepage
          My God, you act as if Microsoft invented this. Auto dealers talk about "open pricing options." Real estate agents hold "open houses" all the time -- but guess what, you can't just stay there for free! Seriously, some days it's like a frickin' nursery around here. Adjust your diapers and move on.
            • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

              In this case, I think "Open" has more to do with the "open pricing options" than "Open Source Software." That would make a lot more sense, given that Microsoft already has other "Open Licensing" plans than any attempt at undermining "Open Source."
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      Agreed...

      It's not much different from the litany of automakers proclaiming long and loud about how they're suddenly committed to the Environment, yet behind the scenes will whine and complain (and lobby their asses off) when the the US gov't says it's going to bump gas mileage standards by some embarrassingly small increment at some future point in time.

      It's all about the facade until you sign the receipt and call the product yours. Then you get to find that vast gulf between the sweet whispers of marke

    • Re: (Score:2, Informative)

      So.... if I submit a story claiming Bill Gates eats babies, it'll probably hit the front page huh?
      Not only is this overly anti-microsoft, but it's not even a huge deal. They can call it "super-duper open wide like your mom did last night services" if they want as far as I care. What a non-story. Slashdot, you can do better!!
    • Re: (Score:2, Interesting)

      Microsoft marketing does these things because they work

      They work far less often than they used to and more often have a negative backlash now. For a company that is fighting it's negative image, things like this only serve to enforce that image and make them look like monopolists.

      Consumers (especially in SMB) are not that dumb and they are seeing added expense in this day and age as something their wallets cannot endure. The more you tack on an expense, the more the wonder why they shouldn't get this

    • Oh please. We all know Microsoft's marketing department has no shame.
  • by Animats (122034) on Monday January 07 2008, @01:50PM (#21944686) Homepage

    That's so lame. If they actually leased the software, there'd be a potential tax advantage for the buyer. But no...

    • by plague3106 (71849) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:01PM (#21944866)
      Use of property for a fixed amount of time is not a lease? The program described just that. At the end of the lease you can 1) sign up for a new term 2) buy out the lease to own the software or 3) end it all.

      Please, give me your definition of lease, and then explain to me if RentACenter offers some kind of tax advantage.
  • Marketers... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by saihung (19097) on Monday January 07 2008, @01:50PM (#21944694)
    ...wouldn't be ashamed labeling sulfuric acid "delicious baby formula." You're barking up the wrong tree with that one.
  • and by ashamed.... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Surt (22457) on Monday January 07 2008, @01:51PM (#21944708) Homepage Journal
    I mean, proud.

    Seriously, what is a marketing department for, if not to bamboozle people into buying your product who otherwise would not do so?
    • By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.

      No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.

      Seriously though, if you are, do.

      Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself.

      Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke..." there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.

      I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."

      Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags!

      "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing."

      Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags! Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!

      "Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that."

      God, I'm just caught in a fucking web.

      "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..."

      How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don't you?

      "What didya do today honey?"

      "Oh, we made ah, we made ah arsenic a childhood food now, goodnight." [snores] "Yeah we just said you know is your baby really too loud? You know?" [snores] "Yeah, you know the mums will love it." [snores]

      Sleep like fucking children, don't ya, this is your world isn't it?
    • Marketing is a societal process that is needed to discern consumers' wants; focusing on a product/service to those wants, and to mould the consumers towards the products/services. Marketing is fundamental to any businesses growth. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marketing [wikipedia.org] )

      Marketing *should* be about trying to find out what consumers want in order for the company to meet their needs. You know, the whole "customer driven business" thing... Of course now it's more about making the customer *believe* you're
      • Of course now it's more about making the customer *believe* you're listening to his needs, rather to actually listen to them...

