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The Open Source Cookbook? 555

InspectorPraline asks: "I'm currently working on a cookbook that is intended to provide good food at a reasonable price - the kind of stuff you'd make before sitting down for a long coding session, with the occasional idea that would feed a LAN party. I've got some ideas I can put down, but the book would be quite thin, so I thought I'd put the call for submissions to Slashdot. I'm calling it 'The Open Source Cookbook,' and I'd release it under the GFDL, in PDF, ASCII text, and Word formats. Of course, I'd take submissions as comments here or via email. I'd 'publish' the book via the web once I got enough submissions to make the book at least about 40-50 pages in length or 30 recipes (whichever comes last), and as submissions came in I'd update the book. Anyway, I'm asking for submissions for the book, which could be recipes for dinners, lunches, even drinks. Two webpages that will serve as temporary homes for the project can be found here and here, and those addresses list my email as well as some submission guidelines. So, any ideas, folks?" Hey, if you ever wanted to share your favorite dishes with geeks around the world, this might be the way to do it. What great dishes have you prepared?
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  • by freeweed ( 309734 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:26PM (#3940550)
    I guess no one ever told the Slashdot editors not to play with their food... :)

  • Tux (Score:5, Funny)

    by akiy ( 56302 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:27PM (#3940560) Homepage
    I've got this amazing penguin dish...

  • ... the first post fry, some Gnu Stew beowulf tiered chocolate cake, Linux Lassi and some Apple Pie. If you are lucky you may get a recipe for Microsoftie ice cream ;)
  • by Raul654 ( 453029 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:29PM (#3940573) Homepage
    Open source cookbook?.... Mmmm....tastes like burning....
  • by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:29PM (#3940575)
    Ars Technica Cookbook of Bachelor Chow [flyingember.com]. (From this [slashdot.org] slashdot story.
  • An MLT (Score:3, Funny)

    by Da J Rob ( 469571 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:30PM (#3940582) Homepage
    The greatest thing in the world, is a nice MLT- mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that.
  • by edrugtrader ( 442064 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:30PM (#3940583) Homepage
    why not just make a web page with a database full of the recipes... let me log in and customize what recipes i want, and then create my own pdf/ascii/doc of my CUSTOMIZED cookbook?
    • If only you had thought of this six years ago, you'd be a billionaire now. Assuming you sold all your stock before the bubble burst. Which you probably wouldn't, because almost no one did. But you would have been a billionaire for a few months, which is more than they rest of us.
    • I was wondering what happened to edrugtrader. That sucks. I had just discovered it like 2 days before it went down.

      ObRecipe: 1 box Kraft Cheese & Macaroni :) 1 small can of tuna (I prefer the water kind instead of oily), 1 can of english peas and 1 sm can of cream of mushroom soup. Cook the mac & cheese according to box. While you're waiting, strain the tuna & the peas. Once mac & cheese is ready, throw everything else in & heat it until it's hot or you think it's done, whichever is longer. Eat what you can, save the rest, it heats up well.

      It's the only damn thing I know how to make, but it convinced my daughter that I'm a good cook :)
  • I had one extention cord with a coffee maker on it. I used to make Ramen noodles and Chef Boyardee Ravioli in it.

    Ahhh, the good old days.

  • An "Open Source Cookbook" would simply be a list of local pizza delivery places, and the hours they're open.

    Real geeks don't cook, they code. ;-)
  • Potato Soup (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Callamon ( 575967 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:31PM (#3940596)
    I can't really take credit for this one, as a friend showed it to me, but it's a really good and easy to make potato soup.

    1 Can of campell's Cream of Potato soup (with 1 can of milk)

    1 Can Chunky Baked Potato w/bacon & chives

    1 Can Baxter's Potato and Leek soup

    Mix it all together, and slow-cook it for about 20 minutes (boil it for at least 5), add salt/pepper to taste!

    • by bscott ( 460706 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:40PM (#3940659)
      Callamon wrote:
      > but it's a really good and easy to make potato soup.
      >
      > 1 Can of campell's Cream of Potato soup (with 1 can of milk)
      > 1 Can Chunky Baked Potato w/bacon & chives
      > 1 Can Baxter's Potato and Leek soup

      You can make potato soup out of nothing more than potato soup, potato soup and potato soup? Astonishing.
    • by Callamon ( 575967 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:45PM (#3940699)
      A little more difficult than the soup.. but this one is actually my mother's recipe.

      1 Box of Kraft Mac 'n Cheese

      1 Can Campell's Cream of Mushroom soup

      1 can of Starkist Tuna in spring water

      1/4 cup butter

      1/2 cup milk

      Some crushed potato chips (ruffles work best)

      Preheat oven to 350. Boil and drain the noodles (do not rinse).
      Mix in the cheese powder, milk, butter, tuna, and soup with the noodles, and pour into a casserole dish.
      Sprinkle a layer of crushed potato chips on top. Bake uncovered at 350 for 30-45 minutes.

      Use more butter if you want it a little sweeter, and more milk if you want it creamier.

    • Even better, peel 6 potatoes and boil till soft. Mash up, add enough milk or cream to reach a soupy consistancy, put in some flour, salt, and pepper. Serve with sour cream, cheese, and green onions on top.

      That, my friends, is a dish of the gods. You can't eat it fast enough.
    • You remind me of the story "Stone Soup"

      Here:
      Click [triumf.ca]

  • Check here first (Score:2, Insightful)

    by palme999 ( 82528 )
    Might check the following when Slashdot did an earlier article on a "Geek Food" cookbook by arstechnica.

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/02/01/142324 1
  • That Other Site [kuro5hin.org] did an almost exact article many months ago called Code Food [kuro5hin.org] that's worth looking at. Their aim was stuff that was relatively quick, stored well, and could be easily done in big batches. There's some genuinely good recipes in there too :)
  • I'm not sure if this is a clinical fact, but for me personally, eating and coding doesn't work. My brain turns to mush and it's a distraction. In fact, I find I do my best coding on an empty stomach. On ocassion I'll have a jug of water handy, but other than that, for me food + code = more bugs than a Windoze OS.
  • by Dr_Marvin_Monroe ( 550052 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:34PM (#3940622)
    That's my favorite LAN party drink by far....the Red get's you up while the vodka makes the killing oooooh so easy.....
  • Food for coding sessions, say you? Things which are easy to cook, readily available ingredients?

