IBM Stories for 2007

IBM's Five Predictions for the Future 230
IBM Finding Business Uses for Virtual World 96
Burying a Mainframe In Style 197
IBM Sues Company Selling Fake, Flammable Batteries 261
IBM Files DVD Spam Patent Application 170
IBM Predicts Massive Shifts In Advertising 135
Move to a Mainframe, Earn Carbon Credits 316
IBM Recycles Waste CPU Wafers Into Solar Panels 122
Wireless Video Transfers 100X Faster Than WiFi 147
IBM Seeking 'Patent-Protection-Racket' Patent 169
IBM, Linden Labs Call For Portable Avatars 93
Google and IBM to Provide Cloud Computing to Students 68
IBM Ditches Outsourcing Patent 85
IBM Patents Checking a Box 186
IBM Seeks US Patents For Offshoring US Jobs 203
Chicago Developing 'Suspicious Behavior' Monitoring System 294
IBM Challenges Microsoft with Free Office Suite 378
IBM Joins OpenOffice.org Community 213
IBM Develops Technology That Could Store Data In Atoms 53
IBM & Sun Agreement Puts Pressure on HP 182
Award of $200M Supercomputer To IBM Proving Controversial 114
Supercomputer On the Cheap 133
IBM Saves $250M Running Linux On Mainframes 274
IBM to Regulate Employee Second Life Behavior 165
IBM Grants Universal and Perpetual Access To IP 118
The Mainframe Still Lives! 372
IBM's Blue Gene Runs Continuously At 1 Petaflop 231
Pressure Is On IBM To Forgive Millions In IT Debt 458
4.7GHz IBM Power6 Spotted 296
IBM Says 'Couldn't Fire 150K US Workers If We Wanted To' 219
Analysts Call IBM Layoff Estimates "Hogwash" 131
IBM to Lay Off Half of Global Services Division 553
IBM's Snowflake Microchips 92
IBM Adds Videogame Console Chips to Mainframes 103
IBM Reveals New Virtual Linux Environment 96
IBM Heralds 3-D Chip Breakthrough 99
SCO Relies On IBM-donated Servers With Groklaw 100
IBM the Next Great Software Company? 132
SCO Legally Assaults PJ of Groklaw 340
IBM Debuts Optical Transceiver Chipset 76
IBM Doubles CPU Cooling With Simple Change 208
IBM Asks Court To Declare Linux Non-Infringing 133
SCO Says IBM Hurt Profits 174
IBM Targets UFOs, Ghosts, and Goblins With Search Tool 192
IBM Many Eyes After One Month 35
IBM Refuses To Certify Oracle Linux 124
Microsoft Blasts IBM Over XML Standards 323
Groklaw No Front for IBM 206
DRAM Almost as Fast as SRAM 115
IBM Launching an Open Desktop Solution 224
IBM's Transistor Data Revealed 67
SCO Admits They Might Just Not Win - Maybe 126
Intel, IBM Announce Chip Breakthrough 112
IBM Releases Fastest SDK For Java 6 117
Judge Rules That IBM Did Not Destroy Evidence 163
Father of WebSphere Leaves IBM For Microsoft 143
IBM Breaks Patent Record, Wants Reform 130
Year of the Mainframe? Not Quite, Say Linux Grids 222
IBM's New Processors To Exceed 5Ghz 250

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