College Pranks Go Commercial 113
Anonymous Coward writes: "The MIT/CalTech prank rivalry is legendary. Who else could put a cow
on a domed roof? And it inspired the Geek Classic Real Genius.
Apparently the folks at RPI are into
it as well, as evidenced by the DropSquad.
What caught my eye was the commercialization. They're selling
mousepads with photos
of various objects that have been subjected to 'gravitational
modifications'. When this hits MIT, I want a Cow on the Roof coffee
mug!"
So sue me for being whiny (Score:3)
~luge(I love
Hacks (Score:1)
DropSquad? not impressed (Score:1)
'They' (NUASBC) don't have pictures, but that doesn't mean anything. It just means 'they' were more interested in not getting caught than they were in becoming cheap-shot net.legends. (Though they tried that too, with alt.theft.sign-stealing and alt.guy.brown.)
PS, air shaft bombing is more community-appreciated than stairwell bombing, because the smell only lasts until the next rainfall or so. And it doesn't stagnate. It does have a better effect for the next day or two, because the outside air really helps the smell travel to those upper floors. But it doesn't stay around for weeks, and no one but maintenace workers are allowed in the air shaft, so no one has to wade through your putrefying geekhaus-site's JPEG fodder.
Or so I've heard, anyway.
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I know this stairwell!! (Score:1)
:) teehee.... I went to RPI, and I remember this stairwell. It really is the sort of thing that absolutely _begs_ to have stuff dropped down it.
Of course it is the style and panache (and video) that makes this neat.
however, I am not really sure about selling mousepads, to me it seems to take something away from it.
An RPI student speaks out... (Score:3)
I went to RPI from '93-'97, at the end of the time of the Drop Squad. What makes the Drop Squad legendary was not their "prank" -- dropping things from high places is old -- but their stupidity.
The building where they dropped their burgers, Christmas Trees, and the like from, was the Center for Industrial Innovation, RPI's tallest building. The Drop Squad, in a fit of drunken stupidity, not only dropped material from the top of the building, but they also videotaped themselves doing so.
When one person (who is called the F**k on the dropsquad.com web site) turned himself in, he also turned over the video tape. The video tape had the pictures of all of the drop squad members. The campus police had no problems finding the members of the drop squad, and at least one member was kicked out of RPI.
The moral of the story: If you're going to do something illegal, don't let anyone videotape you.
Re:I feel dumber for having read this story (Score:2)
Slashdot is a community of hackers. Hackers are not only programmers. In this case, we call them Building Hackers. These are not just the college pranks where one school steals the other's mascot. These are college pranks which require ingenuity to pull off.
I am not a building hacker. The reason? I have no fucking clue how to get a cow on top of a domed building. I have no clue how to build a full replica of a police car, cop inside, eating a donut all in the space of a few hours of time. I have no idea how to fit a cadillac through the doors of a lecture hall that is designed only to admit the average student body.
These "pranks" are not just pranks - they are hacks in one of the truest senses of the word. That's why it's stuff that matters - we can all learn something from, at the very least, taking awe in what someone else has done with a little bit of ingenuity.
what we used to do (Score:2)
Fun prank, no damage (except for the sign we had to steal), we had the sign up on sat night, was there all day Sunday and Monday, the students loved it.
Atticka
Re:Whoa! (Score:2)
I know a few people still there who have been far more creative... I almost found my car inside of a residence hall lounge... that would have been pretty good...
personally, the IOP was always the best thing going... did they have any entries for GM this year?
What these guys are doing is stupid (Score:2)
Oh, yeah, and MIT hacks are clever. Many involve an aspect of "how the heck did somebody get up there/pull this off without being seen." Dropping stuff down a stairway then making a janitor clean it up is just immature. When people drop things at MIT (like pianos, TV's, various exploding chemicals), they clean it up themselves and take safety precautions.
Visit http://hacks.mit.edu/ [mit.edu] for a gallery of real hacks. Don't condone stupid pranks like what the RPI kids did; they are just perpetuating the idea of spoiled rich kids abusing their college opportunity. They should get some manners and some class.
magic
Better Hacks at RPI (Score:5)
Anyway, there were better hacks on campus than dropping things down the nine story stairwell, and these were two of them:
The JEC engineering building had a walkway around the Northern side, and during my Freshman year, workers were resurfacing it by placing large tiles (red and grey) on the walkway. The tiles were raised above the surface to provide drainage, but were not cemented in place. Only plastic spacers kept the tiles in position. While a bane to any women wearing heels, it was obvious that a strong but narrow bar could easily pry these tiles up, after which they could be rearranged. So, myself and about half a dozen friends sketeched out a plan to reposition the tiles from the red and grey strips that the workmen had laid down to a big smiley face, approximately 8x8 tiles. Then, one morning at about 2 AM, we ran out, moved the tiles, took a picture, and went back to our dorms.