    I code; you want me to cook too? What, and have the circus people after me? ("It codes in 5 different languages AAAAAND it cooks lasagna! Step closer!")

    Thanks. If you have a list of phone numbers for fast food delivery places, I'm your man, though.

    God didn't create all this in 6 days AND cook. _Someone_ must have been delivering, even back then.

  • look at their web site.
  • ehhh (Score:5, Insightful)

    by MisterBlister ( 539957 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:36PM (#3940630) Homepage
    Aren't there like a billion cooking/recipe sites already? Untold number of geocities homepages with Aunt Maude's favorite dishes? Geeks eat pretty much the same food as everyone else (though some clearly eat more than others!).. I don't really see the need for this. Is Big Business trying to snuff out free trade of recipies? Does everything need to be equated to the Open Source movement?

    Jeez.

  • ...they order delivery sushi!

    Mmmm.....delivery sushi in San Francisco.......
    • only wimps order sushi. Real programmers will always order pizza; the empty pizza box is an icon of hacker culture, whereas the pizza slice oozing cheese all over the monitor will keep anyone away from your sacred workstation.
  • Bachelor dishes! (Score:5, Informative)

    by t0qer ( 230538 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:36PM (#3940636) Homepage Journal
    Before I got married I ate the following.

    Tuna Mac
    1 can of tuna
    1 can of macaroni and cheese
    1 tsp black pepper

    Cook macaroni like you normally would. When done cooking drain tuna and mix with macaroni. Pepper to taste.

    Dennisons Chili Chimichanga's
    1 Can of dennisons chilie
    3 cups of shredded cheese
    6 flour tortilla's

    Use equal amounts of cheese and chili and wrap the ends. Fry in a pan till golden brown.

    Chili Relleno's
    2 tblspoons of flour
    1 egg white
    1 Can of whole green chili's
    Cheese cut into sticks.

    Mix the flour and egg white. Stuff the chili pepper with a stick of cheese, then dip in the batter. Fry in a pan until it is brown and the cheese is melted.

    Open source Salsa

    Everyone brings the hottest chili's they can find. Add tomato paste and chilis to a food processor. Mix until you have a nice salsa like texture. Have a contest to see who can eat the most.

    --toq
    • This is likely the best eats!

      The best part about this being an Open Source idea, and basically all replies are subject now to that licence.

      People could build better recipies which would be fucking awsome.

  • The best cooks in the world dump things in until it looks, feels, and tastes right. Their measuring cup is a scoop only. It takes YEARS of practice to get this good, I've managed to do a few meals this way that turned out great, but many that were about what you can get anywhere, and a few disasters.

    Good cooking takes time. Be prepared to spend time at it. It is all worth it when you get a compliment from someone you want to impress. (S.O. or clients) However you have to make the mistakes on your own first. (The good S.O. will wait them out, the clients never will)

    Note though that there are a few things that tolerate NO variance at all, and you must get them perfect. In those cases make sure you measure by weight, not volumn.

    • That is true... except the years part.

      I learned to cook from my grandmother. I would go over - and she would have a different recipe for me to make each time. anytime I would ask how much of an ingredient to put in she would just look at me, shrug and say "uuhhhh" - I never follow quantities except for a general guide.

      so - here is my favorite dish:

      1 package of boneless skinless chicken brests (4 or 6)
      some red potatoes (or wbrown/white/whatever)
      1 large onion
      3 stalks of celery
      1 package of onion soup mix
      1 bottle of gin (beafeaters)
      1 bottle of tonic (generic)
      1 glass
      1 frying pan
      1 large oven backing dish (12x18x2 or so)
      some ice

      step one: put ice in glass, fil half with gin, half with tonic.
      Step two: drink
      3: wash chicken (you should always wash your meats)
      4: drink
      5: cut up potatoes into 1 inch or so cubes
      6: drink
      7: cut up onion into 1 inch squares
      8: drink
      9: cut up celery into 1 inch units
      10: cook potatoes in frying pan in olive oil till mostly done and browned on sides.
      11: sear chicken on all sides so it is white. do not cook the chicken in the frying pan - just sear it.
      12. combine all components (except onion soup mix) in oven cooking dish.
      13: mix onion soup mix with a little bit of water in a bowl. add in any spices you like (except salt - soup mix provides plenty) dried basil -
      pepper - garlic etc...
      14: drink
      15: pour the onion soup mix/spices over ingredients in oven dish. There should be about a quarter of and inch of liquid in the bottom of the dish.
      16: put in oven for about 45 minutes at 275-350 depending on your patience level.
      17: go back to neverwinter nights while it cooks.
      18: drink.

      check on it every 20 minutes... you will want the tops of the chicken to be baked brown - then you know is done. put it on a lower heat if you tend to forget that you have shit in the oven. like 250 or 225... then it will take a lot longer - but you wont ruin it if you cant get out of the dungeon when you want to, trust me.

      I also add: teryaki sauce from costco. worschester sauce, balsamic vineger.

      mmmm mmmm good.

  • My boyfriend introduced me to this delicious, no-bake confection, which can be found commercially, but it's simple to make them on your own. There are a couple of different recipes; the essentials are a base composed largely of graham cracker crumbs, chopped nuts, and coconut, topped with a layer of custard, with chocolate spread atop that. I haven't the recipe with me, however.

    hyacinthus.
  • Repeat story (Score:5, Insightful)

    by knodi ( 93913 ) <softwaredeveloper@gma i l . c om> on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:38PM (#3940651) Homepage
    Been there, done that [slashdot.org]

    Not an EXACT duplicate, but the answer to his question is "rip off every recipe mentioned in this book".

    Been done.

    Wanna do it better? Listen to the poster who said you should make a web accessible database of recipes. Then anyone can search based on available ingredients ("what can I make with this crap in my pantry?"), dish-name ("what can I bring to a theme-potluck?"), and holiday affilation (obvious applications).

  • by e-gold ( 36755 )
    (It's possible to make it about 5% better with real salsa, but the hell with it, I use Pace because I DON'T want to chop for an hour!)

