It's funny. Laugh. Stories for 2003

Woman Ticketed For Nude Pics On Internet 768
10 Ads The US Won't See 536
David Byrne Subverts PowerPoint 150
Elephant Repellent Tested In India 37
Cube House 429
Robots Of The Victorian Era 200
Blinkenlights Reloaded - The Matrix Returns 115
Pretty Women Scramble Men's Sense Of The Future 100
Funny Things You've Seen on Resumes? 361
Regifting Not Just A Seinfeld Gag -- It's Patented 70
Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO 286
So You Think Physics is Funny? 926
Slashback: Matrix, Terminology, Topology 179
The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? 1496
Nine Crazy Ideas in Science 804
Computer Folklore, Circa 1984 180
Finding the Perfect Family Game 201
Why We See Faces - Everywhere 60
L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term 2143
G4 Cubequarium 42
Superball! 251
In Search of Stupidity 282
How to Handle an Internet Outage 341
What Could You Do With 120 Laser Pointers? 266
Public BSOD Sightings? 307
Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow 321
Sweet Revenge On Nigerian Scammers 341
The Ultimate Desk... Sort Of 191
Nonexistent Windows OS Superior to Panther 408
Slashback: Simpsons, Buyouts, Droid 201
Orbdev Files US Federal Suit Over Asteroid Claim 733
The Worst Jobs in Science 353
The Matrix: Resolutions 721
Beating Diablo II, Irene The Infirm's Way? 49
Feature-Length Matrix Spoof to be Released Soon 326
Microsoft Forgets To Renew Hotmail.co.uk 375
Herrings Use Farts To Communicate 69
Time-travel Spammer Strikes Back 336
Assorted Bits of Halloween 226
Fox News Considered Suing Fox's "The Simpsons" 840
Send in the Nasal Rangers 161
Phantom Game Console Presentation 237
The Complete Far Side Archive 239
Fight Woodworking Piracy: Add EULA Restrictions 662
Software Exorcism 314
How Not To Install Computer Hardware 373
Dilbert Readers Rat Out Some Weasels 1137
Pirate Hunter 191
Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data 400
Silicon Artwork 118
Skittlebrau 275
PHBs Getting "Secret" IT Training 516
Even Grues Get Full 135
What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard? 866
Three-wheeled Wireless Internet 111
Review: 'Bubba Ho-Tep' 178
Oops, Dave Barry Does It Again 733
Hitchhiker's Guide Movie Greenlighted 411
Synthesis of Anthropomorphic Molecules 23
Ig Nobel Awards 2003 184
What Goofy USB Devices Have You Found? 104
The OpenBSD 3.4 Song: Theo Sings Back-up 206
Direct Marketing Execs Sign Up for Do-Not-Call List 45
The Surprising Benefits of Being Unemployed 1053
Ukrainian Computer Destruction Championship 214
TCP/IP over Bongo Drums 215
Practical Jokes on Co-Workers? 430
2.6 Ton Pinball Machine 166
Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight 353
IT Career Horoscopes 294
Microwave Fun 45
The Origin of Murphy's Law 240
Where is the Any Key? 369
Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway 313
Testing the Five Second Rule 85
Worst Jobs In Science 340
Can You Raed Tihs? 997
International Bigfoot Symposium 215
Homemade Silly Putty 225
Dave Barry Strikes Back Against Telemarketers 586
Wired Case Mod Roundup 172
Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... 337
Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies 350
Step-by-Step Computer Destruction 296
Star Wars Kid & Episode III? 381
The Most Famous Geek in IT 533
Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? 606
The 5-Second Rule Investigated 112
Segway Riders Get High on Mount Washington 369
Is Your Boss An Idiot? 235
Distro Taste Test - Linux and Beer 229
Dotcom Era Fads 274
Statistically Optimal Music 296
Hall Of Technical Documentation Weirdness 437
Guessing Linux 2.6.0 Release Date 313
How About A Cup Of The Answer To Everything? 491
How Objective Is Microsoft's Search? 470
Cindy Smart Knows Better Than To Say Naughty Words 499
Flaming Cellphones 288
Pants Were Optional, 100,000 Years Ago 68
Where Has Your Cell Phone Been? 67
The State of the Game Console Wars 439
SCO Nigerian Spam 171
Scout Walker Kama Sutra 269
Gentoo Package Accused of Violating DMCA 713
Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor 1109
Flavor vs. Flavour 925
Space Wedding Successful 167
The Career Programmer 270
Bob The Builder Gets A Personality Transplant 245
Writing with Elvish Fonts 409
Beer Added To The Food Pyramid 393
Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest 254
Skydiving Across the English Channel 323
Clammy Modding 191
Darwinian Poetry: From Bad to Verse 274
Flash Mobs: Peaceable Assembly for Spontaneous Fun 543