The impressive feat about this prank is that while the workmen broke countless tiles laying down their regular pattern with real tools, we preserved every one we moved. We also posted guards at both ends of the walkway to guard against Public Safety and passerbys. I think one of our guards wound up going home with a passerby she tried to dissuade... Anyway, the next day, there it was, the RPI Smiley Face, for all to see.
The second, smaller scale prank, occured on April Fools day about a year later. Because some rooms were always being closed due to the endless campus contruction, we printed up some room change signs and ran around in the early morning posting them on various classroom and lecture hall doors. Of course, they all directed students to the same room, which in some cases was completly across campus. This room of redirection happened to be where I had a recitation later in the day, and it was quite amusing to see students sitting outside the occupied room, stating "But it said to come here!". I think we even got one professor...
Anyway, these were great pranks, because nobody really got hurt, nothing was destroyed, and people looked back on them and laughed. It was also a nice diversion from drinking, studying, and wondering why the hell we had decided to come to Troy, NY for a higher education...
Re:Pitiful (Score:1)
Re:Elephant (Score:1)
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... and then there was the oingo-boingo concert... (Score:2)
didn't stop Caltech-ers from trying it again with a KROC contests between southland (LA area)
schools for a private oingo-boingo concert.
Supposedly, the college that submitted the most entries won a free concert (oingo-boingo was
supposed to give a free concert for the school). So a bunch of us got together and filled in a
whole bunch of hand written 3x5 note-card entries and beat out UCLA, USC, CSNR, CSLA...
However, even having beat the other schools by more than 2x entries, oingo-boingo refused to
give caltech a concert... So the caltech law dept helped the students write a few nasty letters,
but to no avail... no concert for us...
Moral of the story, having the administration on your side sometimes doesn't help (although if
potential jail time is involved, it certainly helps, but that is another story....)
Re:Not New. (Score:1)
Karl Marx is buried in Highgate Cemetary in London. The cemetary charges an entrance fee, and sells postcard pictures of his grave monument (to support maintanace and restoration of the cemetary).
Re:Whoa! (Score:1)
Dropsquad not the only one (Score:1)
Re:I have an MIT T-Shirt (Score:1)
Re:Dropping stuff, how lame (Score:1)
Dropping stuff down a stairwell? Boring.
Littering, actually
Not even worthy of Letterman's "Stupid Student Tricks". Just stupid.
Somebody should introduce these Nigels to Moncour's alt.shenanigans FAQ
</Cranky>/(o\ I'm not a medievalist - I just play one on weekends!
Re:Nice to see my alma mater on Slashdot, but... (Score:1)
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Funny Stuff (Score:1)
Re:Actually, we did the Cow thing first. (Score:2)
I've heard an unverified rumour of a prank like this. Unfortunately this didn't go nearly as well. Guys from the all-male dorm called Leonard at my University (Queen's [queensu.ca]) snuck a cow high up into an all girl's dorm McNeill.
Unfortunately getting the cow out wasn't as easy. The halls and stairways were very narrow so the cow couldn't be turned around. The cow would not back down the stairs, and there was no other way to get it out. So unfortunately the cow had to be killed and butchered inside the dorm and brought down in pieces.
Oh well, most of the other pranks worked much better.
Re:A warning about pranks (Score:1)
Heheheh...
Re:Long Live TAPU (Score:1)
My favs were the spork, and Warren109b (I think) - some dead X-station... that was good stuff.
Of course, the inflatable whale (Arthur Galpin?) might just come and kick some butt 8^)
a different interpretation... (Score:2)
took a chance. I doubt the legal climate is that much worse today than it was when the pranks
were done...
IMO, the problem with pranks today are really a function of two issues...
The first issue is that the current crop of pranksters are far more destructive than their
historical counterparts...