    1 large jar Pace brand medium picante sauce (yellow lid, the red lid stuff's too hot even for me!). Use the thick variety for dips if you can find it, as the lime juice makes it drippy otherwise.
    2 large (Florida) avocados, ripe so they peal easily.
    Celantro, about 1 tablespoon, finely chopped.
    Parsley, same quantity (optional, but the celantro is necessary!).
    Juice of 2 limes or lemons (use one if you can't find the dip kind of Pace Picante).
    Salt, pepper, and red hotsauce, to taste.
    Fritos "Scoops" brand chips (no other kind will do!)

    Mix Celantro, salt, pepper, hotsauce, and parsley with peeled avocados using a fork, while it is still too chunky add the picante sauce and keep mashing the mixture with a fork. Remember, you can easily add more picante, but it's tough to subtract, so make it for the person who likes "spicy" the least, if you're being polite. This recipe is great to modify slightly, my last batch was "garlic guac" because I had some roasted garlic left over -- delicious. Have fun.
    JMR
  • PostModern Casserole (Score:3, Interesting)

    by friscolr ( 124774 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:39PM (#3940658) Homepage
    here's my recipe for a casserole. the name comes from a book i had lying around, couldn't think of anything else.

    Here is a photo plus the recipe [blackant.net], in case anyone wants to link to it. It doesn't take much preparation but takes a long cooking time, so halfway through your all night coding session you'll have a good meal.

    PostModern Casserole

    Ingredients

    1 package sobe noodles
    1 green pepper
    1 onion
    1 measurement quinoa
    2 measurements nutrional yeast
    1 measurement thyme
    1 quantity tempeh
    1 spoonful rocoto salsa*

    Preparation

    Cut green pepper,onion and tempeh.
    Fry the onion and tempeh on low heat in some oil.
    Cook sobe noodles quite al dente.
    Pour noodles and water into crock pot (you better not have too much water)
    Dump pepper, onion, tempeh and quinoa into the crock pot.
    Mix in thyme, rocoto and nutritional yeast.
    Sprinkle layer of nutritional yeast on top of food.
    Place lid on crock pot and leave on low for a few hours, or on high for less time.
    It's done when the quinoa is cooked, there is no sitting water and you're hungry.

    Optional
    Add corn and calamata olives.

    * not meant to be too hot. remember - good hot stuff is tasty first, hot second.

    one more thing, it's vegan and has enough fiber for even CowboyNeal.

  • This might be a somewhat regional drink, since when i was out in PA last year i had to teach the bartender how to make one, and the guy next to me at the bar thought i was from kansas since i ordered one (kansas is sorta close to fargo i guess). but anyway to make a bulldog take a glass full of ice put a shot of vodka (or rum for a rumdog), a shot of kahlua, a shot of cream or half/half, and top the glass off with coke. Tastes like chocolate milk. mmmm

    Wang33
  • by PD ( 9577 )
    1 lb spaghetti, or other pasta
    1 lb of hamburger
    1 little can of tomato paste
    about a cup of ketchup
    about a cup of spaghetti sauce
    about a half cup of water
    1 onion
    oregano
    salt and pepper

    -Chop up the onion into little pieces, or slivers, or whatever.
    -Start the spaghetti boiling in a big pot.
    -Brown the onions in a big skillet with a little butter or oil until they are cooked.
    -Add the hamburger to the skillet with the cooked onions and brown that. Salt and pepper the hamburger.
    -After the hamburger is done, add the water, oregano, tomato paste, spaghetti sauce, and ketchup. Don't skimp on the ketchup, it's the secret ingredient.
    -Simmer that a while on very low heat
    -after the pasta is done cooking, mix it up with the sauce.
    -Eat.

    It's a little tastier than the regular spaghetti sauce/hamburger and pasta combination. This recipie is open source. Feel free to modify the quantities and/or actual ingredients to suit your curiosity. If you serve it to friends and they like it, you are obligated to tell them how to make it if they ask.
  • One night while playing Talisman with a group of my friends, we discoverd that if you start oozing the easy cheese into a bowl of kettle korn. The string of cheese will not break off. It will pick up a bunch of the kettle corn where you than can dump the whole cheese string of kettle corn into your mouth. No fuss no muss.

    and yes we were all high. :-)
  • Delicious with Spaghetti Code.

    Jeff
  • Pasta Pomodoro (Score:3, Informative)

    by igomaniac ( 409731 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:44PM (#3940697)
    Since only jokes have been posted so far, I'll try something else -- a real recipe that anyone can cook, in less than 15 minutes with very good results... Pasta with fresh tomatoes:

    You need per person:

    • 200g Spagetti or other kind of pasta
    • 2-3 fresh ripe red tomatoes

    Start boiling water (as this is the the task that takes longest to complete), put some salt in the water (a tablespoon).

    Split the tomatoes open, get rid of all the watery goo and seeds so only the firm flesh of the tomatoes remain. Chop them as finely as you can be bothered to.

    Put some oil in a frying pan, put the pan on the heat and finely chop the garlic. Put the garlic in the pan, and then before it turns brown (that is after 10 seconds) add the tomatoes.

    When the water boils, add the pasta. If you don't turn down the heat very much, so the water continues to boil violently you don't have to stir very much ;-)

    Keep stirring the tomatoes around until they turn soft and start looking a bit like sauce. Check if the pasta is finished by getting a strand out of the boiling water once in a while and biting it. If it doesn't have a hard core, it's finished.

    Get rid of the water for the pasta. Add tomatoes to pasta, add some extra virgin olive oil and stir. Put on plates, sprinkle with grated chese and some leaves of basil if available...

    There you go, one of my favourite easy dishes...

  • 1 cup of whole milk
    1 cup of chocolate ice cream
    1 cup of sugar
    5 tbsp of chocolate syrup
    750g of semi-sweet chocolate chips
    1 cup of chopped celery

    Melt the chocolate chips in a double boiler on low. Once melted, slowly stir in sugar.

    Empty the cup of ice cream into a small bowl and blend the it with the cup of whole milk. Once thick and frothy, pour the syrup evenly over the top of the mix.

    Finally, discard the small bowl and eat the cup of celery. If you actually looked at that recipe above and thought "That sounds like a good recipe" you probably need the celery.
  • Ingredients:

    (10-15) Cups Grits, Hot
    (1) Natalie Portman
    Slather until well covered.

    Enjoy!

