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Microsoft Code at Fault for Half of all Windows Crashes

Posted by CmdrTaco on Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:35 AM
from the thats-a-lotta-crashes dept.
Flamester writes "In a ZDNet Australia story, Microsoft is claiming that half of all MS Windows crashes are the fault of third party code, not their own. That is, according to Dr. Watson. The article also goes into the 'rigor in which MS tests their products before release'. "
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  • Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by mjmalone (677326) * on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:35AM (#6686209) Homepage
    So they're saying that a poorly designed application can take down the entire operating system? The OS should be resilient enough to handle application crashes and keep on running, who cares who causes the crash? It's the OS's responsibility to handle it.

    Also I would like to see where they got these numbers? If they are using the new 'feature' that notifies microsoft of application crashes then I'd be skeptical... If the OS crashes then the notices won't be sent to Microsoft.

    Also, it is likely that MORE than half of the applications run on a Windows box are non-microsoft applications, that would mean that statistically MS apps crash more often than third party apps.
    • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by TheSunborn (68004) <tiller@d a i m i . a u .dk> on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:37AM (#6686235)
      I think they are talking about drivers. With the current windows design any driver that crash have a good change of taking the os down with it.
      • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by EnigmaticSource (649695) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:41AM (#6686299) Homepage
        ...As with most other 'Modern' OS's... Hell, driver changes on my RSTS/E 10 [PDP-11/79] box would take down the whole system. [[Still having DECNET Nightmares]] Drivers just happen to be one of those things that must be 'just right' otherwise it'll probably take down the entire system for [[what seem to me]] to be obvious reasons.
      • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by hobbesmaster (592205) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:47AM (#6686405)
        Bad drivers will Kernel Panic anything. That includes Linux. (I had to modify some files with Knoppix to get Slackware working my Inspiron 8100)
      • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Interesting)

        by tomhudson (43916) <hudson AT videotron DOT ca> on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:58AM (#6686545) Journal
        wrong - if you read the article, they're not talking about drivers. They're talking about 3rd-party code, which includes apps, add-ons, etc.

        Here's another stupid quote from the article:

        Charles Sturt University announced they would be offering a Master of Information Systems Security degree including MCSE:Security industry certification.
        Consider this: Microsoft has been ordered not to use the term MSCE in both the United States and Canada because Microsoft does not have the legal right to "certify" people as engineers. This playing fast and loose with terms now extends to:
        1. MCSE == an illegal appropriation of the term Engineer to fool the consumer and anyone stupid enough to pay for it
        2. Security == a fucking joke that isn't funny anymore
        3. Best practices == "we don't know how to fix it", as in "We're following best practices."
        4. Enhanced user experience == Fisher-Price interface
        5. Where do you want to go today == "Where the fuck did my data go!"
        The problem wan't driver crases - their "Dr. Watson" wouldn't get a chance to report back to the mother ship in most of those instances.
              • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

                by DDX_2002 (592881) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:09PM (#6687422) Journal
                The "PE Ponzi scheme"? I hope you're kidding.

                Out of all the professions, engineers have the ability to kill the most people in the least amount of time through incompetence. A doctor can only kill one patient at a time, a lawyer can only get a handful of co-defendants on death row at once, and an accountant can only kill people if they jump out their window because of his bad advice. But, a guy who is an "engineer" and doesn't know hiw head from his ass can design a house/dam/building/bridge/etc. that can kill rather a lot of people. And those people probably weren't the ones who hired the engineer, so they don't really have any way of knowing what his credentials are when they decide if they want to use the bridge, live near the dam, etc.

                • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

                  by tomhudson (43916) <hudson AT videotron DOT ca> on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:57PM (#6687974) Journal
                  poster wrote:
                  Out of all the professions, engineers have the ability to kill the most people in the least amount of time through incompetence
                  What about politicians? They're the ones with the power to declare war, and they're the ones with access to the big red "launch" button.

                  They're also the ones who can either sit back an do nothing about environmental degradation, which will end up killing us all, or pass sometimes-unpopular laws and/or try to educate the public.

                • by clary (141424) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:26PM (#6687619)
                  If you weren't P.E. certified, you couldn't legally call yourself an engineer in Texas. No exceptions.
                  Must be a bitch finding qualified dudes to drive the trains. ;-)
                • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Informative)

                  by monkeydo (173558) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @01:22PM (#6688198) Homepage
                  But then again you could be worng, and look at that, YOU ARE!