For example, the original rose bowl prank (the card flipping prank) was entertaining. The second
rose bowl prank (the scoreboard) was educational (the original software didn't have lowercase
letters). The hollywood sign was at least promotional...
Dropping pianos, stealing statues, doing DOS attacks on ebay and etrade are a bit more
destructive than the typical prank of yore...
The second issue (this is somewhat of a cheap shot), but I think the average college student of
today is a bit more fearful of having a police record and spending a night in jail than the
students of previous generations... Witness the massive decline in student rallies/protests from
the 60's 70's 80's to the nearly non-existant activism of the 90's up to today...
I'm not saying pranks are akin to protests, but I think the aversion of today's student to legal
troubles is a growth trend of the last few decades. Today it seems the limit of testing the
boundaries of the law is restricted to downloading a few MP3s...
Re:Better Hacks at RPI (Score:1)
The tiles were frequently arranged in letters, sometimes spelling out frat names, at least once spelling out monty python jokes, and for a while they spelled out "||O|" for reasons which are not entirely clear. (In fact, it did this three times, in different locations on the walk, once reversed, and one of them lasting for over a year! I think most people just didn't realize it wasn't just random.)
It was nice having different things to read (and sometimes puzzle over) while blading to class. Not sure that it's that high in the grand list of pranks, but it was fun in a low key kinda way.
Re:Greatest RPI Prank of ALL time (Score:1)
What was great about Tapu was not any one banner, but the overall Burma Shave feel of all the banners, and the fact that he kept running for school offices long after he left the school. The Tapu Party was a party of the absurd and was a lot of fun to watch (and read the posters of).
Actually, I have a fake Tapu poster a friend of mine made, which read "Vote anarchist! TApU says, "I like custard in the summer, honey." It's in one of these boxes...
I'm not sure that I'd call the Tapu movement a prank, really, since there were (usually, anyway) actual people running on its platform... but it was fun.
Actually, we did the Cow thing first. (Score:3)
Actually... (Score:2)
~luge
You had mouse balls? (Score:1)
We sure didn't have those fancy mouse driver computers when I was at school.
The best the pranksters could do was to take the type belts off those mainframe printers and put them on upside down.
Oh yeah, and take thin sheets of steel, cut them in the shape of punch cards, and slip them into card puncher.
puncha, puncha, puncha, KLANG!!
George
The Bruno (Score:2)
As far as stuff on the Dome, the cow was OK, but my three favorites have been
Re:Cow? Domed roof? Been done... (Score:1)
The person that did it actually confessed a couple of years ago. (I don't have the reference, but it was in the Washington Post.) One of the things that came out was that he actually used one of his family's cows because UVA has an honor code that would have prevented him from just taking any cow he wanted. Until he confessed, though, they had no clue who had done it (and about 20 years had past).
Drop Squad Dead (Score:1)
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Re:Buh (Score:1)
We repelled down those stairs a few times, and the campus-wide laser tags games were more fun... as was frisbee golf...
Re:Who else would put a cow on a domed roof? (Score:1)
At Colorado School of Mines over spring break somebody stole every shower handle from every dorm on campus.
Since I had been there over break I knew to bring my wrench with me to the shower but everyone else at school was thoroughly confused and pissed.
Everybody got over it and I thought it was hilarious.
and when i press my face against the frosted shower stall
Sigh... (Score:1)
-jon
Re:Nice to see my alma mater on Slashdot, but... (Score:1)
Re:I know this stairwell!! (Score:1)
Personally, I found super bouncy balls to be WAY more entertaining in that stairwell, but that's just me.
Re:Pitiful (Score:1)
The people in this post certainly aren't a good representation of RPI, and your hockey comment is pretty far off-base. After all, only management majors play hockey
>Just what you'd expect from a second-rate institution like that.
A condescending attitude is a wonderfully desirable quality - keep going with that.
I chose RPI over MIT because of the attitude associated with it, and the fact that, when I was entering school, the computer engineering program at RPI was rated as high as the same at MIT, but being at RPI also offered me a lot of other opportunities (undergrad research, etc)... Granted, all of the humanities suck, but that's never been the undergrad focus - that's the reason US News ranked us so low - we aren't a university, and (until recently) we never pretended to be. I'd hardly call it second-rate though.
Please don't make blanket statements about subjects you know little about.