  • Take 2 chicken breasts, boil them in water until cooked thoroughly.
    Drain water, dice into small, bite size chicken pieces. It's ok to kind of shred it into chicken fragments.
    Add 1 stick of Philly Cream Cheese, 1 16oz. bottle of your favorite salsa.
    Cook over low heat until cream cheese melts. Stir frequently.
    Serve with tortilla chips.

    This makes the best salsa you'll ever taste in your life, plus it only takes about 15 minutes. Perfect for the LAN party, or just for munchies for any occasion. Try it, it's really simple to make and tastes awesome. All of my friends that have tried it begged me to tell them how to make it, even the ones that don't know how to cook.
  • hot dogs (Score:5, Funny)

    by greenrom ( 576281 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:46PM (#3940716)
    In college I cooked some hot dogs by putting metal forks in each end of the hot dog and running 120V through it. Hot dogs have just enough conductivity so that this works well.

    I've also cooked hot dogs using 1000W heat guns for heat-shrink tubing. Not as much fun as using 120V, but still very effective.

    • Re:hot dogs (Score:3, Funny)

      by FunkyRat ( 36011 )

      In college I cooked some hot dogs by putting metal forks in each end of the hot dog and running 120V through it. Hot dogs have just enough conductivity so that this works well.
      Oddly enough, I remember in the late '60s my parents had a small appliance that did just that. It had six prongs on each side between which you would skewer your hot dogs. Then you plugged it in and the fun began. Sort of like watching a botched execution by electric chair. Come to think of it, the hot dogs smelled and tasted about the same too. Now that I reflect on it, I believe I have some unresolved traumas from the whole experience!
  • by zulux ( 112259 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:47PM (#3940719) Homepage Journal

    Ingredients:
    Top-Ramen or other brand - Pork Flavor.
    Worstishire Sauce - to taste (1 tea-spoon)
    Sugar to taste (1 tea-spoon)

    Prepare:
    Boil noodles until tender, drain, add half of flavoring packet
    Add Werstishier sauce and sugar to taste. Mix to coat and enjoy.

    Cultural Note: Worstishire sauce is a western copy of Ease-Asian fish sauce. It shares the same roots as English Brown Sauce and Tomatoe Ketsup and Portuguese Fish Sauce.

    Real dried Yakisoba can be purchased at most Japanese food stores - It's made by Nissin and has the English word 'BIG' written large on the package.

    This recipe is primarily for those who live far from said store.
  • ... but it was gone. Bugger.
  • by timothy ( 36799 )
    I've long hungered for such a book. Important thought IMO: Each recipe should be indexed many ways! (or at least make heavy use of icons and color coding)

    o ease of preparation -- so you know whether you're really up for it when it's later than you want to be using your brain for much

    o calorie count -- I'd love to see a book with a list of all of its recipes arranged by total calories (in an appendix of course; wouldn't make a very good basic organization)

    o basic taste category -- each item might be in more than one category, but they could include things like:

    • Sweet
    • Savory
    • Spicy
    • Bland
    • Bittersweet
    • Fruity

    o Origin -- by part of the world, and if possible, time-frame. I like cookbooks that have lots of lore about the foods they describe.

    o Time to Prepare, with categories like:

    • You're done (marshmallows, uncooked)
    • Quick, no attendance (anything nuked)
    • Quick, attendance required (stovetop foods)
    • Slow, no attendance (crockpot, pot roast)
    • Slow, attendance required (cheese soup)

    o Messiness:

    • Clean (banana, eaten quickly)
    • Moderately Clean (sandwich)
    • Moderately Messy (ribs)
    • Abandon ship (smores served on napkins)

    Good luck with this project!

  • Tuna mayo pasta... (Score:2, Interesting)

    by deepstephen ( 149398 )

    I'm no nutrition expert, but what I do know is that if you're about to start a long coding run you're going to need some food that'll give you a good slow release of energy and isn't too heavy so it won't make you feel drowsy. I am speaking, of course, of pasta.

    Tuna Mayonnaise Pasta

    1 small tin of tuna
    2 tblsp mayonnaise
    100g pasta

    Boil the pasta as directed. Meanwhile empty the tuna into a bowl, mash with a fork, and mix in the mayonnaise. When the pasta is cooked, stir in the tuna mayonnaise mixture.

    You can also add some finely chopped spring onion, or sweetcorn, or peas, or anything you like, to liven it up a bit.

    This is probably my all-time favourite recipe. It's incredibly simple and quick, it tastes great and I've produced some of my best work on it. :-)

  • ...a recipe for CmdrTaco(s).
  • by bravehamster ( 44836 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:49PM (#3940729) Homepage Journal
    Crumbs'n'cheese

    Prep Time: 2 minutes

    Instructions:

    Take one (1) almost empty doritos bag.
    Crush all the remaining chips into a very small pieces while still in the bag
    Pour the crushed contents of the bag into a cereal bowl
    Add generous amounts of sharp cheddar cheese
    Mix thoroughly (hand mix for best results)
    Microwave on high for thirty (30) seconds.
    Stir (do not hand stir, contents will be hot)
    Microwave on high for an additional thirty (30) seconds.
    Remove from microwave and enjoy.

    This recipe is released for licence under the GRL (GNU Recipe License).

    --------------

    P.S. Don't let your significant other see you doing this.

  • by God! Awful ( 181117 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:49PM (#3940732) Journal
    You can't have an open-source cookbook without the ever-famous Nieman Marcus cookie recipe:

    2 cups butter
    4 cups flower
    2 tsp. soda
    2 cups sugar
    5 cups blended oatmeal**
    24 oz. chocolate chips
    2 cups brown sugar
    1 tsp. salt
    1 8oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
    4 eggs
    2 tsp. baking powder
    3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
    2 tsp. vanilla

    ** measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.

    THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!

    -a
  • I know this won't help make your cookbook longer, but something I like is:

    Take a tortilla and cover it with cream cheese. The put some minced green chiles and black olives on top. Heat it up slightly to make it a little warm and easy to roll. Roll it up like in a log, and cut it like sushi. Serve flat so that you can see the spiral. Easy and cheap to make, and it tastes wonderful!

    You can obviously do this with more than one tortilla if you want more yeild.

