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Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli Threatens Ghostface Killah 108 comments
Filmmaker Forces Censors To Watch 10-Hour Movie of Paint Drying 255 comments
The Most Popular Bad Passwords of 2015 165 comments
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Google Car Pulled Over For Driving Too Slow, Doesn't Get a Ticket 350 comments
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Germany Says Taking Photos Of Food Infringes The Chef's Copyright 280 comments
Microsoft Creates an AI That Can Spot a Joke In a New Yorker Cartoon 66 comments
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Girls Catfish ISIS On Social Media For Travel Money 238 comments
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The French Scrabble Champ Does Not Speak French 113 comments
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Techies Hire Witch To Protect Computers From Viruses and Offices From Spirits 232 comments
'Pluto Truthers' Are Pretty Sure That the NASA New Horizons Mission Was Faked 321 comments
Researchers Study "Harbingers of Failure," Consumers Who Habitually Pick Losers 300 comments
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Egyptian Repairman Outranks Google 47 comments
Indicted Ex-FIFA Executive Cites Onion Article In Rant Slamming US 194 comments
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Musical Organ Created From 49 Floppy Disk Drives 76 comments
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World's Rudest Robot Set To Simulate the Fury of Call Center Customers 150 comments
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17-Year-Old Radio Astronomy Mystery Traced Back To Kitchen Microwave 227 comments
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Broken Beer Bottle Battle In Debate Over Merits of Android Over iPhone 134 comments
MIT Celebrates 10 Years of SCIgen Bogus CompSci Paper Generator With New Tool 13 comments
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Pi Day Extraordinaire 107 comments
Major Museums Start Banning Selfie Sticks 183 comments
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The Science of a Bottomless Pit 122 comments
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Hobbyists Selling Tesla Coil Kits To Fund Drone Flight Over North Korea 175 comments
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HOA Orders TARDIS Removed From In Front of Parrish Home 320 comments
Ancient Planes and Other Claims Spark Controversy at Indian Science Congress 381 comments
South Korean Activist To Drop "The Interview" In North Korea Using Balloons 146 comments
The World of YouTube Bubble Sort Algorithm Dancing 68 comments
Amazon "Suppresses" Book With Too Many Hyphens 292 comments
Amazon UK Glitch Sells Thousands of Products For a Penny 138 comments
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Dirty Diapers Used To Grow Mushrooms 97 comments
The Frustrations of Supporting Users In Remote Offices 129 comments
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The Improbable Story of the 184 MPH Jet Train 195 comments
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Scott Adams's Plan For Building Giant Energy-Generating Pyramids 107 comments
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Ohio Prison Shows Pirated Movies To Inmates 186 comments
The Physics of Hot Pockets 222 comments
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China Using Troop of Trained Monkeys To Guard Air Base 119 comments
The Feds Accidentally Mailed Part of A $350K Drone To Some College Kid 157 comments
Scientists Give Praying Mantises Tiny 3D Glasses 55 comments
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Mathematicians Use Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun To Calculate Pi 311 comments
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Apocalypse NAO: College Studies the Theological Ramifications of Robotics 176 comments
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Scientists Create Pizza That Can Last Years 225 comments
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Surrey Hit With Catnado 95 comments
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Safeway Suspends Worker For Sci-Fi Parody of His Firing 191 comments
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Wikipedia's Lamest Edit Wars 219 comments
StarCraft II Gamer Receives US Pro-Athlete Visa 114 comments
Microsoft's New Smart Bra Could Stop You From Over Eating 299 comments
Property Managers Use DNA To Sniff Out Dog Poop Offenders 234 comments
First Arab Supercar Costs $3.4 Million, Has Diamond-Encrusted Headlights 241 comments
"Dance Your PhD" Finalists Announced 16 comments
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Dutch Police Recruit Rats To Sniff Out Crime 80 comments
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Apple Maps Flaw Sends Drivers Across Airport Runway 311 comments
Angry Brazilian Whacks NASA To Put a Stop To ... Er, the NSA 90 comments
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Intel's Wine-Powered Microprocessor 126 comments
Man Trying To Fly Across the Atlantic On Helium Balloons 92 comments
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TSA Reminds You Not To Travel With Hand Grenades 378 comments
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20 People Shot With BB Guns At LG G2 Promotional Event 151 comments
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The Latest Security Vulnerability: Your Toilet 211 comments
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Man Builds Fully-Functional Boeing 737 Flight Simulator In His Son's Bedroom 128 comments
Cybercriminals Has Heroin Delivered To Brian Krebs, Then Calls Police 187 comments
Indian Army Mistook Planets For Spy Drones 143 comments
Fake "Speed Enforced By Drones" Signs On California Freeways 218 comments
Don't Tie a Horse To a Tree and Other Open Data Lessons 109 comments
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Better Factories Through Role Playing 160 comments
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Apple Sued For Man's Porn Addiction 509 comments
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2 Men Accused of Trying To Make X-Ray Weapon 470 comments
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Leaked Microsoft Video Parodies Chrome Ad 243 comments
UN Says: Why Not Eat More Insects? 626 comments
Astronaut Chris Hadfield Performs Space Oddity On the ISS 212 comments
Beer Drone Delivery Service For South African Music Festival 61 comments
Heavy Weather Exometeorology Style 26 comments
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Scientists Study Getting an Unwanted Tune Out of Your Head 219 comments
Man Accused of Selling Golf Ball Finders As Bomb Detectors 131 comments
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Wrong Fuel Chokes Presidential Limo 612 comments
Jedi May Be Allowed To Perform Marriage Ceremonies In Scotland 196 comments
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"Lazarus Project" Clones Extinct Frog 154 comments
Ukrainian Attack Dolphins Are On the Loose 99 comments
Google Doodle Celebrates Birthday of Douglas Adams 104 comments
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The Manti Te'o of Physics 101 comments
MIT's Charm School For Geeks Turns 20 217 comments
DRM Chair Self-Destructs After 8 Uses 215 comments
State Rep. Says Biking Is Not Earth Friendly Because Breathing Produces CO2 976 comments
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