Idle Stories for 2008

Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon 333
Happy Festivus 17
Top 10 Objects That Have Flown In Space 5
125 Years of Santa Claus-Related Patents 2
Hang the Lights 3
Dew Tree 0
Thieves Take the Cake 91
Mass Santa Record Broken 4
Santa T 1
Santa Hate IV 0
Santa Shocker 2
Dubai Is Building a Refrigerated Beach 249
Burger King Releases Burger-scented Men's Body Spray 13
Giant ASIMO To Participate In Rose Parade 4
Santa Hate III 2
Imperial Santa 3
The World's Deadliest Foot Massaging Machine 5
Santa Hate 0
Santa Hate II 0
Santa's Lap 2
Researchers Test Whether Sharks Enjoy Christmas Songs 142
Ice Beard 4
Porta Potty Nightmare 5
Christmas Tree Made From 70 SCSI Hard Drives 248
If Programming Languages Were Religions 844
Man Steals Fridge Full of Urine Samples 4
A Very Special Reindeer 3
Armadillo Tree 1
The Best Burglar Alarm In History 137
Sleep Mailing 195
Teacher Laid Off For Telling the Truth About Santa 26
Robot Poverty 0
Turtle Helmet 3
World of Warcraft, the Restaurant 73
Wireless Invention Jams Teen Drivers' Cell Calls 232
Toupee For Reindeer 1
"The Day the Earth Stood Still" Beamed Into Space 10
The Bus Stop of No Return 3
Trailer Complex 2
Australian Teachers Told Marking In Red Damages Students 19
The PETA Coffin 13
Smart Monster Truck 2
Get The Shot 0
Inventor Builds Robot Wife 469
Musicians Protest Use Of Songs By US Jailers 210
Company Launches Pre-Chewed Pencils 7
Cosmetic Surgery For the Deceased 3
How To Cook Everything 5
Burning Bus 2
Restaurant Charges Extra If You Don't Finish Everything 8
Man Fights Parking Ticket For Two Years 4
Lazy Road Crew 5
The Wrong Kind Of Playmate 1
Nobel Winner Says Internet Might Have Stopped Hitler 290
Woman Claims Nintendo Scrabble Game is Teaching Profanity 9
130,000 Inflatable Breasts Have Been Lost At Sea 5
Sesame Slayer 5
Milk Man 1
Slashdot's Disagree Mail 135
Auto Fill Security 1
Subway Panda Surprise 3
Hot Tub Hunting 3
Learning To Parent 8
The One That Didn't Get Away 0
Watermelon Lament 2
Taking Ma For a Ride 0
Prescription Handguns For the Elderly and Disabled 1093
The World's Most Expensive Christmas Tree 0
Nine-Year-Old Boy Writes Book On How To Talk To Girls 9
Message In a Bottle Turns Up 39 Years Later 3
Road Warrior 0
Ticket Quota 0
Guitarist Hopes To Play Again With The Help of Bionic Hand 72
NYC Transit To Provide Late Notes 3
Teacher Sells Ads On Tests 532
Beer Couple 2
Happily Ever After 1
World's Oldest Marijuana Stash Found 108
Police In 90 Minute Standoff With Cardboard Cutout 2
City Fights Drunken Violence With Bubbles 2
Men Warned About Knockout Boob Bandits 8
Slow Children 0
Least Likely To Be Picked Up 3
OMG — a Keyboard For Blondes 11
Play Time Is Over 3
Black Bear Picnic 4
Men Enter Britain Hiding In FakeTree 7
Man Keeps Watching Porn As Apartment Burns 4
Fundraiser For "White Male" Illness Dropped 241
HP Gabon 1
Spider Tractor 3
Farmer Builds Robot Army 106
Rocketman Crosses Colorado Gorge 71
Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume 5
Germany Faces Santa Shortage 0
Strip Club Offers Advertising Space On Dancers 3
Shopping Cart Bike 2
Customer Service Solutions 0
Robots Debut In Japanese Theater Production 75
Japanese Man Releases Hundreds of Worms In Train 7
Piano Left in Woods Stumps Police 6
Mount Garbage 2
Giant Sand Storm 1
Spanish City Sets Up Solar Cemetery 71
Indonesians Want To Microchip AIDS Patients 120
Home Theatre System Using Laptops 37
Noise Polluters Sentenced To Listen To Barry Manilow 8
Two Men Prepare To Row Naked Across the Indian Ocean 4
Nazi Grandmother 7
Big Man Little Boat 3
US Officials Flunk Test On Civic Knowledge 334
Obese Have Right To Two Airline Seats 74
A Lesson In Bravery 5
Coded Singles Ad 8
Woman Unable To Recognize Voices, Unless It's Sean Connery 68
The 30 Greatest Conspiracy Theories 5
Beer Lift 3
The Rainbow Nightmare 5
Man Gets Caught In Sauce Jar 7
Researchers Discover How To Make the Perfect Phone Call 85
Smoke Heads 3
Time Expired 6
Man Blames iPhone Glitch For Nude Photos 17
Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman 12
Australians To Get New Sex Party 4
Sleeping On the Job 4