  • G.O.R.F. (Score:2, Funny)

    by dzurn ( 62738 )
    How could they miss the Gallery of Regrettable Food [lileks.com]?
  • Put pork chops in a pan with the heat turned on to medium. Season them on one side. Cook them until they're done on that side and flip them over. There will be a lot of juice in the pan because the heat isn't high enough for it to burn off. The pork chops get really tender and taste really good.
  • Any geek worth his salt just orders out pizza and gets back to coding. Lazy cooking bastard! In my day we didn't even leave to go the bathroom, we just ... well that's another story I guess.
  • Commander Taco Salad (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Graff ( 532189 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:57PM (#3940795)
    1 pound of ground beef
    1 packet of taco seasoning
    1 teaspoon garlic powder
    1 head of iceburg lettuce
    2 ripe tomatoes
    1 large onion
    1 medium bottle of french dressing
    1 medium bag of nacho chips (Doritos work great)
    16 ounces of cheddar cheese, diced or shredded.

    Brown and drain the ground beef. Add the taco seasoning and the garlic powder to the browned beef. Set aside and allow to cool.

    Shread the lettuce. Dice the tomatoes and the onion and add to the lettuce.

    Coarsely crush the nacho chips. Leave them in the bag until you are ready to serve the salad.

    Just before serving, combine all of the ingredients in a large bowl and toss gently. Make sure to evenly distribute all ingredients.

    The key is to do all the steps separately and then combine them just before you serve. This makes the salad still crunchy and that's when it tastes best

    This recipe is very popular at lan parties and cookouts. It makes a large amount of taco salad, but it gets eaten quickly.
  • RecipeSource (Score:5, Informative)

    by johnlenin1 ( 140093 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @06:57PM (#3940800)

    There is a great archive of recipes (more than 70,000) at RecipeSource [recipesource.com]. It's free, searchable, well-organized, and you can submit recipes [recipesource.com] too.

  • Here's how we cooked in college -- it's perfect for computer programmers and LAN parties too!

    PIZZA

    Ingredients:
    • Money
    • Telephone
    • Phone Book
    Directions:
    1. With phone book, look up the number for Papa John's.
    2. Using the telephone, dial Papa John's.
    3. Holding phone to ear, give description of pizza to Papa John's employee.
    4. Wait 20-30 minutes, or until doorbell rings.
    5. Pay for pizza.

    • PIZZA

      Ingredients:
      Telephone
      Phone book.

      Directions:
      1:wait for 45 minute base closure.
      2:call dominoes
      3:place order
      4:wait 40 minutes
      5:get pizza free.

      of course its no longer free if later then 30 minutes, but we sure ate a lot of pizza for free!

      we always tipped well.
  • Beer Bread is a VERY simple recipe. I will share it here.

    3 Cups of Flour
    2 Tablespoons of Sugar
    1 Packet Yeast
    1 Stick of butter
    1 Can of Beer

    Let the beer sit until warm. Open it and pour in the yeast. Add the sugar. Stir. Let sit for a minute.

    Melt 1/2 stick of butter.

    Pour flour, beer mixture, and melted butter into a bowl. Stir into batter. Kneed with additional flour until it forms a nice ball.

    Let rise. (an hour or 2)

    Put into greased bread pan.

    Melt other half of stick of butter, pour over dough.

    Cook at 300 for a hour or until a knife stuck in comes out clean.

    (Note: Amount of sugar and rising time can vary, but use this unless you have got the hang of making bread. It's not hard.)
  • Go here [hormel.com] and learn to cook spam.
  • by cybermace5 ( 446439 ) <g.ryan@macetech.com> on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @07:11PM (#3940877) Homepage Journal
    This is a really delicious pizza, not like anything you've tasted before. Most people eat it and ask how to make it, before even realizing it's meatless. You could probably throw some boiled, cubed chicken on there if you want to.

    Here goes:

    Fresh Salsa:
    1 large tomato
    1 can chopped green chiles (it's a small can)
    1 large white onion
    1 can sliced black olives
    1/3 cup chopped fresh cilantro (it's really cheap and available at any store)
    Salt and pepper

    Chop everything up and mix it in a bowl. Cover and refrigerate for as long as you can before making the pizza. A couple hours would be best, but it's still ok made right before.

    Preheat oven to 400.

    Pizza Crust (a good crust for any pizza, even sliced into breadsticks)
    For a thick crust, double everything.
    1 cup warm water
    1 tbsp. yeast powder (1 packet)
    1 tsp. salt
    1 tbsp. sugar
    1 tbsp. vegetable oil
    All-purpose flour (NOT self-rising!)

    Mix everything except the flour into a large bowl. Begin stirring in flour until it reaches dough consistency, it's going to be somewhere around four cups, more or less. For non-bread-makers, it's going to be squishy and sticky, kind of stretchy. Knead the dough (squish and fold on a floured surface, throw some flour on top) until you have a smooth ball of dough. Roll this out into the size of your pizza pan, fold over the edges so it doesn't hang over.

    The Pizza:
    Fresh Salsa (above)
    Pizza Crust (above)
    2 cups grated Montery Jack cheese
    1 cubed avocado
    Cumin

    Put down the pizza crust on the pan, cover the bottom with cheese, then spread the salsa and avocados on top. Lightly dust with cumin right from the shaker. Bake the pizza for about 18-22 minutes, or as long as it takes for the crust to turn a light brown.

    One of the best pizzas I have ever eaten. It's not as hard as it sounds, you really spend a total of 30 minutes in the kitchen, max.
  • If you're coding in BASIC, you cook Sphagetti.

  • Ingredients:
    1/2 to 1 lb Ground beef
    1 Can Refried Beans
    2 Rolls Instant Biscuits (them flaky ones rock!)
    1 Packet Taco Seasoning (Ortega)
    4 cups graded Cheddar Cheese

    Press biscuits on bottom of a greased(Pam) 9"x14" pan until covered. Cook hamburger following directions on Taco seasoning mix. Mix in refried beans. Spread Taco meat/bean mix over biscuits. Evenly spread grated cheese over top. Cook following biscuit instructions (usually about (400-425F) or until cheese begins to bubble and turn brown.

    Serve with salsa, chopped lettuce, onions, tomato, etc. Quick and easy recipe that serves at least four people.
  • If you really want simple, put a slab of beef in a pot of boiling water (that's what the english do). It tastes terrible.