        Sadly, most companies seem to be doing that today.
      • The whole problem with marketing is in the first sentence. Ideally, one would mold product to consumers, rather than the other way around.
  • by WaltBusterkeys (1156557) on Monday January 07 2008, @01:52PM (#21944726)
    I saw a commercial for beer on TV that featured a hunk in a hot tub surrounded by beautiful women. I tried drinking their product and I found myself fat, alone, and depressed at home watching reruns. The marketing department should be ashamed! Their product doesn't actually cause the things the marketing department suggests it does!
    • You're doing it wrong. YOU are supposed to provide large amounts of beer to the beautiful women; so that THEY think your fat, lonely and depressed self looks like the hunk on TV.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday January 07 2008, @01:54PM (#21944754)
    Windows Genuine Advantage! Because the advantage it brings is genuine and is most definitely not anything like false advertising.
  • that this was to be tied somehow to F/OSS-like models.

    From what I read on the MSDN site, there is no reference to any type of development, but more of a partner services sale structure.
    It appears Dave Rosenberg is forcing a nefarious connection to support a column he wrote back in the summer of 2006.

  • by Joe U (443617) on Monday January 07 2008, @01:55PM (#21944762) Homepage Journal
    Honestly, learn to read. Just because they use the word Open in the title doesn't mean it's OSS.

    It doesn't pretend to be open source, it doesn't mention open source anywhere in the press release. It's a licensing model for resellers.
    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      It's what is known as a "Buzzword".

      Just putting Open in the title associates it with such good things as OSS, open business practices, etc.

      It makes you think that they are being honest and, well, 'Open'. Or that it is Open to all.

      Open is a very hot word right now. Value has always been a hot word, and in some specific situations Subscription can be a hot word. Open is the big buzzword in here, and it is there to associate their product with things like Open Source products, which are very hot right now.

      I
      • by TheRaven64 (641858) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:12PM (#21945034) Homepage Journal
        Open isn't exactly new as a buzzword in the computing world. In 1991, DIGITAL implemented the (open) POSIX specification on VMS and branded it as OpenVMS. Back then, 'open source' wasn't a term that anyone had heard of. The GNU people had been doing Free Software for a good years, but the term 'open source' did not become popular until around 1998, and gained acceptance in part because open standards were already a buzzword.
  • by silverhalide (584408) on Monday January 07 2008, @01:58PM (#21944820)
    Consider this case. Say you're a company that needs to invest in 200 copies of a high-end piece of software that costs $5000 a seat. You're now looking down the mouth of a $1,000,000 bill that needs to be paid off in 30 days. This can be upsetting to your accounting folks. Now consider the lease option. Microsoft basically lets you finance your software licenses at a cost of something on the order of $10,000 a month, which is much more palatable for your accountants to manage throughout the year. Best part is, if you hire an additional 50 workers, you can just bump up the lease instead of paying out another increment of $250k.

    Also, sometimes leasing things works out more favorably than owning in accounting.

    This type of licensing makes no sense for personal use or small quantities of licenses, but on a large scale, there are potential benefits for customers over paying the full price up front.
    • Consider this case. Say you're a company that needs to invest in 200 copies of a high-end piece of software that costs $5000 a seat. You're now looking down the mouth of a $1,000,000 bill that needs to be paid off in 30 days

      Wouldn't a company of the size and type to need such expensive software be spending that much in a couple week's payroll? I am serious here.

      People griped about the cost of Adobe's new software too, but I think the target market would call that as being paid by a long weekend's project a
      • Wouldn't a company of the size and type to need such expensive software be spending that much in a couple week's payroll? I am serious here.

        Perhaps, but a couple of weeks' payroll isn't a trivial amount!!! What seems odd, though, is that Microsoft doesn't really have much expensive software. This program seems more appropriate to a CAD vendor than to Excel and PowerPoint.

        At any rate, the column is witless. I'm accustomed to teenagers who genuinely can't imagine that everyone doesn't use and pay for compute

  • So what? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by AlXtreme (223728) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:01PM (#21944858) Homepage Journal

    It's such lame and dishonest branding the marketing group should be ashamed.

    If every lame and dishonest practice of marketing groups were to be published on /. we'd be under an avalanche.