Re:Actually... (Score:2)
Viability of Pranks Today (Score:2)
While on campus pranks are fun and good, they usualy don't measure up anywhere close to the humor and coolness of pranks pulled against entities ouside the university (the Hollywood sign for example.) Being at a place like Caltech makes me part of a proud heritage that I can even read about in the bookstore now. But if I wanted to add to it, I'd have to think twice.
The unfortunate fact, is that it is much more dangerous to do pranks today. Things that would have annoyed some people before, today bring on leggal repercusions and lawsuits. The tendancy of people nowdays to sue first and ask questions latter has a really chilling effect on outside pranks. While the administration has made legal counsel and support available to students, they are not abble to fully protect us from those who took the prank too seriously. (Immagine if the FCC had gone after the students who used a radio transmitter to control the scoreboard at the Rose Bowl game.) Or how bout some company suing for deffimation?
While it is possible to leave no traces of who did the prank, the honor code calls for everyone to leave a note explaining the prank and who did it. This avoids wrongfull retaliation (counterpranks) as well as requiring you to help clean up any prank you do. So I expect that there will be no major CIT/MIT type pranks for a while to come.
Re:eh? (Score:2)
I heard it on /. it must be true! (Score:2)
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Re:Great windoh's prank (Score:1)
I heard it on /. it must be true! (Score:1)
I'm not sure though, I went to RPI 95-96 before transferring out, so I'm basing this on a 5 year old memory of the story.
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Re:I feel dumber for having read this story (Score:1)
I challenge you to point out where in this story there is any 'ingenuity' required to drop a christmas tree down a flight of stairs with no one to see it, you take a couple pictures, leave a note and run like hell.
If you were referring to something like the cop car on top of a building or turning a dome into a likeness of R2D2, then you are right. Sadly, in this case this was simple littering. (tee hee, we dropped a bunch of pumpkins filled with shaving cream down 9 floors!)
eleven (Score:1)
One of the dorms at the University of Washington is over eleven stories tall and each cluster has a balcony. Needless to say that every year an assortment of goods gets its few seconds of air time. Everything from flaming toilet paper rolls (flying dragons) to dismembered computers.
The best one we ever pulled was a USWEST phone book. It's absolutely amazing how loud six seconds of page flapping can be, not to mention the incredible boom that can result from a direct hit in an empty metal dumpster located in a basement level loading garage (13 stories total).
As long as we're on pranks (Score:1)
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Re:Great windoh's prank (Score:1)
Re:The Bruno (Score:1)
Re:Nice to see my alma mater on Slashdot, but... (Score:1)
SFU and VWs (Score:2)
Mousepad Hacky Sack... (Score:1)
Re:Albino Squirrel of RPI (Score:1)
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Dropping stuff, how lame (Score:5)
Removing someone's door and plastering over the opening, that's a prank.
Replacing the card section at a football game, that's a prank.
Bankrupting the Soviet Union with vaporware, that's one heck of a prank.
Not telling the refugees in your attic that the war has been over for 40 years, that's a heck of prank.
Dropping stuff down a stairwell? Boring.
George
Those were the days. (Score:1)
We did a fire extinguisher (Score:1)
Went through the roff and nearly killed some people.
That was a very stupid idea - glad we never got caught!
Re:SFU and VWs (Score:1)
eh? (Score:1)
Re:Elephant (Score:1)
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lmnopf (Score:1)
I'd hardly call that a `student mind' hack either- what rpi really needs is some quality hacks to put it on intellectual par with mit and caltech. It's not like there's anything to do here anyway...
Couldn't they do a more useful prank ? (Score:1)
Re:Lame! (Score:1)
I believe strongly in continuing a tradition of "artistic terrorism." Throwing things down stairwells requires no creativity or planning beyond "when isn't there anyone in the stairwell?" and is basically just idiotic.
How Moronic (Score:1)
I have an MIT T-Shirt (Score:3)
You can get all kinds of stuff like this on MIT campus.
Not New. (Score:2)
Joseph Elwell.
Whoa! (Score:1)
Re:I have an MIT T-Shirt (Score:1)
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Commercialization at its Finest (Score:1)
It's a big book. You could use it as a mousepad.
Always amusing... (Score:4)
p^Haper^h litter (Score:1)
near an elevator, cross out "stairs" and write "fire extinguisher".
No, it was done in the middle ages (Score:1)
Read your Chaucer.