    Really, if I can offer the suggestion, what you should do is provide a section on how to LEARN how to make basic preparations. How to fry, how to braise, how to mince. How to season properly, and with what seasonings for different ethnic varieties. Having that sort of knowledge will let you cook well even without a recipe!

    .
  • by Osty ( 16825 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @07:14PM (#3940905)

    Perfect for college students and people who can't afford/don't want to pay for more expensive food, there's always the Ramen Recipe Database [mattfischer.com] (quick link to all recipes [mattfischer.com]). Over 200 recipes and counting. It's amazing what people can do with Ramen when they try. Ramen by itself may not be all that nutritious, but with a little imagination you can make a full meal out of one of those little $0.15 packages.

  • The Usenet Cookbook (Score:5, Informative)

    by smartin ( 942 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @07:18PM (#3940929)
    A long time ago before Usenet was only useful for p0rn and warez there was the Usenet Cookbook. It was distributed in the newsgroup rec.food.recipes. The moderator put together a set of troff macros and templates and people posted recipes to the group. The moderator would edit the postings and release a couple of recipes a week (to save bandwidth).

    Copies are still floating around the net this [lysator.liu.se] seems like a good place to start. I printed the whole thing out several years ago and it took a couple of packages of paper.
  • mashed potato (home made is best but powdered works in a pinch.)
    1 pkg frozen mixed veggies
    a fair amount of your favorite cheese
    paprika, salt and pepper to taste

    prepare mashed potatoes and veggies according to directions on their respective packages, drain veggies and mix with potatoes. lay down a layer of the potatoe/veg mix in a casserole dish, then a layer of cheese, alternating until you top the dish (finish with a cheese layer). sprinkle some paprika on top of the cheese for color and a bit of taste and pop in the oven for long enough to melt the cheese.

    sticks to your ribs, is good enough for the next day and works as a side dish or a main dish in it's own right.
  • for Marinating

    6 prawns
    chilli powder
    turmeric powder
    salt & limejuice: all to taste
    2 tsp virgin oil

    Masala

    3 tsp coconut oil
    ¼ tsp mustard seeds
    5-6 curry leaves
    2 slit green chillies
    1 tsp ginger
    ½ tsp chopped garlic
    ½ chopped onion
    1 tbsp coriander powder
    1 tsp red chilli powder
    ¼ tsp crushed black pepper
    ¼ tsp turmeric powder
    ½ chopped tomato
    ¼ up coconut milk
    salt to taste

    Marinate the prawns for 10 minutes in a mix of chilli powder, turmeric powder, salt & limejuice. Heat oil in pan and sauté the marinated prawns on a low flame for 5 minutes. Once done, keep aside.

    For the main preparation, heat oil in a pan and crackle mustard seeds. Add curry leaves, green chillies, ginger , chopped garlic, chopped onion, coriander powder, red chilli powder, crushed black pepper, turmeric powder, chopped tomato. Sauté till onions turn brown.

    Now add the prawns and cook for 5 minutes with the lid on. Now remove the lid and cook for another 5 minutes to allow the gravy to reduce to a semi dry consistency. The dish is ready when the prawns have turned dark brown in colour.

    Now add coconut milk. Cook for another ½ a minute. Add salt to taste and serve with rice or bread.

    Yummy..
  • Change quantities as needed, I haven't made this in a while, so YMMV. This is an 'original' recipe, which I'm going to GPL here ;)

    1 cup rice (best rice 'Baldo', impossible to find here in North America, second best 'Arborio' very easy to find in the 'ethnic' section of the supermarket) stay away from instant rice for this
    2-4 cups of broth (depends from a lot of factors)
    1 tbsp (or thereabouts) of butter or olive oil
    1-2 cup(s) (total) of cheese(s) cubed in very small cubes, the more the cheese, the cheesier the result (no, really ;)
    seasoning to taste (usually 1tsp of a mix of herbs with oregano)

    Have the broth ready and warm in a pot next to the pot you'll make the risotto in.

    Put the butter/oil in a pot (non-stick) and melt it, then dump the rice in and fry it for a few minutes, the objective is to enhance the flavour, not really to cook it. Keep the heat to 3/4 I'd say.

    After the frying is done, pour about a ladle (1/2 cup to a cup) of hot broth in the pot on top of the rice, and stir things around with a wooden spoon. During this phase of the preparation keep stirring at least every 30 seconds to a minute.

    When the rice gets 'drier' (i.e. the broth you put in evaporated/got absorbed) add another ladle of broth, and keep going for about 12-14 minutes (can't be precise, it depends from the rice that you're using, trial and error is key here).

    Don't ever 'drown' the rice, otherwise the temperature will go down and it won't taste as good: add about 1/2 cup of broth at a time tops.

    About a minute or two before the time is up when the rice is moist but there's no broth floating around, you dump in all the chopped cheese and the herbs: stir vigorously for the remaining minute of cooking in order to mix things well and to get the cheese to melt. The consistency of the risotto will differ depending on how long you'll cook the cheese (obviously) for a mix of soft/hard cheeses, I'd say a minute is a good place to start.

    Now turn off the stove and *immediately* cover the pot with a damp cloth, and leave it alone for about two to three minutes (this enhances the flavour quite a bit).

    Take out and serve: if done right the rice will basically melt in your mouth with a subtle taste of cheese and herbs (consistency similar to sort of chunky mashed potatoes), every time I made this dish it was always a hit, and it's not hard at all once you've tried it a few times for yourself. You really have to get the timing right for the rice that you use and your stove/cheese combination, but once you nail that, you can cook this basically with your eyes closed.

  • What cookbook would be complete without a great chicken wing recipe? [raleigh.nc.us]
  • Rice is great, in that you can eat it for days, and it's relatively clean as long as you're reasonable while shoveling it in.

    ¾ cup of long grain rice
    1 clove of garlic, diced
    1 14oz can chicken broth
    4 oz. tomato sauce
    2 tbsp butter
    1 anaheim or poblano chile - fried in butter or oil, peeled, and diced
    ¼ cup diced red bell peppers
    1/3 cup white onions, chopped
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 tsp chicken base

    Fry the chile and dice. Fry the peppers. Soak rice in a medium pot in VERY hot water for 10 minutes. Rinse in cold water, let excess water drain off.