    This isn't news for nerds. This isn't stuff that matters. Total nitwits are paid to come up with this crap, imho it doesn't deserve any additional coverage.
  • by ahoehn (301327) <andrew@@@edgefactor...com> on Monday January 07 2008, @02:02PM (#21944870) Homepage

    It's such lame and dishonest branding the marketing group should be ashamed.
    As someone who writes advertisements for a living, let me assure that it will take far more than being accused of lameness and dishonesty to shame a marketing group.

    Actually, lameness and dishonesty are generally marks of distinction in the advertising world. In fact, just the other day my creative director was telling me, "What is this crap?! It's neither lame nor dishonest!"

    Seriously though, you can't expect anything beyond the most vague truthiness from marketing. Even the FTC's guidelines [ftc.gov] for truth in advertising are brilliantly open for interpretation.

    While I'm all for a good Microsoft Bashing Session, just about every marketing department everywhere could be pinned for this type of "deceptive" practice.
    • Seriously though, you can't expect anything beyond the most vague truthiness from marketing. Even the FTC's guidelines [ftc.gov] for truth in advertising are brilliantly open for interpretation.

      There you go trying to insinuate that the FTC has anything to do with OSS.
  • "It's such lame and dishonest branding the marketing group should be ashamed."

    That makes me laugh. I agree, of course. There are a LOT of technical companies with marketing companies that are out of touch with the reality of their business, and don't even seem to want to be in touch.

    If you want to be a little scared, you can watch horror films. But if you want to be really, really deeply frightened, hang around some Microsoft marketing efforts. There are people who have turned themselves into drones.
  • Nintendo launched an SMB program leveraging the buzzwords "platform," "galaxy", and "adventure." And "b00zar."

    Sorry that's just the first thing that came to mind when I saw "SMB" and I *still* haven't bothered to find out what it actually stands for in the context of TFA.
  • Well (Score:5, Funny)

    by Greyfox (87712) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:03PM (#21944886) Homepage Journal
    The first suggestion was "Anal-rape ball-and-chain vendor-lockin" but that just didn't have the same ring. The focus groups suggested only about a quarter of the current customer base would buy into the project with that name.
  • by JudasBlue (409332) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:04PM (#21944918)
    Microsoft has referred to their MSDN stuff as a subscription, or at least used to. I dunno, I weened myself off the redmond teat a long time ago and no longer have to deal with their crappy products.

    And now that I think about it, Value is a pretty normal thing to put in the name of something. So that leaves us with Open, and if you read what the thing actually is, a slightly flexible account without exact license numbers on it, that actually makes some sense.

    In other words, this is a pretty normal product name, a guy going off in a post for no reason to abuse Microsoft when there are plenty of GOOD reasons to abuse Microsoft, and an editor who really, really can't tell what is news.
    • Microsoft has referred to their MSDN stuff as a subscription, or at least used to. I dunno, I weened myself off the redmond teat a long time ago and no longer have to deal with their crappy products.

      And now that I think about it, Value is a pretty normal thing to put in the name of something. So that leaves us with Open, and if you read what the thing actually is, a slightly flexible account without exact license numbers on it, that actually makes some sense.

      In other words, this is a pretty normal prod

  • This is "open" in the sense of "it is an open question how much value, if any, you get out of the subscription".
  • They can't (Score:3, Funny)

    by DynaSoar (714234) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:09PM (#21944976) Journal
    > "It's such lame and dishonest branding the marketing group should be ashamed."

    The two subspecies that are parasitic on businesses, marketoids and attournasaurus, are able to function in large part because they *don't* feel shame. Their conscience has been eaten away by malignant greedanoma. The same could be said of many politicians, but politics and business are symbiotic with each other. They gang up to prey on the vast herds of sheeple that, contrary to nature's way, continually run *towards* the predators, and attract their attention by throwing money at them for any reason the predators invent.

    Welcome to Earth. Loonie bin to the universe.
  • by ocbwilg (259828) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:14PM (#21945060)
    I'm guessing that the submitter is a Linux guy looking to make some anti-Microsoft noise on a slow news day. Why?