                  The "Texas Engineering Practice Act" has a whole page of exceptions, but they call them "exemptions".

                  Lets see if we can find the relevant parts:
                  Section 20. EXEMPTIONS.


                  (a) The following persons shall be exempt from the licensure provisions of this Act, provided that such persons are not directly or indirectly represented or held out to the public to be legally qualified to engage in the practice of engineering: ...SNIP...

                  (3) a person doing the actual work of installing, operating, repairing, or servicing locomotive or stationary engines, steam boilers, Diesel engines, internal combustion engines, refrigeration compressors and systems, hoisting engines, electrical engines, air conditioning equipment and systems, or mechanical and electrical, electronic or communications equipment and apparatus; ....SNIP...


                  Well, that would seem to apply quite nicely not only to train engineers, but also software and systems engineers.

        • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

          by buffer-overflowed (588867) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:54AM (#6686501) Journal
          I've had linux modules fail to load or screw up while loading (custom hardware drivers I wrote for something) and they locked a single terminal/process, w/o affecting the OS. You'd basically have to try to crash the OS to get a module to do so and even then it'd be tough.

          Windows' Problems run deep, very deep, and they won't be fixed w/o a complete rewrite. Drivers should not be able to take down the OS, but in Windows they can because of the Windows Paradigm.
          • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

            by passthecrackpipe (598773) * <passthecrackpipe @ h o t m a i l . c om> on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:40AM (#6687045)
            Hrmph. Not withstanding that fact that I use linux on 90% of my machines (i have ten, and 1 is a mac), I would not state that crashing linux is hard work. I have had issues, for example, with a compaq server running KDM, and a connection from a SPARC Debian box to KDM would send the compaq machine in a stupor, with only a blowing fan and slowly blinking numlock led as signs of life. Just one example.

            Every OS can be crashed, and Linux is not significantly harder or easier. It is just that with Open Source, world+dog will see what a tremendous asshole you have been, writing buggy code like that. Now, when coding proprietary stuff at work, you can probably get away with it, shifting the blame on your sacked co-worker, or coming up with a rather technical explanation of the situation to a boss that is probably clueless anyhow. With open source coding however, there are no excuses, and people will just start laughing every time you log on to IRC. You nerd-chick will stop writing you sexy emails and naughty, compromising emoticons, and you'll basically be branded a wannabe MCSD. Nobody would want that to happen, so the motivation to write good code is clearly present and persuasive with open source code... :-)
        • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Interesting)

          by Zeinfeld (263942) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:04AM (#6686627) Homepage
          In other news Microsoft threatened to sue the reporter for violating its trademark on the term 'crashed'. [reuters.com]

          which is still sad, especially for an os whose zealous followers claim it is derived from VMS...

          VMS had a major advantage in that almost every device attached to the system was also manufactured by DEC. With Windows there are a gazillion vendors of every component you can imagine.

          There is no way commodity intel boxes are going to match the reliability of the DEC hardware built to run VMS. The build quality is just not the same - apart from the junk like the Multia that DEC built when it was on its way under.

          One of my pet peves about reviews of the latest video hardware is that the quality of the drivers seems to receive only scant attention. I have video cards by nvidia and ATI, the performance of the two cards is indistinguishable but I have had far more hassle with the ATI drivers.

          • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

            by pmz (462998) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:42PM (#6687813) Homepage
            With Windows there are a gazillion vendors of every component you can imagine.

            It would have taken only a small team of Microsoft programmers to develop a useful bundle of fundamental hardware tests for their beloved operating system. How hard is it to have the OS test basic functions, like RAM, the PCI bus, the IDE bus, etc.? For Solaris, Sun puts a CD with their VTS software in the box set. Does Microsoft have fewer resources than Sun?
            • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Interesting)

              by Zeinfeld (263942) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:42PM (#6687807) Homepage
              Can't this same thing be said about MACs? Apple designs them, builds them, and codes the OS for that said machine.

              Depends on the vintage. During the Amelio era Apple had serious quality problems. When I was at the AI lab about 6 years ago the Apples in use would crash about twice a day but the way they were going down was completely unlike Windows which tend to crash when provoked - indicating a likely software cause. These machines would just freeze up at random.

              Since Jobs has been on board Apple do seem to have a major commitment to build quality. The problems they have been having have tended to be caused by pushing the envelope too far rather than shoddy components.

              I don't think that Microsoft will go into the same market as Dell. Building PCs is a very low margin business.

    • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Ominous Coward (106252) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:40AM (#6686283)
      Also, it is likely that MORE than half of the applications run on a Windows box are non-microsoft applications, that would mean that statistically MS apps crash more often than third party apps.

      Not that I really care to defend MS, but playing devil's advocate, MS apps would be more likely to crash than other apps because they're used more. Your average user of a Windows machine will use Outlook, IE, Word, Excel, and Powerpoint. What non-MS apps will the average user want to use? AOL/AIM, WinAmp, and Kazaa. There may be a few others, but none that will be used as often as the MS-created applications. If you never use the app, it can't crash the system.
    • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Informative)

      by andrewl6097 (633663) * on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:40AM (#6686284)
      Actually OS crashes do get sent. When you boot up, xp will recognize that it had just crashed and will offer to send the info.
        • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Interesting)

          by andrewl6097 (633663) * on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:27AM (#6686876)
          Actually I always send the info, because then IE pops up with current tracking information on the bug, and things like "this problem is fixed with x patch. would you like to download x patch now?" It's really a nice system, to tell you the truth.
    • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Informative)

      by JimDabell (42870) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:46AM (#6686382) Homepage

      So they're saying that a poorly designed application can take down the entire operating system?

      I suspect that they are referring to drivers and other kernel-space code. The standard Microsoft weenie excuse for instability in the past has been "it's the drivers!", blaming the video drivers is a favourite.

      Remember that Microsoft don't write most Windows drivers, they don't have to because their market share is so great, any hardware manufacturer who doesn't supply Windows drivers is not competitive.

      I believe this is the reason why Microsoft introduced their "Microsoft signed drivers" that are supposed to guarantee Microsoft-level stability (!).

      However, I have to laugh at Microsoft when they claim 50% of crashes aren't their fault. It's like an advert for a diet pill saying "Doesn't cause death in over 90% of people!".

    • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by aggieben (620937) <aggieben AT gmail DOT com> on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:49AM (#6686433) Homepage Journal
      I can attest to this; I was a MS developer in the windows division for a while. I had to do stress testing all the time, and I found it quite common for XP to go days at a time during the stress tests, which I thought was pretty impressive. These tests make the system unusable, as it would with any system, but it didn't crash until it just couldn't allocate one more drop of memory or the disk controller just gave up or what have you.

      Also, while looking over bugs in the database they keep, there were vastly more bugs filed as a result of a poorly behaving 3rd party application than because of the windows code itself. Also, most of these didn't cause crashes. XP does a pretty nice job of handling application crashes gracefully. All of this is from inside professional experience.

      My personal expericence (e.g., outside the MS environment) has been than XP is as stable as any other machine I've got at home (Gentoo Linux, OpenBSD). In 2 years time, I've only seen 1 blue screen of death, and I've been using many different computers using with XP on them and I've installed in many times over that two years.

      MS does do a good job of testing their windows code (can't speak for office --- those nerds need to learn a thing or two about threads and finally put clippy out of his pathetic misery). They test their code far more thoroughly than ANYONE who does open source including Red Hat, IBM and others.

      Of course, all of this is not to be a MS zealot because that's not what I am. I'm much more of an OpenBSD guy. It is, however, to make this discussion a little more fair by sharing my inside experience and knowledge.
        • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

          by danheskett (178529) <danheskettNO@SPAMgmail.com> on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:16PM (#6687504)
          However, there are tons of people who enjoy fixing or finding bugs, and provide hundreds of man hours of testing a day

          That isnt always the case. Code can get into the kernel that hasnt been reviewed by anyone for more than a brief few seconds. And after that it can be an indefinite time before that code is reviewed again. If it is sexy code, yeah, it will get seen. If it is mundane, or routine, chances are no one will look at it until they suspect a problem.

          The OSS world is quickly reaching a conclusion. For a long time, stability was how Linux could eat MS's lunch. But I haven't seen a single person who can straight-face deny the marked and vast improvement in MS products stability. They have for years now been systematically refining and improving Windows and including tools and using methods to improve stability and reliability. 10 years ago NT4 was properly laughed for being an instable piece of crap. Now, Win2003 is so much better it is a *rare* company who will stay away simple for reliability purposes.

          The next big battle is going to be security. MS has been working on that too. These are issues MS is working on taking from the OSS world. People ought not count MS out. They are viciously improving thier product and initiating stategies to remove the issue from the table.

          Take this latest MS worm issue. Way less severe than previous issues, much better patch distribution time, and generally a much more smooth operation.

