Databases Stories for 2007

Database Sensei Brian 'Krow' Aker Answers Your Questions 114
Oracle Is Latest To Take On VMware 109
Ask Database Guru Brian Aker 232
Database Finds Fugitive After 35 Years 459
MySQL to Get Injection of Google Code 195
Are Relational Databases Obsolete? 417
Learning High-Availability Server-Side Development? 207
Oracle Contributes Linux Code, Expands Hardware Support 45
Google Rolls Out Online Storage Services 285
Police Data-Mining Done Right 321
MySQL Ends Enterprise Server Source Tarballs 413
Linux HR Management Systems? 79
First "Real" Benchmark for PostgreSQL 275
SAP Admits to 'Inappropriate' Downloading of Oracle Code 149
8 Reasons Not To Use MySQL (And 5 To Adopt It) 288
Top 15 Free SQL Injection Scanners 103
Migrate a MySQL Database Preserving Special Characters 98
Price Optimization Software Big in Retail Business 121
Google Releases MySQL Enhancements 208
Student Financial Aid Database Being Misused 182
Oracle Linux Adopters Suffer Backlash 274
Postgres Engine for MySQL Released 78
Inside The Search For Jim Gray 115
Oracle Sues SAP for Spidering Their Support Site 148
Oracle Open Sources TopLink Java ORM 41
Toward a 3D Search Engine 83
Free Global Virtual Scientific Library 113
Microsoft Plays Up Open Source 224
MySQL Prepares To Go Public 150
Jim Gray Is Missing 283
Oracle Lines Up Unbreakable MySQL 132
Is the One-Size-Fits-All Database Dead? 208
MySQL Changes License To Avoid GPLv3 311
MySQL Falcon Storage Engine Open Sourced 235

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