    In a blender, combine garlic, tomato sauce, ½ can chicken broth, chicken base.

    Lightly brown the rice in the butter over medium heat. When the rice is golden brown, add the diced chiles, peppers and onions, and continue cooking until onions are translucent. Stir often and do not let stick.

    Add broth mixture from blender and continue to cook for 7 minutes, stirring often.

    Add remaining broth and salt. As soon as rice comes to a full boil, turn heat to low and cover for 20 minutes.

    Stir, and cook an additional 5 minutes.
  • Nick Adams, as you may or may not know, is a frequent character in many Ernest Hemingway short stories. In one of these stories, this sandwich is well described. I now make it frequently -- it definately falls under the category of "comfort food."

    • 1 or 2 eggs (depends on you)
    • 2 slices of bread
    • Shredded cheddar cheese
    • 1 slice of ham (thick)
    • 2 pats of butter

    First I fry the ham in the frying pan, letting it get pretty dry with slight signs of being cooked. Do not use oil for this.

    After the ham is done put it aside. Put 1 pat of butter in the pan and let it melt. Over medium-high heat fry the egg(s) over hard. That is usually done by breaking the yolks after cooking the first side and flipping the egg.

    When the egg is nearly done sprinkle shredded cheese on top and put the ham on the cheese. Place a slice of buttered, toasted bread on top of that.

    After the cheese has melted, place the whole thing on the other piece of bread.

    Voila! A Nick Adams Sandwich. Watch your waistline!

  • Okay,

    Take two eggs, break them into a bowl, add two tablespoons of milk per egg, and salt and pepper to taste.
    Then, add half a teaspoon of curry powder and half a teaspoon of chilli powder or chilli flakes (more or less depending on the strength of the powder). Grate a cup of cheese in the bowl with the eggs etc.
    At this point you can also throw in (as some friends of mine did) either tomato sauce/ketchup, worstershire sauce or soy sauce as well if you want.

    Grab a frying pan, coat the bottom lightly with olive oil and throw in half a teaspoon of crushed garlic (more or less to taste) and half a small onion (diced). Fry them both, stirring briskly, until the onion has gone clear.
    Then throw in the mixture from the bowl all at once, and fry until all the egg is cooked through (note, it wont ever cook as hard and clumpy as normal scrambled eggs due to the oil and fat from the cheese).

    Stick it on a plate and return to the computer. you should be able to eat it one handed if you need to.
    If you're a stereotypical nerd, who gets no exercise, has poor personal hygene and no friends this is perfect. The curry/chilli will make you sweat and the garlic will make you smell and noone will want to come near you! ;)

    L8r.

  • Every once in a while there's a story that reminds me that I'm in what has to be the smallest slashdot demographic: I'm a Mom :). Here's what I made for dinner tonight, quick, easy and yummy.

    • 1 lb. boneless skinless chicken breasts
    • 1/2 cup bread crumbs (just toss a slice or two of old bread in the blender and pulverize)
    • 1/4 cup ketchup
    • 1/4 cup mayo

    Spread bread crumbs on a plate. Mix ketchup and mayo in a bowl. If desired, flatten the chicken pieces by pounding them with a mallet or the palm of your hand. Dip chicken in ketchup-mayo mixture, then in bread crumbs. Arrange chicken pieces in a greased baking pan and bake at 375F for 20-30 minutes.

  • On the back of the package of some of the HP print cartridges, there is a recipe. I've never tried it, and I don't know if anyone else has, but it caught my eye one day. Whoever put it there must have been very proud of it . . .

    Here it is:

    Chili Relleno Hors D'Oeuvres

    Ingredients:
    12oz can of chili peppers or pickled peppers
    1 pound of cheddar or monterey jack
    6 eggs

    Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cover the bottom of a flat 9"x9" baking dish with a layer of chili peppers or pickled peppers, slices or chunks. Cover peppers with grated cheese. Beat eggs until mixed. Pour over cheese and peppers.

    Bake for 30 minutes or until firm in center.
    Remove and let cool for 10 minutes, slice and serve.

    Just go looking for HP ink cartridges (this one is the 51641A) and you'll be sure to see it. ENJOY! :)
  • Like all college students before me, I've come to realise that the time in which food takes to cook is more of a problem than difficulty of the recipe. Over or undercook something, only to find out later that, makes it tough to get it tasty. Based on a couple years of trial and error, here are two basic methods for cooking simple and cheap foods: angel hair and rice

    Angel Hair for one:

    1) Fill a pot about 3/4 of the way up with cold water
    2) add a pinch of salt
    3) bring water to a boil, covered, over high heat
    4) take about one serving of angel hair out of the box. for me, this is about 1/4 to 1/3 of the box. Break the angel hair in half.
    (Chefs would advise against breaking the pasta in half, but I've found pasta is less likely to stick together if broken)
    5) When water comes to a boil, dump the pasta in, and let it cook uncovered for 5 minutes.
    6) Strain and serve

    Rice for one:

    Rice is a bit tougher, since all store bought rice isn't the same, but this recipe works well for me. A serving of rice for one person is 1/2 cup. Make sure you have a heavy and relatively tight lid for the pot. If the lid has holes, or doesn't form a good seal, add up to 1/4 cup more water.

    1) take a narrow pot, and add half a cup of rice to it.
    2) add 3/4 a cup of water.
    3) bring to boil, uncovered
    4) when boiling, stir the rice, cover, and reduce heat to low
    5) let it cook covered for 25 minutes.
    6) serve and eat.

  • Of course, I'd take submissions as comments here or via email. I'd 'publish' the book via the web once I got enough submissions to make the book at least about 40-50 pages in length or 30 recipes (whichever comes last), and as submissions came in I'd update the book.

    Better yet: do one of the following:

    • Put the DocBook (or whatever format) source in revision control so people can see it progress. Accept patches that way (in addition to other ways, if you want).
    • make a database so people can click and add one. And add their comments to it, etc. Lots of dynamic things you can do here.

    It's nice for people to be able to see the work in progress, rather than you releasing a version every so often. It'd make them a lot more likely to keep contributing.