          But back on topic: about your issues with Win2k crashing with certain apps. I have experienced none of what you talk about, but do not be fooled into thinking that other OS's don't have the same problems. Win2k crashing for legacy apps isn't a good thing, but in the end, its pretty acceptabe considering the level of emulation that must take place to run 16-bit real mode code on a 32-bit protected mode OS. I've crashed Linux with dosemu before as a point of reference. Additionally, it is hard for you to know what caused Windows to crash. In essence, an app that is allowed to write data to devices that run in the kernel could potentially crash the system. The same goes for just about all OS's who run drivers in kernel mode (including how most of the Linuxes work).

          Your experience confirms what MS is saying. The applications you consistently run cause Win2k to crash. It is obvious they simply do not function correctly. Bad apps can cause a system to crash on Windows. It is also true that a bad app can cause Linux and *BSD to panic.
        • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Informative)

          by AstroDrabb (534369) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:24PM (#6687592)
          Yup, I have to agree with that. It depends on what you are using it for. For the average desktop use, XP is a big improvement over win9x. However, I get a lot of crashes from XP especially with Outlook when I am doing some heavy compiling and do some heavy dev work. 6 months ago I switched to using Linux to develop with at work (without anyones knowledge) and things have been great. This is at a fortune 500 company. Some people caught wind of it and now a few other developers and most of the Oracle DBA's are asking and showing interest. I have been MS free on my home network for 3 years or so and it has been great. Being able to be almost MS free on my workstations at work has been icing on the cake. Oh, one other thing I don't think anyone has seemed to notice is that is doesn't matter whether those 50% of crashes are from drivers OR apps. The thing that sticks out to me is MS is admitting to 50% of all crashes is because of their product. They are just saying it in a marketing friendly way to try to push the blame to driver developers.
      • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Soko (17987) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:50AM (#6686451) Homepage
        True enough.

        Unfortunatley for Microsoft, they allow 3rd party drivers into kernel space, even if that driver has never been seen by a Microsoft employee. That is likely what he's saying - "We provide the means to have your code not fuck up our OS, and half of you don't do it!".

        The hardware/system drivers are allowed into kernel space after a user clicks a window that basically says "Microsoft has never seen this driver before - it could blow up your system. Want me to install it anyway?" and the user usually says "Yup, no problem. Them programmers are sooo smart...". It's very much a parallel argument to Windows Security - expecting everyone to know how to be a sysadmin without being a sysadmin.

        If MS should learn anything from Linux development, it's that free, on-line and open collaboration breeds better drivers and a more stable OS.

        Soko
        • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Interesting)

          by TopherC (412335) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:15AM (#6686754)
          I hate to admit it, but my nvidia drivers have been wreaking havok on my Linux laptop. I'm doing better now since I know to never close the lid or allow the screen to blank when running on batteries. The frequent crashes when starting and stopping X have been eliminated by not using VESA-fb anymore. But for a while my Linux system was crashing (complete system lockup) more often than a mid-90's Macintosh!! I can't think of a worse insult than that.

          I'm now testing out the more recent Nvidia drivers (4496) and it's good so far, but I haven't been using it for long and haven't tried anything "dangerous" yet. Earlier drivers (=2960) were MUCH more stable but I can't seem to revert back.

          I know this doesn't refute your argument. The nvidia drivers are proprietary with an open source wrapper. And with Linux machines running 100% open source drivers, I've seen uptimes that rivaled VMS systems. Genuine Linux kernel crashes on a stable system are so rare I've only seen two or three in 8 years of working with Linux on dozens of computers.

          But Linux is no better than Windows in that "3rd-party" (in this case proprietary) drivers are still allowed, are often necessary, and are most likely responsible for system crashes. Well, actually I see a Windows NT BSOD every couple of weeks, and if half of these are due to Windows code, then the Linux kernel is more stable by a couple orders of magnitude.
      • Re:Uhm, right... (Score:5, Interesting)

        by Nevo (690791) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:08AM (#6686683)
        That's just ignorant. Any device driver running on the system has complete control of the system. To architect an OS otherwise would take such a huge performance hit to make the OS unusable. Any device driver can blue screen a Windows machine. It's the nature of the beast. And it is in no way Microsoft's fault if a third party device driver does something that is clearly illegal according to the DDK. Read the other posts about the same thing being true of Linux kernel modules and PDP systems.
  • by sphealey (2855) * on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:37AM (#6686232)
    John Dvorak developed some interesting stats on XP crashes [pcmag.com] based on information given in a speech by Bill Gates. He works out that there are 25 millions blue screen crashes of XP per day. Interesting read. Also raises the question of exactly what happens to all those "crash reports".