Wookie Family Portrait 0
Colossus of Rhodes To Be Rebuilt As Giant Light Sculpture 39
Artist Wants to Replace Lost Eyeball With Webcam 156
'Meh' Gains Place In English Dictionary 2
Rhino Car 3
Hitler Fish 1
The Science of the Lightsaber 197
Boy Thrown Through Window By Exploding Toilet 15
Prisoner Mails Himself to Freedom 5
German Police Stunt 2
The Right Place At the Wrong Time 4
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video 7
Borat Boosts Tourism In Kazakhstan 9
Woman Admits Sending $400K To Nigerian Scammer 857
Oklahoma Ambulances Debut Sirens That You Can Feel 128
Adult Big Wheel 3
Road Error 1
Researchers and My Uncle Claim Foreplay is Overrated 6
Russian Village Church Disappears 6
Stairs to Nowhere 6
Economical Case Mod 6
Identifying People By Odor As Effective As Fingerprinting 157
Dogs To Sniff Out Smokers 136
Age-Appropriate Party 6
Hands Off 8
Obama's Election Means a Return of Vampire Flicks 97
Magician Threatening SW Developer With Litigation 6
Video Game Driving School 5
Time To Clean Your Room 5
How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught 256
Slashdot's Disagree Mail 126
The Difference Between Men And Women 8
How To Sleep 3
Gravestones Removed By Safety Officers 7
DIY Virtual Reality 0
The Road Is Hard 6
Man Builds Lamborghini in Cellar, Forgets To Build a Way Out 10
Blizzard Sued By South Carolina Inmate 239
Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own As President 11
Fun Size Rocket Launcher 5
Did Someone Order a Bear? 2
EA Recommends Hilarious Work-Around For RA3 CD-Key 301
Tea Task Force To Spy On Water Use at Work 6
Synchronized Presidential Debating 4
If the Other Party Wins 5
7.62mm Bride 13
Strong Swimmer 1
Charity Refuses Donation Because of D&D Connection 216
Lingerie Fitted With GPS Tracking System 10
Teenager Breaks Record With Long Name 14
Out of Office Reply Printed On Traffic Sign 2
Pimp Vader 2
Taking It Easy Batman 1
A Simple Name For a Simple Product 1
How To Protect Children From Zombie Attack 6
Poll Finds 23 Percent of Texans Think Obama is Muslim 562
How Vampire Bats Evolved To Live On Blood Alone 82
Creepiest Blind Date 3
Top 10 Ghosts In Pop Culture 4
Gitmo Costume 5
What You Want To Avoid Halloween Night 0
Anime Lover 1
Who Do Warcraft Players Want As President? 82
Call Center Worker Froze Customer's Bank Account 6
Math Prof Uncovers Secret Chord 177
Japanese Man Petitions to Marry Comic Book Wife 5
Princess Vader 1
Batdog 0
Alien kid 1
Halloween Pumpkin Carving With CNC Robotics 73
$35 a Ticket Theater To Open Soon In Redmond 7
Vietnam To Ban Small-Chested Drivers 5
The Walking House 304
Researchers Developing Cancer-Fighting Beer 283
The Art of Extreme Napping 15
The Latest Hands-Free Device 3
Learn To Fly 3
A Really Bad Day At The Docks 4
Dead Goldfish Offered The Vote In Illinois 216
Professor Creates the World's Most Relaxing Room 8
Iran Busts Spy Pigeons 1
89-Year-Old Woman Refuses To Give Back Football 6
How To Pose Like This 2
The Gun Fairy 0
Watermelon Pants Kids 1
Researchers Discover The Most Creative Time of Day 154
Switzerland Places Ban on the Humiliation of Plants 8
Braille Playboy 11
The Event Time Forgot 2
Red State Prom 6
"Stayin Alive" Helps You Stay Alive 31
Gator Rides 4
A Star Is Born 5
No Dogs Allowed 2
Gamer Plays Over 30 Warcraft Characters 189
Space Coffee 2
The Smell of Space 70
I'm A Paladin 3
Family Fire 1
The Greenest Car 1
Researchers Claim To Be Able To Determine Political Leaning By How Messy You Are 592
Food Shop Closed Down Because Of Corpse 2
Sluggish Spider-Man 8
Suburban Crusher 0
Never Trust a Clown 0
Do Nerds Have Better Sperm? 178
Woman Changes Name To Web Address 21
Bear Attack 1
WOW Shirt 2
Hamster Mods 3
Man Paddles Down River In Pumpkin Boat 3
The New Weapon Against Terror 11
Navy Letter 6
Bottomless Pit 3
Digital Conversion PSA 9
Robot Dancer 1
Dropping the Bomb 3
'80s Prom 3
XKCD Improving the Internet ... Yet Again 204
Record For Continuous Movie Watching Broken 1
Cisco Ships Mexican Folk Music On VPN Client CD 79
Couple Separates and Saws House In Half 2
Amish ATM 8
The Opposite Of Cool 2

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