Java Stories for 2015

Google Confirms Next Android Version Won't Use Oracle's Proprietary Java APIs 215
Oracle Settles FTC Charges Regarding Deceptive Java Security Updates 33
Vulnerability In Java Commons Library Leads To Hundreds of Insecure Applications 115
Oracle Fixes Java Vulnerability Used By Russian Cyberspies 126
JetBrains Moving Its Dev Tools To Subscription Model 141
Oracle: Google Has "Destroyed" the Market For Java 457
First Java 0-Day In 2 Years Exploited By Pawn Storm Hackers 122
Ask Slashdot: Getting My Wife Back Into Programming After Long Maternity Leave? 250
SCOTUS Denies Google's Request To Appeal Oracle API Case 181
The Next Java Update Could Make Yahoo Your Default Search Provider 328
Report: Aging Java Components To Blame For Massively Buggy Open-Source Software 130
Ask Toolbar Now Considered Malware By Microsoft 212
Supreme Court May Decide the Fate of APIs (But Also Klingonese and Dothraki) 210
Ask Slashdot: Options After Google Chrome Discontinues NPAPI Support? 208
US Justice Department Urges Supreme Court Not To Take Up Google v. Oracle 223
How Java Changed Programming Forever 382
The Reason For Java's Staying Power: It's Easy To Read 414
JavaScript Devs: Is It Still Worth Learning jQuery? 218
New Javascript Attack Lets Websites Spy On the CPU's Cache 134
BioWare Announces Open-Source Orbit Project 61
Blu-Ray Players Hackable Via Malicious Discs 107
Java Vs. Node.js: Epic Battle For Dev Mindshare 319
Your Java Code Is Mostly Fluff, New Research Finds 411
JavaScript, PHP Top Most Popular Languages, With Apple's Swift Rising Fast 192
Silverlight Exploits Up, Java Exploits Down, Says Cisco 55

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