    sPh

    • by pherris (314792) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:19AM (#6686793) Homepage Journal
      John Dvorak ... works out that there are 25 millions blue screen crashes of XP per day.
      25m per day? MS needs to start putting banner ads on them. During those nice long core dumps that could say something like "Special for today: upgrade to Microsoft Windows Server 2003 for only $999! Press your reset button to continue."
  • by Neil Watson (60859) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:38AM (#6686244) Homepage
    Assuming this is true, wouldn't this be an example of how closed source can contribute to programming mistakes? If developers had more access to the OS source could wouldn't they be less likely to affect it adversly with bad code?
  • So 50% of all system crashes are caused by 3rd party drivers and the other 50% are caused by Microsoft code.

    Sounds bad, but compared to the number of application crashes, the number of actual OS crashes is infinitesimal.
  • not to be believed! It is well known that Dr. Watson has a weakness for liquor, and fraternizes with a known cocaine addict.

    His conclusions are suspect, and so are his motives. It's elementary, really. Bill G should get Magnum P.I. or Simon and Simon to do this investigation.

  • by macshune (628296) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:40AM (#6686272) Journal
    SCO is responsible for the other half of crappy windows code. This is why Microsoft was so eager to buy a license.
  • Ring 0, Ring 3? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Gothmolly (148874) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:40AM (#6686277)
    Or really just One Ring to rule them all? An application in a protected-mode OS (running in Ring 3 of the x86 chip) can't touch kernel space (Ring 0). Now, if an OS vendor does things like put its GUI subsystem in Ring 3 (cough, NT, cough), and you let 3rd party people write drivers that 5uXX0r5, then yes, you can have a case where 3rd party code causes crashes. BUT YOU (MS) PUT THE GDI SUBSYSTEM IN USER SPACE!
    If the OS design is so poor, or hacks and compromises are made for gaming performance at the expense of stability, then you can't really complain when the system goes unstable.
    • Re:Ring 0, Ring 3? (Score:5, Informative)

      by jpmorgan (517966) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:07AM (#6686667) Homepage
      Dude, do you know what you're talking about? First, graphics drivers run in Ring0, along with most of the graphics subsystem. They haven't run in Ring3 since NT 3.51 days.

      Regardless, if a driver is running in the same memory space as the subsystem, a driver crash is going to take it out. It doesn't matter what ring the code is in. Again, back in NT 3.51 days graphics drivers were kept in seperate memory spaces, in ring3, but that was dropped due to piss poor performance.

      The GDI subsystem (several layers away from any graphics drivers) currently sprawls Ring0 and Ring3.

  • by k98sven (324383) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:40AM (#6686282) Journal
    What kind of third-party code are they talking about here?
    Userland applications or device drivers?

    As so many others undoubtedly already have remarked, an application, however shoddily written,
    should not bring down the whole OS.

    If they're talking device drivers.. well, that's a different issue entirely.

    On the other hand, if this is the case, what the heck is that MS certification process for?
  • So... (Score:5, Funny)

    by useosx (693652) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:41AM (#6686290)
    ...Slashdot poll: Is the cup half full or half empty?
  • by skermit (451840) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:41AM (#6686300) Homepage
    What he just admitted is that HALF of ALL crashes are Microsoft OS related. Every application that runs on a account for more than let's say 5% or 6% of total crashes, but Microsoft still has their full 50% share. That's STUPID-speak on his part. Way to instill company pride by shooting yourself in the foot, and then putting it in your mouth.
  • by rf0 (159958) <rghf@fsck.me.uk> on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:42AM (#6686308) Homepage
    I was googling for the 4 lines of C code that use to crash windows but came across this [keepersoflists.org]

    Rus
  • From the article:
    Charney's also reinforced Microsoft's message to developers and network administrators that they needed to build secure applications and networks "from the ground up".
    Perhaps Microsoft should take some of their own advice...I'm thinking with pretty much their entire product line...
  • by Obsequious (28966) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:44AM (#6686353) Homepage
    'rigor in which MS tests their products before release'.

    Hmm... What kind of 'rigor' is that, again? Rigor mortis?