    Digging in a bit I found myself confused not only by what the program portends to be but why it would be called it 'Open Value Subscription' unless they were hoping to leverage buzzwords and concepts related to open source and SaaS (software as a service).

    It's not an attempt to trade on buzzwords and concepts related to Open Source and SaaS. Microsoft has used the term "Open" for years in their licensing programs (at least a decade that I'm aware of).

    For years there have been three main categories of volume licenses. They are "Open" (for small businesses who only buy a handful of licenses at a time), "Select" (for large businesses with higher purchasing requirements) and "Enterprise" (for the largest organizations). As you move up the tiers the per-license cost gets lower and the associated benefits increase. For example, if you have an Open license you are expected to buy a license before deploying software. With the higher level agreements you are required to perform a regular "true-up" where you audit the number of licenses in use, compare that count to the number of licenses you own, and then buy enough to cover the gap. At the highest level you are only required to true-up annually. As you can imagine, this makes it a lot more difficult for the BSA to come in and claim that you're using unlicensed software.

    The "Value" part of the name refers to features that are included with the volume license plans, and the actual "Value" increases as you move up the tiers. "Value" benefits can include a set number of Microsoft Consulting hours per year, a number of "free" support incidents, and a number of units of training on Microsoft products. Some even include vouchers for Microsoft certification exams.

    The "Subscription" part of the name refers to the fact that you are paying an annual licensing fee. This used to be simply called Software Assurance, but nobody was buying it. Instead they started bundling more benefits and called it what it is, an annual subscription.

    So there's no mystery there, and certainly nobody trying to trade on the good names of "Open Source" and "SaaS."

    I just love how people who know nothing about Microsoft other than "I'm supposed to hate them" are always jumping to the most nefarious conclusions based on the most flimsy and innocuous of evidence.
  • While nobody reasonable party derives happiness from confusion, I would like Microsoft to understand that it (Microsoft) is entitled to its own opinions but not it's own "facts." Just wanted to make that absolutely clear.
  • doesn't it depend (Score:3, Informative)

    by superwiz (655733) on Monday January 07 2008, @03:51PM (#21946422) Journal
    on what the definition of "il" il?
  • Lame Summary. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by BlizzardandBlaze (1207664) on Monday January 07 2008, @07:05PM (#21948446)
    This whole article is summarizing Microsoft Launching it's Open Value Subscription in the US and in Canada.

    According to some of my own research, in which I went to the following websites:

    http://blogs.msdn.com/mssmallbiz/archive/2008/01/01/6933535.aspx [msdn.com]
    http://www.microsoft.com/licensing/programs/open/openvalue.mspx [microsoft.com] (note, this site is confusing.)
    http://www.sellsoft.ie/microsoft_osl.html [sellsoft.ie] (much better description, but third party site)

    I found out that the whole Open Value Subscription program is essentially a third option for those seeking to purchase site licenses for Microsoft Software. This option would allow you to run Microsoft software for a three year period, after which you have three options:

    1) Discontinue use of the software
    2) Renew the subscription for three more years
    3) Purchase the license outright (a.k.a. buy the right to run the software on a permanent basis on your computers.)

    At first glance, this looks all fine to me. However, the only thing I'm worried about is what conditions might come with the license... will Microsoft attempt to force organizations to upgrade in order to renew their subscriptions? (This would be a great way to force businesses to switch to Office 2007/Vista...)
    • by Not The Real Me (538784) on Monday January 07 2008, @02:52PM (#21945616)
      The summary uses the acronym "SMB", which is used in TFA...At no point does anyone define this term or give enough contextual clues for it to be obvious...it must mean "small and medium business"...

      I agree with your points and the lack of defining what SMB means had me perplexed as well. I usually associate SMB with the Samba project (server message block). The problem is that the submitter and the author of the original article are both techno-dweebs. They therefore assume that everyone is clairvoyant, knows everything that they know and are capable of reading their minds. In a perfect world, Slashdot would've rejected the submission for failing to clarify what "SMB" means.