  • The SPAM Cookbook (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Preposterous Coward ( 211739 ) on Tuesday July 23, 2002 @07:39PM (#3941046)
    I can't believe nobody has suggested a variation on any of these [amazon.com] recipes. (The originals, I assume, are copyrighted ;-)
  • 1) Acquire several vessels suitable for alcohol.
    2) Acquire keg of Guinness, along with suitable tap.
    3) If not well versed in the art of the Perfect Pour, seek counsel from your wise barkeep.
    4) Enjoy.

    NOTE: If keg not available, a few cases of Molson Canadian may suffice.

    This simple recipe should be good for a few days... having your favourite pizza joint on speed dial isn't a bad idea, either.
  • This is an Americanized quick-and-dirty version of the Thai noodle dish.

    • 12 oz. ramen noodles
    • 1/3 C soy sauce (or 3 T soy sauce and 3 T Thai fish sauce)
    • 1/4 C sugar
    • 1/2 C vinegar
    • 1 T paprika
    • 1 t cayenne pepper
    • 6 green onions
    • 1/3 C peanut oil
    • 8 cloves garlic
    • 3 eggs
    • 1 lb bean sprouts
    • 1.5 T peanut butter
    • 1.25 C roasted unsalted peanuts
    • cilantro
    • lemon and lime slices
    Soak noodles in warm water for 10 minutes and drain. Mix soy sauce, sugar, vinegar, paprika, and cayenne, and set aside. Chop onions, garlic, and peanuts. Heat the oil in a wok, then add the garlic and increase the heat to very high. The rest of the recipe should take only a few minutes -- if it takes longer than that, you're overcooking the veggies. After the garlic is brown, add the noodles, and toss them to coat them with the oil. Add the soy sauce mixture, and continue mixing until the noodles have absorbed the liquid. Fry the eggs underneath the noodles, and then mix in. Add sprouts, green onions, peanut butter, and peanuts, and mix. Remove from heat. Garnish with cilantro and lemon and lime slices. - Ben Crowell and Gretchen Angelo

    (c) 2002 Ben Crowell, GFDL licensed

  • For all you kids who say you don't have time to cook: you do. As long as you live somewhere you can get good ingredients, there are lots of yummy things you can make quickly, and none involve Campbell's Cream of Anything. The only catch is that you need to buy the main ingredients the SAME DAY to ensure freshness and flavor.

    Here are three of my favorites. Redistribute at will. All guaranteed to be done in under 30 minutes.

    1. Catfish/Snapper Po' Boys

    (Not as good as New Orleans Jazz Fest, but okay anywhere else.)

    Ingredients:
    - catfish or snapper (or other whitefish like halibut, but these two are best) fillets
    - corn meal
    - cayenne pepper
    - flour (a little bit), dried sage (a little bit), salt, pepper
    - milk (optional)
    - fresh sweet french baguette
    - tartar sauce
    - sweet sliced pickles
    - Louisiana hot sauce (Crystal is best)
    - Lemons

    Equipment:
    - cast iron skillet (MANDATORY)
    - mixing bowls

    First make the breading. To enough cornmeal to cover all fillets, add a little bit of flour, enough cayenne to make it just short of too hot to eat straight, a dash of sage, salt, and pepper. Then wash the fish well, making sure it's deboned. Dip the fish into milk if you drink milk, or water if you don't; then dip in the breading until your fish is well covered.

    While you're doing this, preheat the iron skillet. It should be quite hot, but not so hot as to burn the oil (vegetable oil is best, though you can use butter too). Fry the fish until done but DO NOT overcook - it should be tender and juicy, not dry like a Filet-O-Fish.

    Cut the baguette into sandwich rolls. Spread tartar sauce on it, then add the freshly cooked fish. Add pickles, hot sauce, and juice squeezed from those lemons. Serve with cold beer or iced tea and enjoy!

    2. Seared Ahi Tuna Salad

    (Like they make in those fancy California restaurants, but better!)

    Ingredients:
    - Fresh ahi tuna (the best you can find)
    - Peppercorns
    - Toasted sesame seeds (kurogoma) (optional)
    - Arugula
    - Soy sauce
    - Soybean oil

    Equipment:
    - cast iron skillet (MANDATORY)
    - very sharp knife
    - cutting board
    - mortar and pestle, or a good pepper grinder if you don't have that

    First crack the pepper. If you have a mortar and pestle, use it. If not, grind a good amount of pepper from the mill - you will be covering the fish with it, so crack/grind enough to do this. Keep the pepper on a flat bowl or plate; if you have kurogoma, mix this into the pepper (but do not crush or grind it). Then wash and dry the arugula, and arrange it on the plates in a nice salad shape.

    Next take that cast iron skillet and heat about 1/8 inch of soybean oil (other tasteless oil is fine; DO NOT use olive or corn oil!) until it's quite hot. Wash and pat dry the tuna, then quickly sear it in the oil; just 10-20 sec. per side may be enough to sear the edges while keeping the center rare. Then quickly roll the hot tuna in the pepper (and sesame) mix.

    On a good cutting board, slice the steaks sashimi style and serve in an appealing way atop the arugula. Dress with a little bit of soy sauce and eat with chopsticks. Delicious!

    3. Tomato Mozzarella Salad (Caprese)

    (Perfect for hot summer nights.)

    Ingredients:
    - Fresh tomatoes, preferably heirloom but whatever is most delicious at the farmers' market
    - Fresh mozzarella, preferably the kind sold in water at an Italian deli
    - Fresh basil
    - Salt and pepper
    - Extra virgin olive oil
    - Balsamic vinegar

    First, make sure the tomatoes are really fresh. Is it not summer? Have they ever been refrigerated, even for an hour? Did you buy them at the supermarket? If so, forget this recipe; make sauce instead.

    If your tomatoes are good enough, it's quite easy: slice them into 3/8" slices, and do the same with the mozzarella. Slice the basil into 1/4' strips. (Wash everything first, of course.) Arrange on the plate, mozzarella on the bottom, then tomatoes, then basil; dress with olive oil, balsamic, salt and pepper. Serve as an appetizer or a salad with a good red wine.

  • Publish it too (Score:3, Informative)

    by LetterJ ( 3524 ) <j@wynia.org> on Wednesday July 24, 2002 @08:15AM (#3943457) Homepage
    If you go through iuniverse.com, you can have it set up for print-on-demand for something like $100. It goes in the Amazon and BN catalogs and can be ordered at brick n morters through Ingram. No minimum orders as all books are printed after they are ordered.

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