  • by bugfixer (608434) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:45AM (#6686361)
    So I guess all of the crashes that I have experienced with Inernet Explorer can be blamed on the the third party software they stole from the University of California and Eolas Technologies Inc.
  • MS Blaster (Score:5, Funny)

    by SpaceRook (630389) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @10:54AM (#6686505)
    I think in the last day, the number of crashes due to Microsoft code has risen to 75%.
  • by FattMattP (86246) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:03AM (#6686608) Homepage
    In other news, the sky is blue.
  • by guacamolefoo (577448) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:16AM (#6686770) Homepage Journal
    Scene: Microsoft HQ
    Present: Emporer Gates, DBallmer

    Emporer Gates: Darth Ballmer, it has come to my attention that we do not possess 90% market share in certain aspects of our operation. Your performance diappoints me...

    Darth Balmer: Ook.(1)(2)(3) [Hooo...haaa...hooo...haaa](4)

    Emporer Gates: Our code causes only 50% of crashes, yet we control 95% of desktop computers...can you explain the ineffectiveness of our operation? Why are we lagging in this area?!?!?

    Darth Balmer: Ook. [Hoooo...haaaaa...hoooo...haaaa]

    Emporer Gates: Please put your army of flying monkey dark Jedi to work on this problem immediately. I expect results, Ballmer. You will not fail me in this, or you will be looking for bananas in the sodomy pits of the Hutts!

    Darth Balmer: Ook! [Hoooo...haaaaa...hoooo...haaaa]

    GF.

    (1) Monkeyboy [ntk.net]
    (2) Librarian [lspace.org]
    (3) I'm aware that it should be "Ape-boy" if the Librarian is an Orangutan, but if you don't tell the Librarian, I won't.
    (4) Darth Vader breathing sound
  • by istartedi (132515) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:30AM (#6686913) Journal

    Let's see... umm... A MS basher is someone who believes that half the bugs belong to MS. A MS apologist is someone who believes half the bugs belong to somebody else.

    Of course if you want to avoid emotional implications when describing the glass, you say "it's 50% water and 50% air". Likewise for this, except...

    If half the *code* in your system is written by somebody else, and they are responsable for half the bugs, then that tells you that you and the other guy are equally competent.

    Of course, you can spin those statistics anyway you like to suit your needs. Some programs are historicly more difficult to write than others. You could evaluate binary bytes, LOC, or number of binary files to get the spin you want.

    I'm willing to wager that MS and its partners are equally competent, since they draw on similar pools of talent. If there is any significant differential, things will tend to regress to the mean of proportional bugginess. For example, if a given vendor always writes buggy code they will eventually be replaced. If MS can't write something, they will eventually buy a company that can.

  • Reality Check... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by rmpotter (177221) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @11:55AM (#6687246) Homepage
    Um... where in the article does it say 3rd party code brings down the WHOLE O/S? In my experience the robustness of Windows has improved dramatically with every version (nevermind ME :-) I see individual applications crashing -- about 2 or 3 times a month. In fact, I typically go weeks and months between reboots (generally only when applying patches). There are plenty of things not to like about Windows, but the bad days of blue screens is a fading memory. Of course there are exceptions for odd hardware configurations and out-of-date drivers, but I've seen the same or worse problems with Linux support for oddball hardware.

    BTW -- you may have noticed that sometimes when an app "hangs", and displays a "not responding" message in Task Manager, it is actually still running just fine (though chewing up a ton of CPU). Depending on the problem I may wait it out until the process finishes or simply kill it. One of my gripes with MS is that sometimes I have to use a third-party tool (sysinternals.com) tool to kill runaway processes -- Task Manager is not always able to kill it. Not perfect, but it works.

    I think all of this applies to Windows server configurations also. I run IIS/ASP servers with dozens of users and applications. When configured so each account runs in its own memory space, with CPU utilization limits, NOBODY is able to bring down the whole web server with bad code -- just their own site.

    The fact is, most of us are so bigoted about our O/S of choice, we are unwilling to learn enough about the "enemy" to use it properly.
  • CNN Poll (Score:5, Funny)

    by Izeickl (529058) on Wednesday August 13 2003, @12:17PM (#6687513) Homepage
    A poll at CNN here here [cnn.com] shows how sometimes no matter what MS does a huge amount of people will be leaving themselves open to problems.

    " How are you planning to protect your PC from the LoveSan Internet 'worm' affecting Windows-based PCs?

    Going to load a patch from Microsoft 19%
    Have already loaded a patch from Microsoft 39%
    Doing nothing 41% "