Proof Is In: Kansas Is Flatter Than A Pancake 104
The Management Secrets of T. John Dick 226
Robot Balloon Escapes In Britain 377
Log On To Your Computer By Laughing At It 50
Drifting Bath Toys Expected To Hit New England 61
Giant "Inkjet Printer" 131
Random Humor 236
Duct Tape Goes Minature 293
Ink More Expensive Than Champagne 587
Isn't It Ironic? 683
Making Ice Cream With Liquid Nitrogen 390
A Model End Vendor License Agreement 199
MTV Movie Awards - Gollum's Acceptance Clip 346
Chicken Run 550
DMCA Vs. The Sewing Underground 545
The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference 238
Call the Apple Store and Get Bill and Melinda Gates 84
Game of Life in Postscript 274
Office-Hour Habits of the North American Professor 286
Water Flows Uphill 437
Old Hard Drives = Free Electricity 372
Martian 'Happy Face' Crater 41
A Brief History of the Internet 285
MSN Client for Mac OS X 77
Radio Shack Selling Subway Cars on eBay 272
Klingon Interpreter Needed In Oregon 485
Six Monkeys And An Old Saw 360
Lowest Raw Score Ever on the SAT 747
ScavHunt211 203
Oddball PC Cases From Japan 282
Childhood Memories Ruined by the Internet? 299
Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo 419
Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race 99
Penny Arcade vs. American Greetings Revisited 601
Unix-Haters Handbook Available Online 760
The Science of The Moist Towelette 116
MIT Gnome Invasion 230
Easter Humor 240
The Science of the Matrix 479
Old-school Nerdy Comics 441
Social Engineering Still Best Way to Crack Security 522
"Time-Traveler" Busted For Insider Trading 724
Slashback: Folding, Cursing, Exporting 161
OpenBSD 3.3 Song 30
Need a Way to Use 225m of Blue Duct Tape? 212
"Case Modding" a Nissan Sentra 422
Australian High Court Hears Some Weird Science 59
Anger as a Software Design Philosophy 229
How to Make a Starship Enterprise out of a 3.5" Floppy 538
Internet Enabled... Toilet Paper Dispenser 161
Community Networking Made Easy 78
BBEdit's Most Expensive Upgrade 19
USB Floppy Disk Drive RAID Array Under OS X 53
RotK Delayed Until May 2004 204
Top 100 Hoaxes of All Time 247
Apple Fools Day 22
Possessed Technology? 107
Does My Bike Induce Electricity? 72
Human Eyes as Digital Cameras? 45
Physical Hard-Disk Data Arrangements and Drive Failures? 46
How Much are Tongues Worth? 50
Why Are Skeptics Such a Negative Bunch? 74
Humor in Times of War? 74
A Full-Size Remote-Control Car 125
The Museum of Unworkable Devices 309
Gameboy Advance SP vs Canon Powershot G3 356
Beep! Beep! You have Broken the Law. 340
Microsoft: We Make Hackers Obsolete 626
Bush Demands Apple Recount 45
Amazon's Bezos Wants Web Advertising Patent 264
Amazon Sells IPAQs for $10 326
Users Conned by Cable Con 442
Family Tech Support 860
Return Of Bloom County. Sorta 221
Chemical Haiku: Elements' Qualities in a Few Syllables 177
Male Sweat Makes Women Happy 93
$BottlesOfBeerOnTheWall = 99; 93
Playing with Google 137
Back to the Trees 169
Funny and Irrelevant Program Names? 210
Pancake Physics to Cut Batter Splatter 313
Server In A Fly 403
Helms Deep Battle Recreated In Doom 469
Web Site Selling "Earthquake Forecasts" 219
Your Most Damage-Resistant Hardware? 945
Keeping up with the Latest (and Worst) Mac Software 34
World of Spectrum gets a Visit from the IDSA 258
Verbing Weirds Google 856
Psychologist Consoles Data Loss Victims 368
Unreal History of the Atari 2600 130
Dave Barry Answers Alert Slashdot Readers' Questions 355
70-Year-Old Prank Revealed 94
Some Geek Guides for Dating 664
Opera Releases "Bork" Edition 723
What is Your Best Tech Joke? 606
Beauty In The Eye Of The Android 64
Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? 162
Priest Brews in Washing Machine 660
Baked Apple 705
Meteorite Bowling 51
Ask Internet Expert Dave Barry 390
Strong Bad Creators Interviewed 202
Engrish LOTR: The Two Towers Captions 313
Don't Eat The White Snow Either 236
Is Windows Ready For Joe Longneck? 714
Top of the Crops 2002 461
Attorney Sues eBay over Negative Feedback 408
Where Are They Now: Q*Bert 210
Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States 888
Judge Decides X-Men Aren't Human 458
Competition To Find Aussie PM's Email Address 352
You Mean "Boffins" Isn't A Term Of Respect? 39
SAUNAAB 270
Linux-Based Bar-Monkey 551
What to Expect from Macworld Tomorrow 49
Call for Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie References 185
Linux Kernel Code Humor 502
Star Wars Origami 116
Wired News: 2002's Greatest Vaporware 398
Total Commercialization Awareness 126
Stealth Force Beta 107