Ynd then we toke the horned cow
Ynd set her upon thy buildinges brow
thee locale shirrivs were quite vecksed
whilest Y another jin and tonik micksed
yer welcome
Re:I have an MIT T-Shirt (Score:1)
MIT has a hack museum (Score:1)
a couple blocks) is devoded to a history of hacking.
A warning about pranks (Score:1)
A good (but moderately destructive) one (Score:1)
Re:Nice to see my alma mater on Slashdot, but... (Score:1)
Doh (Score:1)
Pranks vs. vandalism (Score:1)
I'm with you... (Score:2)
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Re:Actually... (Score:1)
~luge
Re:eh? (Score:1)
well, sure,I realize this. what I responded to is emmett equating this to a MIT hack. No, the brilliant part was videotaping themselves so they would be sure to get caught.
Re:Better Hacks at RPI (Score:1)
I also vaguely remember the whole room-redirection prank. This actually seemed to happen at least once a year. I remember one year (it wasn't April Fools, though) when it seemed like half the student body showed up to my DiffEq recitation in Amos Eaton. They had been redirected to that one lecture hall from all over campus. Quite amusing.
Re:We did a fire extinguisher (Score:1)
You did now.
nuclear cia fbi spy password code encrypt president bomb
Re:Dropsquad not the only one (Score:1)
for everyone else's info though, about two weeks ago, everyone woke up to see LMNOPF posted all over campus...it was painted on teh ground, printed on balloons that were hung everywhere, on stickers that were stuck to everything, etc.
Amusing thing about this is that noone on campus had any idea as to what it meant. After a week or so, it finally leaked out that this was a statement about non statements (ie it had no meaning).
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Re:Better Hacks at RPI (Score:1)
Re:Better Hacks at RPI (Score:1)
But on the subject of hacks, a quasi-hack is the class rings. It is traditional that the designs on the sides of RPI class rings contain a screw hidden within the design. This is the Tute Screw. The Tute Screw is threaded both ways so that it goes in no matter which way you turn it, and it is what the administration uses to continuously screw the students. FWIW.
Matt
Re:Greatest RPI Prank of ALL time (Score:1)
Unfortunately, it's sad to say that stupid sh*t like that is the best that any of the students have come up with this year. All the bricks on the JEC walkway are now attached so that you can't move them. And well, the students aren't doing much else. Only other thing done this year is someone putting 'RPI bullets' in all of the round windows of the CII around finals time at the end of the first semester...
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Re:SFU and VWs (Score:1)
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd
I could tell you stories about Peter Pan
Or the Wizard of Oz - there's a dirty old man!"
Testing (Score:2)
Vovida, OS VoIP
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Re:Actually, we did the Cow thing first. (Score:2)
I don't know, seems to me that one worked just about as well as it is possible to get a prank to work... :-)
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I feel dumber for having read this story (Score:3)
if college pranks get you off, go here. [syntac.net] It covers college pranks across the country including MIT and CalTech.
college kids (Score:2)
Nice to see my alma mater on Slashdot, but... (Score:1)
... This is ancient news. These guys got shut down by public safety (and one got expelled) in 93. When I was a frosh there(94), this was already old news. Why is it on slashdot now?
Not in the same class... (Score:1)
was handy off MIT's Green Building, 22 stories or
so tall. Never did a piano, personally. These
guys want to sell me a mousepad? Feh!
p.s. - bags of flour make a surprising large gout
of explosive flame from that height.
Buh (Score:1)
Anyone can drop shit down a stairwell.
This may have been funny if you go to RPI.
Doesn't really stimulate you though, and make you think "Damn, I wish I had thought of that!".
Perhaps if they were to drop more peculiar objects down the stairs, say a police car or a cow.
Pitiful (Score:1)
For demonstrations of true virtuosity, one must travel to the downstream bank of the Charles. Dropping objects is perfectly legitimate technique for the novice, but in order to be worthwhile one must carefully measure and repeat the experiment in a public forum. Even Baker was capable of measuring the bruno, the unit of volume created by a piano falling from the roof, and this experiment was repeated for a number of years to determine the true value more precisely.
this story made me feel old... (Score:1)
Re:Real Prank (Score:2)
MIT Museum Store (Score:2)
Real Prank (Score:3)
2) Go to the (real) workmen and tell them that there will be a bunch of students dressed as policemen coming in a short while to give them hassle.
3) Retreat to a safe distance and watch the ensuing mayhem.
heh heh
orlando...